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      11-20-2015, 10:41 PM   #1189
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My kidneys, Lups.


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My kidneys, Lups.


MY KIDNEYS.

BLACK MARKET.
Sadly I'm a blonde, I don't wear bracelets, I don't like coconut and I'm way better looking!

*disclaimer: My ego is the only thing as huge as my ass.
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      11-20-2015, 11:07 PM   #1191
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Sadly I'm a blonde, I don't wear bracelets, I don't like coconut and I'm way better looking!

*disclaimer: My ego is the only thing as huge as my ass.
I'm telling you, keep that up and my liver is next.
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I'm telling you, keep that up and my liver is next.
Hahaha, oh stop!

I posted my pic on the page one, after that these rest are just bad presentations.
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      11-20-2015, 11:54 PM   #1193
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Sadly I'm a blonde, I don't wear bracelets, I don't like coconut and I'm way better looking!

*disclaimer: My ego is the only thing as huge as my ass.
You are like Dr. Claw. Nobody knows what you are so I'm gonna have to say coconut bitch is hotter.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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You are like Dr. Claw. Nobody knows what you are so I'm gonna have to say coconut bitch is hotter.
coconut lady actually look like my neighbor.
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      11-21-2015, 12:02 AM   #1195
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You sir, are you coveting thy neighbors wife?
hahahaah! no sir and no thank you.
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You are like Dr. Claw. Nobody knows what you are so I'm gonna have to say coconut bitch is hotter.

Ahem, coconut lady! And I'm on first page! Ask the people who do know me, bimmette, wah, hell my girl Alex!
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Lups is part of the Matrix, thus, not real.
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      11-21-2015, 12:27 AM   #1199
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Lups is part of the Matrix, thus, not real.
You are correct. She claims to have met me many times but I actually have never seen her.
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Ahem, coconut lady! And I'm on first page! Ask the people who do know me, bimmette, wah, hell my girl Alex!

Kinda looks like one of the professor I knew. He was a great guy.




He looks like this now.
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Lups is part of the Matrix, thus, not real.
You must be terminated for knowing the truth.

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You are correct. She claims to have met me many times but I actually have never seen her.
Hey I was just mildly late every time! It's not my fault you're always already sleeping when I show up!
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Kinda looks like one of the professor I knew. He was a great guy.




He looks like this now.
Haha, he also looks like one buddy of mine.
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Haha, he also looks like one buddy of mine.
Sometimes odd looking people are the best of people i tell ya.
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Sometimes odd looking people are the best of people i tell ya.
He doesn't look odd, he looks like himself!

I'm more odd than he is with my left over parts - body.
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      11-21-2015, 12:44 AM   #1205
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He doesn't look odd, he looks like himself!

I'm more odd than he is with my left over parts - body.
I meant as odd photo.
Odd angle. I am sure if he did his hair, took the glasses off and not take that lower angle for double chin, he would look somewhat better than people here.

Look at the bottom right on double chin contest...



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I meant as odd photo.
Odd angle. I am sure if he did his hair, took the glasses off and not take that lower angle for double chin, he would look somewhat better than people here.

Look at the bottom right on double chin contest...



Haha, angle is everything, and thanks to modern technology, anyone can pass as a human.
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Haha, angle is everything, and thanks to modern technology, anyone can pass as a human.
...also light too.
Bright light make it look good with makeups.
Look at tv actor/actress on the stage. The stage is so bright that you can feel the heat from all lighting.
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Lol, I found a perfect example! Check this out, shows you exactly why pics are bs.

Taken by my son while I was giving him shit for stealing my phone:


When made black and white, you can't tell how dirty my shirt was and my hair looks better. Almost a human.

We went riding the train here with my tiny men, and I tried to look like a human.

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Now, then I drive through the night with my family to Yellowstone. Before coffee, no sleep in 36 hours, and yup, it was bad. Hubby took this so he can shove it in my face every to i have an other bright idea like a family road trip.

*that pic was too horrible*

And honestly, I look nothing like I do in any of these shots.

Edit: Yup, can't do this. I can't look at my own face.
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^ That is one of the female FIA driver's photo!
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