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      07-20-2015, 11:32 PM   #12057
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Look again, I don't cut my nails, so there must be!
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I never have, I have the skin of an elephant, only wearing gloves and the the damn thing they make fishing poles can get to me.

Besides, my nails look like shit, nothing girly in those.
More i see, more I realize that I got a girl hand.
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More i see, more I realize that I got a girl hand.
Are you trying to win this by stating you won because out of the three of us, you are the girl?!

Fucking cheating pieces of ot trash you two! One does it with hooves, the other with the skirts! I want a win damnit!
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More i see, more I realize that I got a girl hand.
Ha Ha...

I have SO many scars on my hands from my youth and early adult years. Youth was knives and stupid 5hit...at 14 or so, scars from building car engines
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Are you trying to win this by stating you won because out of the three of us, you are the girl?!

Fucking cheating pieces of ot trash you two! One does it with hooves, the other with the skirts! I want a win damnit!
Lups - you can win this round (we'll LET you)

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Oh fuck, this is a hard one.
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Ha Ha...

I have SO many scars on my hands from my youth and early adult years. Youth was knives and stupid 5hit...at 14 or so, scars from building car engines
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Lups - you can win this round (we'll LET you)
Fine, comparison of Lups hand vs mine.
I am going to delete my picture, because my 17year old girl hand is hurting my man ego!
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Lups - you can win this round (we'll LET you)
No, I'd know it and let's face it: You won the man hands, Prenna girl hands.

Great, now I'm the hand freak of the ot.

Next topic!! I need one win!
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Fine, comparison of Lups hand vs mine.
I am going to delete my picture, because my 17year old girl hand is hurting my man ego!
OMG - you can be hand twins!!!!!
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Fine, comparison of Lups hand vs mine.
I am going to delete my picture, because my 17year old girl hand is hurting my man ego!
Once seen, it will never be forgotten
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      07-20-2015, 11:50 PM   #12065
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Fine, comparison of Lups hand vs mine.
I am going to delete my picture, because my 17year old girl hand is hurting my man ego!
OMG - you can be hand twins!!!!!
god you guys are freaks!
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god you guys are freaks!
Get in on this bimmette - we've seen those toes already!!!
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god you guys are freaks!
Get in on this bimmette - we've seen those toes already!!!
No, you guys are weird!!
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No, you guys are weird!!
We're just too competitive.
It has to be a great whatever we are competing to get highest score .

However, funniest+oddest will beat the perfection.
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We're just too competitive.
It has to be a great whatever we are competing to get highest score .

However, funniest+oddest will beat the perfection.
Or then somebody whips out some pet. Damn it.

Oh damn. Next round! I'll win this one for sure!
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Or then somebody whips out some pet. Damn it.

Oh damn. Next round! I'll win this one for sure!
I will let you choose the next round.
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I will let you choose the next round.
Okay. Hair! The one with longest wins!
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Okay. Hair! The one with longest wins!
Serioisly...

How about chin hair
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Serioisly...

How about chin hair
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Okay. Hair! The one with longest wins!

ROFL!!!!!
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How about chin hair
Remember the story abt my aunt?

This would be a good one though, since I have no photos of me, if we don't count this shot. My son wanted a selfie with mom, and this is what mom does when camera is at present:



Success. I got yelled by a three year old.
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There are lots of Armenians in Glendale. Have you been there?
It's like everyone wears gold chains, Rolexes, and smell of Polo fragrance.
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Remember the story abt my aunt?

This would be a good one though, since I have no photos of me, if we don't count this shot. My son wanted a selfie with mom, and this is what mom does when camera is at present:



Success. I got yelled by a three year old.
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This poor thread
LOL< poor kid..

I know where this is going.

Longer hair= CHECK
Picture with kid= CHECK.

I probably need to take a photo with President and UN Secretary general to win this one.......
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LOL< poor kid..

I know where this is going.

Longer hair= CHECK
Picture with kid= CHECK.

I probably need to take a photo with President and UN Secretary general to win this one.......
Lol, show me the kid!?, that could be my chin hair!

Who gives a crap abt a president or an sg. Mr ABS will just post a donkey again and score all the points. We need a rule again pointy ears!
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