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      07-20-2015, 06:36 PM   #12035
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^ I wish i have a buddy who I can type in different languages here.

Anyone speak Armenian?
I type and speak in 4 different languages , but sadly no Armenian .
Think you saw me typing Flemish with a friend from Belgium .
He was on vacation over here in Belgium ,he is Belgian but he lives in Texas.
He also told me that he was eating French fries , actually the only and real Belgian fries with mussels on the large market in Veurne (Belgium)
No worries man...I'm your buddy too !
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      07-20-2015, 07:06 PM   #12036
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My first concert in general though, which I hold near and dear to my heart, was being 5 years old and my older cousin took me to the last show Nirvana played at the Seattle center a few months before he killed himself.

Still have childhood flashbacks to them performing rape me and France's farmer will have her revenge on Seattle.

The rest is a big blur.
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      07-20-2015, 08:46 PM   #12037
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There are lots of Armenians in Glendale. Have you been there?


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I type and speak in 4 different languages , but sadly no Armenian .
Think you saw me typing Flemish with a friend from Belgium .
He was on vacation over here in Belgium ,he is Belgian but he lives in Texas.
He also told me that he was eating French fries , actually the only and real Belgian fries with mussels on the large market in Veurne (Belgium)
No worries man...I'm your buddy too !

I knew you before the OT, and saw bunch of good posts on GD.
I rarely see Belgians in state of CO, but there are many guys who post 3x5" stickers of their former nationality. I saw Mongolian (on Rav4) and Swedish (civic) flags on their bumper. Of course , I see bunch of Canadian and Mexican flags, because it is neighboring country.
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I won the last round, or are we waiting for the donkey wearing Armani?
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      07-20-2015, 09:00 PM   #12039
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I won the last round, or are we waiting for the donkey wearing Armani?
I chipped my nails for lifting my kid's scooter (< 2lbs). I RUINED MY NAILS!


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      07-20-2015, 09:04 PM   #12040
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I chipped my nails for lifting my kid's scooter (< 2lbs). I RUINED MY NAILS!

Yours look better than mine. I'll take a pic if you swear you wont laugh
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      07-20-2015, 09:07 PM   #12041
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Yours look better than mine. I'll take a pic if you swear you wont laugh
I seriously have those hairless leg, and girl's palm. I even played golf every other week around 2007, and I won't get a major callus.
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I seriously have those hairless leg, and girl's palm. I even played golf every other week around 2007, and I won't get a major callus.
I can't do anything wearing gloves, I get blisters immediately. Without those, no problem ever and no calluses. Talk abt freaks.
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      07-20-2015, 09:16 PM   #12043
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I can't do anything wearing gloves, I get blisters immediately. Without those, no problem ever and no calluses. Talk abt freaks.
Speaking of freaks. I woke up and saw my kid's eye being HUGEEEE. Almost freakish big. I initially thought she bumped her face somewhere falling down. I found out it was mosquito bite, and she kept scratching it. LOL

She can't even open her eyes. We put a bandaid , so that she can't scratch it anymore. Anti-histmine given.
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      07-20-2015, 09:40 PM   #12044
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I can't do anything wearing gloves, I get blisters immediately. Without those, no problem ever and no calluses. Talk abt freaks.
Ok - next round is a pic of the hand...back or front...
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Ok - next round is a pic of the hand...back or front...
You know what? Lets do both! But somebody rate the jackets! Who won?!
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I chipped my nails for lifting my kid's scooter (< 2lbs). I RUINED MY NAILS!

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      07-20-2015, 10:10 PM   #12048
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      07-20-2015, 10:49 PM   #12051
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Oh fuck, this is a hard one.
Aww....not a scratch on those girly hands
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You guys beat me again. No chip on nails.
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Aww....not a scratch on those girly hands
I never have, I have the skin of an elephant, only wearing gloves and the the damn thing they make fishing poles can get to me.

Besides, my nails look like shit, nothing girly in those.
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You guys beat me again. No chip on nails.
Look again, I don't cut my nails, so there must be!
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