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      07-20-2015, 02:53 PM   #11991
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Well, I build the tiny kid a bong of a sort. An empty coke bottle, filled with ice, a hole in the other end. He breath through it for 5 minutes, and all symptoms went away.
You're not kidding about being a hippie! You're like a female McGyver
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      07-20-2015, 02:56 PM   #11992
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I think it's funny how we adults still can't have conversations without them turning into fights. We truly should stop respecting stupid rules that ban these topics and use the effort to realize nothing will ever change if we can't even talk about things.
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      07-20-2015, 02:58 PM   #11993
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My head hurts...can we talk about shoes or donkeys or shoes on donkeys?
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      07-20-2015, 03:01 PM   #11994
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You're not kidding about being a hippie! You're like a female McGyver
Lol well he is my childhood hero! I love the attitude "fuck it, let's fix this shit"!

I've applied that in all sectors of life. It works so much better than just sitting on my ass while somebody else fixes my problems.

... Besides MacGyver was super hot.
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      07-20-2015, 03:02 PM   #11995
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My head hurts...can we talk about shoes or donkeys or shoes on donkeys?
I'm in, this was way too deep.

@Prenna, what is the next round?
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      07-20-2015, 03:26 PM   #11996
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I just got assigned 4 new team members despite my warnings that my team is already too large to coach/develop on the compliance and productivity work we do.

I think I'm slowly starting to pull a Peter from Office Space and not give a shit anymore...

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      07-20-2015, 03:49 PM   #11997
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I'm in, this was way too deep.

@Prenna, what is the next round?
I am running out of ideas. Do you guys have any suggestions?
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      07-20-2015, 03:52 PM   #11998
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I am running out of ideas. Do you guys have any suggestions?
I thought you guys were doing jackets?
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      07-20-2015, 03:53 PM   #11999
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I am running out of ideas. Do you guys have any suggestions?
Yeah, lets do jackets! Then I'm pretty much done, my shopping allergy is severe.
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North Carolina?
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Ground rules
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Okay, where is your jacket right now pics!
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      07-20-2015, 04:10 PM   #12005
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Okay, where is your jacket right now pics!
It's 81 with 67% humidity. Jacket is in the closet.
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      07-20-2015, 04:12 PM   #12006
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Anyone remember this CD title?

"Take Your Pants Off and Jacket"

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Anyone remember this CD title?

"Take Your Pants Off and Jacket"

Your kinky side showing?
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      07-20-2015, 04:16 PM   #12008
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Anyone remember this CD title?

"Take Your Pants Off and Jacket"

Your kinky side showing?
Nope it was one of my favorite Blink 182 CDs. I just remembered it haha
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It's 81 with 67% humidity. Jacket is in the closet.
You bloody show off.
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Nope it was one of my favorite Blink 182 CDs. I just remembered it haha
We should do a "what's on your playlist" list.
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I have this Polo Ralph Lauren jacket/windbreaker I got it as a gift from my mom decade ago. This is one of the jacket which I cannot match the color with, unless I wear those 5.11 tan cargo pants with it.

Great jacket, but not a color I like. I look like WWII bomber pilot who got shut down.

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Nope it was one of my favorite Blink 182 CDs. I just remembered it haha
We should do a "what's on your playlist" list.
Here's mine right now.
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