Tinder/Dating Apps

Axius · 03-18-2016, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Nice! Hopefully you come back with some Sara type story.

Plus sex, I assume.

I'm not really sure what I'm looking for, tbh. Just someone nice to hang out with.

Possibly. We'll see. Might be a gentleman.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No way, Jose. It's aint like dat.

jtodd_fl · 03-18-2016, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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No way, Jose. It's aint like dat.

Literally what 90% of people say right before falling hopelessly in love. Just sayin.

Aatish · 03-18-2016, 08:51 AM

Well I cheated on my bimmer with a Tesla yesterday.

jtodd_fl · 03-18-2016, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Well I cheated on my bimmer with a Tesla yesterday.

Did your dick get electrocuted?

Aatish · 03-18-2016, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Well I cheated on my bimmer with a Tesla yesterday.

Did your dick get electrocuted?

No, unfortunately. But my marriage is ruined

Axius · 03-18-2016, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Literally what 90% of people say right before falling hopelessly in love. Just sayin.

Love ain't nothing but a word. Just different levels of infatuation. Besides, I might not even stay in this state.

Verbiage · 03-18-2016, 09:12 AM

Where you going, Ax? Moving to MD/DC?

Axius · 03-18-2016, 09:14 AM

Not sure. Not sure how long I plan on staying here, probably another couple years. Then maybe back to Detroit to be with my family.

jtodd_fl · 03-18-2016, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Not sure. Not sure how long I plan on staying here, probably another couple years. Then maybe back to Detroit to be with my family.

Detroit. Nice!

Verbiage · 03-18-2016, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Not sure. Not sure how long I plan on staying here, probably another couple years. Then maybe back to Detroit to be with my family.

U move 2 da hood daskoo I nu u wuz ghetto whole tyme.

U ain't got ta lie Craig.

Sara · 03-18-2016, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Nice! Hopefully you come back with some Sara type story.

Plus sex, I assume.

I texted him and it's been 17 minutes since he responded. I'm done.

Aatish · 03-18-2016, 09:42 AM

You texted him just "hey" right? That's always seems to work...

Axius · 03-18-2016, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Detroit. Nice!

Won't be back IN the city, but that's the easiest way to describe what part of the state. Don't ever plan on living in the city again, too sketch.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

U move 2 da hood daskoo I nu u wuz ghetto whole tyme.

U ain't got ta lie Craig.

Dem iz twennies mayn.

Nah bruh, them is tens.

Yah yah but dey cool doe!

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I texted him and it's been 17 minutes since he responded. I'm done.

Sometimes I don't for hours. He's just keeping low key or he's off banging someone else.

Verbiage · 03-18-2016, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I texted him and it's been 17 minutes since he responded. I'm done.

This was cute.

He's a surgeon, love.

He's probably saving someone's life.

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Originally Posted by Axius

Dem iz twennies mayn.

Nah bruh, them is tens.

Yah yah but dey cool doe!

You're my hero! Officially able to thrive in whatever environment that you're placed in.

Wait....tens doe?

Axius · 03-18-2016, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You're my hero! Officially able to thrive in whatever environment that you're placed in.

Wait....tens doe?

The series of Friday movies along with Dave Chappelle and hip hop music, I could pass as 10% black. Fubu adds a nice touch also.

jtodd_fl · 03-18-2016, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

This was cute.
He's a surgeon, love.

He's probably saving someone's life.

Exactly. Clearly has priorities fucked up... Sara504 has needs. If he has to save someone's life, their family was already worried. He had the opportunity to meet both parties' expectations. Instead, he disappointed Sara. Swipe left bitches.

Edit: Also, once Sara explains she is pissed, he will surgically remove himself from her. (Possibly)

Edit 2: WAIT... important detail. Was the text nudes? It matters.

Verbiage · 03-18-2016, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

The series of Friday movies along with Dave Chappelle and hip hop music, I could pass as 10% black. Fubu adds a nice touch also.

Fubu? That's racist.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Exactly. Clearly has priorities fucked up... Sara504 has needs. If he has to save someone's life, their family was already worried. He had the opportunity to meet both parties' expectations. Instead, he disappointed Sara. Swipe left bitches.

This is true. But she already swiped right for him and has now reached a heightened stage of tindering.

jtodd_fl · 03-18-2016, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

This is true. But she already swiped right for him and has now reached a heightened stage of tindering.

The meat has been tinderized?

Axius · 03-18-2016, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Fubu? That's racist.

How so? I'm white and I love my Fubu pants. They're so soft. Walk like a pimp with a limp.

Verbiage · 03-18-2016, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

The meat has been tinderized?

She said she was waiting for a certified union to allow such an event.

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Originally Posted by Axius

How so? I'm white and I love my Fubu pants. They're so soft. Walk like a pimp with a limp.

Walk like a gimp with a with a glint?

Axius · 03-18-2016, 10:36 AM

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Walk like a gimp with a with a glint?

You lost me.

Verbiage · 03-18-2016, 10:39 AM

So much for being 10% black!

03-18-2016, 08:51 AM	#1169
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03-18-2016, 09:12 AM	#1173
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03-18-2016, 09:14 AM	#1174
Axius Banned 4205 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Not sure. Not sure how long I plan on staying here, probably another couple years. Then maybe back to Detroit to be with my family.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	So much for being 10% black! __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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