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      07-17-2015, 12:23 AM   #11749
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No to moustache only. I like subtle goatees and I guess hipster beards are ok.
...so no full on Magnum PI / Tom Sellek 'stache..?

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      07-17-2015, 12:25 AM   #11750
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...and any other lady that cares to chime in...what do you think of facial hair (Mustache, beard, goatee)?
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...so no full on Magnum PI / Tom Sellek 'stache..?

It's ok if you have to google him...
Darn. Even ladies here will beat me on this. ASBSECU E93 knows that I don't have too much body hair.
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      07-17-2015, 12:44 AM   #11751
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No. All facial hair are always due to me distracting my spouse from shaving or it growing back too fast. I know I'm alone in this too here but in my books any man who grows his slowly enough not to give me friction and still shapes his, is a puppy.

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      07-17-2015, 12:45 AM   #11752
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No. All facial hair are always due to me distracting my spouse from shaving or it bring back. I know I'm alone I this too here but in my books any man who grows his slowly enough not to give me friction and still shapes his, is a puppy.
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      07-17-2015, 12:48 AM   #11753
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      07-17-2015, 12:57 AM   #11754
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No. All facial hair are always due to me distracting my spouse from shaving or it growing back too fast. I know I'm alone in this too here but in my books any man who grows his slowly enough not to give me friction and still shapes his, is a puppy.
...so I'll email a pic with my goatee for your review and criticism
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      07-17-2015, 12:58 AM   #11755
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No. All facial hair are always due to me distracting my spouse from shaving or it growing back too fast. I know I'm alone in this too here but in my books any man who grows his slowly enough not to give me friction and still shapes his, is a puppy.
...so I'll email a pic with my goatee for your review and criticism
Ok
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      07-17-2015, 01:00 AM   #11757
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I keep a 5 o'clock shadow, it improves the kissing experience for the ladies, it gives that great sex scent and taste.
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...so, one big flat out NO...looks like I have a date with a razor in my future!
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I keep a 5 o'clock shadow, it improves the kissing experience for the ladies, it gives that great sex scent and taste.
Haha, oh that's too easy.

All the men in my life, now or ever, 99% don't even try to touch me. To get a hug ( me instigating) 10 years of history has been shared at least. In USA standards it is "I know your wife, and I know her well enough for to think you'd never think this is something more."

I truly hate being touched.
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      07-17-2015, 01:33 AM   #11760
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I look like a hobo if I don't shave every day.

So I have to- facial hair on me doesn't look good. Plus I'd rather just shave, than have to do the up keeping- beards can smell really bad
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Lol 20 to 1.5k

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Facial hair is a no go for me. Plus if it's s beard it's loaded with bad bacteria which is disgusting
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      07-17-2015, 08:29 AM   #11763
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      07-17-2015, 09:00 AM   #11764
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I leave the beard for 3 reasons...I need it to age me for work, I'm lazy to shave everyday, and my wife actually prefers me with facial hair.

My beard isn't zz top or hipster long. Well groomed and clean. Nothing gross about it if you shower and wash your face everyday.
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Guys, we get it. You want a little facial fuzz to make you feel more manly, or cool, or hip, or whatever. You like it, that’s fine. Just know that your beard is absolutely disgusting. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

According to experts, beards are actually ‘bacterial sponges’ and are the perfect place to spread germs.

Carol Walker, a consultant trichologist from the Birmingham Trichology Center, told DailyMail, “Beard hair; it’s courser. It has the shape of a bayonet, a round, convexed bottom and then comes up the side to a point. It becomes curly and smooth, it tends to have more bends and kinks which trap dirt. The cuticles on the hair – which are like layers of tiles on a roof – trap the germs and grease.”

Walker additionally noted that men also tend to play with their beards, thus passing more germs from their hands to their face.

“If their hands are dirty, they transfer dirt from their hands on to their face and mouths.If someone eating dairy products it can get stuck in their beard and become a bit rancid.There can be a lot of Stepholococci if someone’s got a cold.”

Alright, so what’s the solution? Shave it. Or burn it. Your choice, because as GQ notes, Manuel Barbeito, a microbiologist in the US Army, studied beard types and their individual potential to spread disease in the 1960s. He found that washing beards did not do a suitable enough job of ridding the hairs of infectious disease.
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      07-17-2015, 09:47 AM   #11766
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Guys, we get it. You want a little facial fuzz to make you feel more manly, or cool, or hip, or whatever. You like it, that’s fine. Just know that your beard is absolutely disgusting. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

According to experts, beards are actually ‘bacterial sponges’ and are the perfect place to spread germs.

Carol Walker, a consultant trichologist from the Birmingham Trichology Center, told DailyMail, “Beard hair; it’s courser. It has the shape of a bayonet, a round, convexed bottom and then comes up the side to a point. It becomes curly and smooth, it tends to have more bends and kinks which trap dirt. The cuticles on the hair – which are like layers of tiles on a roof – trap the germs and grease.”

Walker additionally noted that men also tend to play with their beards, thus passing more germs from their hands to their face.

If their hands are dirty, they transfer dirt from their hands on to their face and mouths.If someone eating dairy products it can get stuck in their beard and become a bit rancid.There can be a lot of Stepholococci if someone’s got a cold.”

Alright, so what’s the solution? Shave it. Or burn it. Your choice, because as GQ notes, Manuel Barbeito, a microbiologist in the US Army, studied beard types and their individual potential to spread disease in the 1960s. He found that washing beards did not do a suitable enough job of ridding the hairs of infectious disease.
women have more stank on them especially if you're a mom. Also in your referenced article there are a lot of Ifs and a study from the US Army in the 60's. Men's care products do include antibacterial soap and shaving cream you do understand that? We have come a long way from a 60's hippie beard. Also think about the amount of time women play, eat their hair...does that make you dirty? I don't buy your argument...if it's a personal preference that's cool, but don't paint everyone with the same brush.
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      07-17-2015, 09:50 AM   #11767
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So - if facial hair as short as your eyebrows is unclean...

then you ladies need to shave your eyebrows too!!!

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women have more stank on them especially if you're a mom. Also in your referenced article there are a lot of Ifs and a study from the US Army in the 60's. Men's care products do include antibacterial soap and shaving cream you do understand that? We have come a long way from a 60's hippie beard. Also think about the amount of time women play, eat their hair...does that make you dirty? I don't buy your argument...if it's a personal preference that's cool, but don't paint everyone with the same brush.
What women eat hair???
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CANGRKE70 / Sara504 i recently saw this:
Bearded men have poop on their faces
http://nypost.com/2015/05/04/science...-fecal-matter/
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What women eat hair???
OMG that's all you got from my reply? You're telling me you've never done this or seen one of your kind do it? I used to see girls in my univ. classes do it all the time.



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