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      07-16-2015, 01:23 PM   #11683
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Hahahahahaha

That's hilarious, you would've won with her help though, a Gs can't compete with a donkey. When Prenna comes up with the next round, you might want to try bribing her again.

What's her name btw? I want to know the name of my opponent!
Her name is Waffles...and I'm not out of the race yet! Will try a different tactic tonight after work....must use my banker/ninja skillz
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      07-16-2015, 01:33 PM   #11684
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Her name is Waffles...and I'm not out of the race yet! Will try a different tactic tonight after work....must use my banker/ninja skillz
Hmm. I refuse to let you have an other go in this round, Prenna better come up with a new challenge! We can not rewrite the rules for our game.

Waffles, a great name! Rabies and Kissa approves.
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      07-16-2015, 01:57 PM   #11685
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Hmm. I refuse to let you have an other go in this round, Prenna better come up with a new challenge! We can not rewrite the rules for our game.

Waffles, a great name! Rabies and Kissa approves.

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Hahahahahaha

That's hilarious, you would've won with her help though, a Gs can't compete with a donkey. When Prenna comes up with the next round, you might want to try bribing her again.

What's her name btw? I want to know the name of my opponent!

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I tried to get the Donkey to pose with my new shoes....AW HELL NO!!!

She was not having anything to do with it. I think the shoe color reminds her of the fly spray can...and she HATES that thing

Good idea.


The contest would be funny, if we had to sit on a donkey and take a photo!

"Here are my donkeys on my donkey ranch. eeee ahhhhhh eeeeee ahhhhhh"
"It costs me $300 to take care of donkey at a donkey ranch."

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      07-16-2015, 02:18 PM   #11686
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Good idea.


The contest would be funny, if we had to sit on a donkey and take a photo!
I win...



My parents still have donkeys on their farm in Greece.
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      07-16-2015, 02:41 PM   #11687
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I win...



My parents still have donkeys on their farm in Greece.
Prenna has a rabbit, I have dogs, I think this highly unfair competition.

My suggestion is your jacket and your pet face off.

(I actually tried to find a donkey, I'm that competitive)
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      07-16-2015, 02:54 PM   #11688
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      07-16-2015, 03:00 PM   #11689
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I win...



My parents still have donkeys on their farm in Greece.
That's really cool. I want to visit Greece on my next trip.
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      07-16-2015, 03:06 PM   #11690
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I win...



My parents still have donkeys on their farm in Greece.
Is that you my friend ? Because that pic looks really amazing...
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      07-16-2015, 03:18 PM   #11691
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After taking the kid for a 2.5 mile run yesterday I snapped this pic of the drumsticks that have carried me around the sun almost 49 times:
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      07-16-2015, 03:31 PM   #11692
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I win...



My parents still have donkeys on their farm in Greece.
NO NO NO!!!!!

Must be a recent pic!!!!!

I can still win - Will get my pic today!! I'll bribe her with her favorite snack - Apples
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      07-16-2015, 03:32 PM   #11693
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Or....I'll get a pic with my neighbors Ram or Turkeys!!

I MUST WIN
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      07-16-2015, 03:38 PM   #11694
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My turn my turn!

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'Do you even lift legs brah'

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      07-16-2015, 04:36 PM   #11695
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Or....I'll get a pic with my neighbors Ram or Turkeys!!

I MUST WIN
A competition of the cutest animal pic? Dude if all else fails, I will text my mother and ask her to send me a pic of a pic of me riding a big (gigantic male big!!) on a school trip.

Two hours of detention for that... So worth it if it seals a win for me.
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      07-16-2015, 04:47 PM   #11696
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After taking the kid for a 2.5 mile run yesterday I snapped this pic of the drumsticks that have carried me around the sun almost 49 times:
ASICS gt1000?
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      07-16-2015, 04:53 PM   #11697
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Prenna has a rabbit, I have dogs, I think this highly unfair competition.

My suggestion is your jacket and your pet face off.

(I actually tried to find a donkey, I'm that competitive)
Yeah. Wild rabbit

BTW that guy on a donkey (young kid nor teen) is me.
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      07-16-2015, 04:59 PM   #11698
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Yeah. Wild rabbit

BTW that guy on a donkey (young kid nor teen) is me.
You three and your cool animals.

I can't find a donkey yo compete with you all.
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      07-16-2015, 05:03 PM   #11699
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You three and your cool animals.

I can't find a donkey yo compete with you all.
BTW while at lunch with family , I saw a weird orange 911 turbo s parked.
I saw 2 MDs closely looking at it as well. They said it is not their porsche.
will post pic when I go back home.
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      07-16-2015, 05:52 PM   #11700
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That sounds about right. I can't see that in the picture though, so what gives? Were you the cashier when I bought them at Dicks?????
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      07-16-2015, 06:26 PM   #11701
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That sounds about right. I can't see that in the picture though, so what gives? Were you the cashier when I bought them at Dicks?????
I have a same/similar shoes.
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      07-16-2015, 07:21 PM   #11702
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I don't think I want my turkeys stepping on my new shoes, so probably won't get that picture
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      07-16-2015, 07:41 PM   #11703
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You three and your cool animals.

I can't find a donkey yo compete with you all.
I WIN!!!!!
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      07-16-2015, 07:44 PM   #11704
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I WIN!!!!!
Donkey and shoes???
So far you are winning!
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