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      05-28-2015, 06:27 PM   #1145
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Banned because before I left work at 11am I had a nice hour long argument with the lady I bone on the regular, then on my one hour drive home I was hoping Best Buy would show up with my new washer and dryer before 1:30pm as scheduled. However, they had their times wrong and didn't show up until 4:30pm. I tried to get on here to bullshit with everyone, but the dumb bitch I called on Tuesday to fix my internet that was down, completely disabled my modem as a whole, so I spent an hour and a half with tech support waiting for them to get my internet back online that I've been paying for for the past 3 days with no service.

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Banned because before I left work at 11am I had a nice hour long argument with the lady I bone on the regular, then on my one hour drive home I was hoping Best Buy would show up with my new washer and dryer before 1:30pm as scheduled. However, they had their times wrong and didn't show up until 4:30pm. I tried to get on here to bullshit with everyone, but the dumb bitch I called on Tuesday to fix my internet that was down, completely disabled my modem as a whole, so I spent an hour and a half with tech support waiting for them to get my internet back online that I've been paying for for the past 3 days with no service.

Ban TLDR: My day has sucked an asshole, so you're all banned.
Banned for thinking that's bad.

Two scratched rims. Two. "it's okay, you can barely see them".

I have never, ever been as scared as I was while teaching her to drive just now. I'm taking the Audis keys with me and I'm running away.

Who the fuck goes over curbs like a maniac and spends hours on every stop sign!

She talks constantly. She starts sentences without ever ending the last one.

Oh, I did notice shoes today. She wears crocs. While driving. A car.

21 hours into the visit, and I've packed my car. I'm leaving. I can't do this.
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      05-28-2015, 10:45 PM   #1148
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Banned because before I left work at 11am I had a nice hour long argument with the lady I bone on the regular, then on my one hour drive home I was hoping Best Buy would show up with my new washer and dryer before 1:30pm as scheduled. However, they had their times wrong and didn't show up until 4:30pm. I tried to get on here to bullshit with everyone, but the dumb bitch I called on Tuesday to fix my internet that was down, completely disabled my modem as a whole, so I spent an hour and a half with tech support waiting for them to get my internet back online that I've been paying for for the past 3 days with no service.

Ban TLDR: My day has sucked an asshole, so you're all banned.
Banned for thinking that's bad.

Two scratched rims. Two. "it's okay, you can barely see them".

I have never, ever been as scared as I was while teaching her to drive just now. I'm taking the Audis keys with me and I'm running away.

Who the fuck goes over curbs like a maniac and spends hours on every stop sign!

She talks constantly. She starts sentences without ever ending the last one.

Oh, I did notice shoes today. She wears crocs. While driving. A car.

21 hours into the visit, and I've packed my car. I'm leaving. I can't do this.
Banned for having a shitfest of a day
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      05-28-2015, 10:55 PM   #1149
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Banned because before I left work at 11am I had a nice hour long argument with the lady I bone on the regular, then on my one hour drive home I was hoping Best Buy would show up with my new washer and dryer before 1:30pm as scheduled. However, they had their times wrong and didn't show up until 4:30pm. I tried to get on here to bullshit with everyone, but the dumb bitch I called on Tuesday to fix my internet that was down, completely disabled my modem as a whole, so I spent an hour and a half with tech support waiting for them to get my internet back online that I've been paying for for the past 3 days with no service.

Ban TLDR: My day has sucked an asshole, so you're all banned.
Banned for thinking that's bad.

Two scratched rims. Two. "it's okay, you can barely see them".

I have never, ever been as scared as I was while teaching her to drive just now. I'm taking the Audis keys with me and I'm running away.

Who the fuck goes over curbs like a maniac and spends hours on every stop sign!

She talks constantly. She starts sentences without ever ending the last one.

Oh, I did notice shoes today. She wears crocs. While driving. A car.

21 hours into the visit, and I've packed my car. I'm leaving. I can't do this.
Banned for first world problems.

I believe you and Billup should refer to the FML thread.
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      05-29-2015, 08:09 AM   #1154
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      05-29-2015, 08:19 AM   #1155
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Banned for mentioning that $aid word 'love'.
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