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Banned because before I left work at 11am I had a nice hour long argument with the lady I bone on the regular, then on my one hour drive home I was hoping Best Buy would show up with my new washer and dryer before 1:30pm as scheduled. However, they had their times wrong and didn't show up until 4:30pm. I tried to get on here to bullshit with everyone, but the dumb bitch I called on Tuesday to fix my internet that was down, completely disabled my modem as a whole, so I spent an hour and a half with tech support waiting for them to get my internet back online that I've been paying for for the past 3 days with no service.
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05-28-2015, 06:35 PM | #1146 |
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Two scratched rims. Two. "it's okay, you can barely see them". I have never, ever been as scared as I was while teaching her to drive just now. I'm taking the Audis keys with me and I'm running away. Who the fuck goes over curbs like a maniac and spends hours on every stop sign! She talks constantly. She starts sentences without ever ending the last one. Oh, I did notice shoes today. She wears crocs. While driving. A car. 21 hours into the visit, and I've packed my car. I'm leaving. I can't do this.
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05-28-2015, 11:35 PM | #1150 |
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05-28-2015, 11:37 PM | #1151 |
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Where fuck is the music?! Banned.
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05-29-2015, 08:19 AM | #1155 |
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Banned for juice. Happy Friday Bitche$!
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05-29-2015, 08:25 AM | #1157 |
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Banned for mentioning that $aid word 'love'.
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05-29-2015, 08:44 AM | #1158 |
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Banned for using the word 'love', it's supposed to be 'sex'
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05-29-2015, 09:35 AM | #1159 |
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05-29-2015, 10:12 AM | #1162 |
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That is a great song tho.
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05-29-2015, 10:21 AM | #1163 |
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Played it till my fingers bled Was the summer of '69
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05-29-2015, 11:06 AM | #1164 |
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Banned for April 2015, damn rookies
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