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      07-13-2015, 10:04 PM   #11507
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Crap man, woke up with a fever, drenched in sweat and a massive sore throat.

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      07-14-2015, 07:24 AM   #11511
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Crap man, woke up with a fever, drenched in sweat and a massive sore throat.

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Hahahaha oops.

Time to go check for any bumps
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      07-14-2015, 09:51 AM   #11512
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Travel travel travel the past few days, have been totally out of pocket. Shits weak!

How is everyone doin?
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      07-14-2015, 09:52 AM   #11513
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Crap man, woke up with a fever, drenched in sweat and a massive sore throat.

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Pedilyte and Emergen-c is the winning combo.
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      07-14-2015, 09:58 AM   #11514
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I'm doing great. Didnt have to spend money on bail or hide any bodies so far.
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      07-14-2015, 10:01 AM   #11515
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I'm doing great. Didnt have to spend money on bail or hide any bodies so far.
It's the little things!

Glad to hear all is well.
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      07-14-2015, 10:30 AM   #11516
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POUND the Vitamin C, upwards of 4g/day.
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      07-14-2015, 10:37 AM   #11517
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Australian Herpes?

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Hoochie Australian girls?
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      07-14-2015, 10:44 AM   #11518
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      07-14-2015, 10:53 AM   #11519
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It's the little things!

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      07-14-2015, 11:01 AM   #11520
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Hahahaha oops.

Time to go check for any bumps
Time to check if the french fry is glowing under the black light.
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      07-14-2015, 01:50 PM   #11521
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Noodle&CO just sent us free mac & cheese deal. Buy a dish, get mac&cheese free. Going there for lunch today.
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      07-14-2015, 02:17 PM   #11522
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Sorry to disappoint all, no herpes. :

Minor throat infection, and currently feeling high/glossy as hell on these antibiotics.

So much so- I don't care my cars boat got delayed ANOTHER day. Glovis Courage- you SUCK.
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      07-14-2015, 02:24 PM   #11523
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Sorry to disappoint all, no herpes. :

Minor throat infection, and currently feeling high/glossy as hell on these antibiotics.

So much so- I don't care my cars boat got delayed ANOTHER day. Glovis Courage- you SUCK.
Did you get a shot in your ass too?
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      07-14-2015, 02:28 PM   #11524
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Sorry to disappoint all, no herpes. :

Minor throat infection, and currently feeling high/glossy as hell on these antibiotics.

So much so- I don't care my cars boat got delayed ANOTHER day. Glovis Courage- you SUCK.
Did you get a shot in your ass too?
Yup!

It was a male nurse

He cupped the butt cheek a little more than he needed to, but meh.
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      07-14-2015, 02:39 PM   #11525
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Yup!

It was a male nurse

He cupped the butt cheek a little more than he needed to, but meh.
So you're telling us a male nurse shot his load in your ass?
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Yup!

It was a male nurse

He cupped the butt cheek a little more than he needed to, but meh.
So you're telling us a male nurse shot his load in your ass?
Exactly.

And it felt GOOD.
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Yup!

It was a male nurse

He cupped the butt cheek a little more than he needed to, but meh.
I had a female. She was rough. She stuck it in me pretty hard.
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