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Never_Enough · 08-15-2018, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You gonna die

I'm ok with going out in a Hellcat, but I doubt it. I have snow tires.

CTinline-six · 08-15-2018, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

My Hellcat is now my daily driver. Yes, it will even be driven in snow & salt. The horror! #totaled

Good man. Cars are meant to be driven.

Joekerr · 08-19-2018, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Surg_Capt_R

I once peed inside my wife. I don't know how the hell it happened. I don't have bladder problems. It wasn't a lot. Not like when you stand over a urinal and keep going. She stroked me and held me tight as she thought I had climaxed a second time!

To this day I haven't had the balls to tell her.

Darth One · 08-19-2018, 09:35 AM

How did you know you peed? I must admit I have wondered about this at times...

1MOREMOD · 08-19-2018, 11:00 AM

Now poop on her

Luckygirl · 08-23-2018, 09:16 PM

I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.

King Rudi · 08-23-2018, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Luckygirl

I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.

I'm intrigued. How did this joyride end?

Darth One · 08-23-2018, 11:25 PM

did your sister borrow the car, or "borrow" the car?

Banana Hammock · 08-24-2018, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

did your sister borrow the car, or "borrow" the car?

Borrowed it from the back seat.

I've never had beefaroni.

UncleWede · 08-25-2018, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

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Originally Posted by Luckygirl

I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.

I'm intrigued. How did this joyride end?

At the station

upstatedoc · 09-17-2018, 06:20 PM

some of the GEICO commercials are funny

Darth One · 09-29-2018, 12:19 AM

I'm turning in a leased car tomorrow, so I'm out past midnight driving around so it hits exactly 30k miles when I turn it in

Will miss it

KenB925 · 09-29-2018, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I'm turning in a leased car tomorrow, so I'm out past midnight driving around so it hits exactly 30k miles when I turn it in

Will miss it

are you getting something new?

Darth One · 09-29-2018, 10:12 AM

Yes, getting another Macan to replace this one

F30lolz · 09-29-2018, 09:14 PM

Sometimes I pee in the shower.

1MOREMOD · 09-29-2018, 09:49 PM

Ever pooped in there? That's when things get real

KenB925 · 09-30-2018, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Sometimes I pee in the shower.

Sometimes???

You can tell the truth here.

Kyngofpop · 09-30-2018, 01:58 AM

I'd blow the roof off with my confessions

Darth One · 09-30-2018, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

I'd blow the roof off with my confessions

Double dog dare you

upstatedoc · 10-01-2018, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

I'd blow the roof off with my confessions

*

F30lolz · 10-01-2018, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Ever pooped in there? That's when things get real

Pooping in the shower would make me not economically viable.

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Originally Posted by KenB925

Sometimes???

You can tell the truth here.

The only times I don’t pee in the shower is when I don’t have to pee. Therefore, I am being completely honest/truthful.

King Rudi · 10-01-2018, 01:35 PM

I've been cheating on the OT section with work. I'm ashamed and hollow inside.....

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