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      06-30-2016, 07:25 PM   #11331
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Calm down bro...You know what they say about black dudes..
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      06-30-2016, 07:29 PM   #11332
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This makes me laugh so hard every time I look at it. Funniest picture for me to date found on interwebz.
Looks like the latest cheap single turbo option that all the 17 year olds have been demanding for the N54
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      06-30-2016, 07:33 PM   #11333
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I'm not Verbage. I'm not nice. I'm not cool with it. You and I both know what you were getting at.
You got that wrong from me because for me..It doesn't matter what color it has ,we are all Bimmerpost brothers !
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      06-30-2016, 07:44 PM   #11334
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I'm sure she only wants big black dudes ..

....or leprechauns
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      06-30-2016, 09:28 PM   #11335
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Calm down bro...You know what they say about black dudes..
they like grape flavored anything? Verbiage prefers watermelon though.
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      06-30-2016, 09:29 PM   #11336
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....or leprechauns
as in stick his whole arm in there?
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Looks like the latest cheap single turbo option that all the 17 year olds have been demanding for the N54
what? that looks baller status right there.
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as in stick his whole arm in there?
That's not where I was going with the leprechaun reference. I think its possible you missed the green straw in the photo. No offense intended to our Irish forum members
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      06-30-2016, 11:41 PM   #11339
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That's not where I was going with the leprechaun reference. I think its possible you missed the green straw in the photo. No offense intended to our Irish forum members
..or take a pretzel ride to the Milky Way. Apologies to the Germans and farmers, in advance.
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as in stick his whole arm in there?
That's not where I was going with the leprechaun reference. I think its possible you missed the green straw in the photo. No offense intended to our Irish forum members
Irish? BREXIT!!! (Drunk post)
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A neighbor has a tree and plant farm with a gated front entrance and wrought iron style railing.

Apparently someone took a curve too fast and tore down a section.

Today - I noticed this sign by the road
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A neighbor has a tree and plant farm with a gated front entrance and wrought iron style railing.

Apparently someone took a curve too fast and tore down a section.

Today - I noticed this sign by the road
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      07-02-2016, 05:23 PM   #11343
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A neighbor has a tree and plant farm with a gated front entrance and wrought iron style railing.

Apparently someone took a curve too fast and tore down a section.

Today - I noticed this sign by the road
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      07-02-2016, 08:00 PM   #11344
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Well played, sir.
You win the internet for the day!
This wins probably as well ..
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      07-02-2016, 08:34 PM   #11345
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I had a call with the UK staff yesterday, where I reminded them that on Monday we are heartily celebrating kicking their sorry asses out of here, and will be unreachable.
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      07-03-2016, 04:41 AM   #11347
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Well played, sir.
You win the internet for the day!
This wins probably as well ..
Pretty sure he's gay. That's not even a nice car.
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The fact that this sign is probably at an establishment where you are buying 3,000 calories of food for like $4 and it's being handed to you through a window to be eaten in your car while driving - and it's right next to another one (assuming that's a McDs reflected in the window) feels quintessentially American too.
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The fact that this sign is probably at an establishment where you are buying 3,000 calories of food for like $4 and it's being handed to you through a window to be eaten in your car while driving - and it's right next to another one (assuming that's a McDs reflected in the window) feels quintessentially American too.
Well guess you're not celebrating the fourth, what a debbie downer, sheesh.
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The fact that this sign is probably at an establishment where you are buying 3,000 calories of food for like $4 and it's being handed to you through a window to be eaten in your car while driving - and it's right next to another one (assuming that's a McDs reflected in the window) feels quintessentially American too.
Well guess you're not celebrating the fourth, what a debbie downer, sheesh.
Totes celebrating. Love the USofA. I just admit it's oddities, too.
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