[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

No. You need to earn the right with a badly timed kid / other innocent or defenseless kicking joke first.

Dicks get bigger in the internet, it just takes time little grasshopper.

You're right...I don't have it in me.

When I see people post pictures of their kids or dogs, I can't help but be anything other than lukewarm.

However- if any of you dare post a picture of your spouse, I'm going to go in hard on that horse of a mug of theirs

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Your hedge looks like it belongs in the Amazon! Make yourself productive and trim the damn thing.

Yeahhh , Thought that too about the Amazon looks .
The monster will be shaved by monday and my weapons (not the FAL) are ready to hit the bitch !

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

We don't have 7 eleven , must be a US/thing .

Nope, they have them in Europe, maybe not in Belgium though.

[The Automotive Enthusiast]

Five more minutes!!!!!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Rated ///M Power

Five more minutes!!!!!

Bon appetite!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You're right...I don't have it in me.

When I see people post pictures of their kids or dogs, I can't help but be anything other than lukewarm.

However- if any of you dare post a picture of your spouse, I'm going to go in hard on that horse of a mug of theirs

Lol my ass was kicked today already.



My little demons. "mom, I am not changing clean clothes just for a cars and coffee. Either we go and you appreciate us as the way little boys are, or we stay at home."



"mom you can go and hangout near your car, we're gonna stay here and look at this cool M6"

Who the hell taught them to speak?!

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol my ass was kicked today already.

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My little demons. "mom, I am not changing clean clothes just for a cars and coffee. Either we go and you appreciate us as the way little boys are, or we stay at home."

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"mom you can go and hangout near your car, we're gonna stay here and look at this cool M6"

Who the hell taught them to speak?!

BABYBOYS KNOW WHATS UP.

M6>. Especially if they saw mine, they'll just call it the batmobile arty0030
And FYI- yes I am going to be batman for Halloween.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

BABYBOYS KNOW WHATS UP.

M6>. Especially if they saw mine, they'll just call it the batmobile arty0030
And FYI- yes I am going to be batman for Halloween.

Kids must love your car since they love imaginary playthings.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Kids must love your car since they love imaginary playthings.

Oh it's a coming alright, it's a coming!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

BABYBOYS KNOW WHATS UP.

M6>. Especially if they saw mine, they'll just call it the batmobile arty0030
And FYI- yes I am going to be batman for Halloween.

Meh, they don't like M's, any other but the E9x.

I love it how well aware they are though. "mom, Porsches are that way, lets go the other way."

"MOOOOOOOM. Please pay attention to your translating process. We need to know this and that and the man clearly got bored when you were still talking. Get to the point!!!"

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Whatever happened to whostheboss?

Did he get banned too for having too much of a sexy voice?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Just found out that it is free slurpee day.

Going there with the fastest car we own...

Do you own one faster than MrSS ///M badges Yaris??

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Do you own one faster than MrSS ///M badges Yaris??

My Yaris is a 5 spd MT.

It would own his Avalanche.

Actually not really, but I like to tell myself that it takes a real man to drive a baby blue, egg shell looking Yaris with a MT.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

My Yaris is a 5 spd MT.

It would own his Avalanche.

Actually not really, but I like to tell myself that it takes a real man to drive a baby blue, egg shell looking Yaris with a MT.

Haha, those are honest cars.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

Haha, those are honest cars.

It has this incredible magic trick of making me invisible when I'm on the road.

Can't say that about the Bmw when I had my 2014 m6!

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Lups

The guy who works in the store near us has eye issues, even when I have told him I want a dinner and a movie before more free tit staring is allowed, he doesn't stop. I avoid the place.

I thought I commented on this before the dinner, and etc, but I think you played it better than what I could've done.

There is a gal who is overly nice to me at Noodle&Company. I would not get into details, as it is a great potential to dig my own grave.

Originally Posted by Lups

Meh, they don't like M's, any other but the E9x.

I love it how well aware they are though. "mom, Porsches are that way, lets go the other way."

"MOOOOOOOM. Please pay attention to your translating process. We need to know this and that and the man clearly got bored when you were still talking. Get to the point!!!"

"They" as your kid?
My kid use calls everything with BMW logo M3, until she started to pay more attention to "X5" "M5" and "Z4" and etc.

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Whatever happened to whostheboss?

Did he get banned too for having too much of a sexy voice?

I think i recently saw him on banned a person in front of you.
We need to call others like 942stelth, NemesisX, and some oldies to come and play.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

It has this incredible magic trick of making me invisible when I'm on the road.

Can't say that about the Bmw when I had my 2014 m6!

Lol.

I wrote today that ay causes infertility. It was mildly wrong, no M drivers get any.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol.

I wrote today that ay causes infertility. It was mildly wrong, no M drivers get any.

Speak for yourself!

My sex life is plenty good

Oh wait, but even though my new m6 is technically mine already (on paper) I don't physically have it yet...so I guess I'm still not back in the cool kids M drivers club

Must explain why I'm still getting some.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

My Yaris is a 5 spd MT.

It would own his Avalanche.

Actually not really, but I like to tell myself that it takes a real man to drive a baby blue, egg shell looking Yaris with a MT.

BABY BLUE!?!? It's not Blue...its Bluuuuuuuueeeeee

Too funny. Speaking of getting owned...my fat ass girl got it handed to her today by a Audi. It was not pretty, and we'll not speak of it again...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

BABY BLUE!?!? It's not Blue...its Bluuuuuuuueeeeee

Too funny. Speaking of getting owned...my fat ass girl got it handed to her today by a Audi. It was not pretty, and we'll not speak of it again...

She's getting wrapped satin black next month! Her names Lupita btw.

You let an Audi beat you?

How dare you...unless it was an r8- feel free to turn in your M card immediately.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

I thought I commented on this before the dinner, and etc, but I think you played it better than what I could've done.

There is a gal who is overly nice to me at Noodle&Company. I would not get into details, as it is a great potential to dig my own grave.




"They" as your kid?
My kid use calls everything with BMW logo M3, until she started to pay more attention to "X5" "M5" and "Z4" and etc.





I think i recently saw him on banned a person in front of you.
We need to call others like 942stelth, NemesisX, and some oldies to come and play.

Lol, "Mom did you see, there is a really cool E92 next to us!??! Can you smile to him and talk to him so we can look more. Matte paint is special"

Fuckers.

"mooooooom, no. I want Brian (my friend) to pick us up. His car has a better sound and it looks mean."

"Mom. You have a girly taste."

"mom, why does the e9x look cool in nowmal models too, and yours don't?"

"mom, why are we still here?! There are no M3's here!" "baby, there is one next to us, fire orange, see?!" "meh, no. That's not the right kind"

Wanna have more kids? I can give you my mean offspring.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

She's getting wrapped satin black next month! Her names Lupita btw.

You let an Audi beat you?

How dare you...unless it was an r8- feel free to turn in your M card immediately.

I forgive you for the typo. Awwww, you named your car after me