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      05-27-2015, 02:15 PM   #1079
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I have standards! You happen to fulfill all of them. I'm an easy man to please.




Banned for not coming strong enough.
Banned for thinking I'd need one, ever.

Hate to tell you this Billup but the last few pages of the disaster thread made me think we could be friends, and then I see you banning me!
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      05-27-2015, 02:24 PM   #1081
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Banned for thinking of need one, ever.

Hate to tell you this Billup but the last few pages of the disaster thread made me think we could be friends, and then I see you banning me!
Banned because if you have payed close attention to this thread, I only ban people I really care about.


Albeit, that disaster thread is worth a good couple of laughs. Although, it made me feel way older than I really am.
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The fact people keep feeding her attention is just pathetic. I blocked "her" number. Such a sick and ugly individual.
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      05-27-2015, 02:30 PM   #1083
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Banned for talking about the disaster thread.

The fact people keep feeding her attention is just pathetic. I blocked "her" number. Such a sick and ugly individual.
I can't ban you for anything you just stated, so I'm just going to ban you for YOUR good looks this time.
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      05-27-2015, 02:32 PM   #1084
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I can't ban you for anything you just stated, so I'm just going to ban you for YOUR good looks this time.
Banned for cheating on me.
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Banned for talking about the disaster thread.

The fact people keep feeding her attention is just pathetic. I blocked "her" number. Such a sick and ugly individual.
Oh damn you're cruel!

Banned for making a good call!

@Billup: To me the saddest thing about that was that this all made me realize better how men see us women. Good luck to anyone dating.
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      05-27-2015, 02:40 PM   #1086
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@Billup: To me the saddest thing about that was that this all made me realize better how men see us women. Good luck to anyone dating.
The world is a nasty place. The dating world isn't much better. Unfortunately it's a numbers game for men and women alike. It's just being able to figure out the crazies before they go all nutso.
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Banned for breaking up with me, then trying to make me feel bad for moving on to someone who actually loves me and wants to be with me.



The world is a nasty place. The dating world isn't much better. Unfortunately it's a numbers game for men and women alike. It's just being able to figure out the crazies before they go all nutso.
This is such a sad thing to read.

Funny observation: You and sugarskull try so hard to be the biggest assholes in the ot, yet you've become my favorite posters here
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Banned for breaking up with me, then trying to make me feel bad for moving on to someone who actually loves me and wants to be with me.



The world is a nasty place. The dating world isn't much better. Unfortunately it's a numbers game for men and women alike. It's just being able to figure out the crazies before they go all nutso.
This is such a sad thing to read.

Funny observation: You and sugarskull try so hard to be the biggest assholes in the ot, yet you've become my favorite posters here


Quick Billup she's onto us!!! Act tough!!

Get money, fuck bitches.

K back to banning, someone ban me!
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Quick Billup she's onto us!!! Act tough!!

Get money, fuck bitches.
Jaadi jaa. Stfu

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Banned for Peter Pan.
Banned for thinking Pan has anything to do with my P.
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Banned for being mean to people with minor navigational issues! You sir are just jealous because Billup wants my Peter and not yours!!
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Banned for being mean to people with minor navigational issues! You sir are just jealous because Billup wants my Peter and not yours!!
Banned for post # 1094

Banned for ASSuming I am jelly
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Banned for ASSuming I am jelly
Banned for making me laugh!

Of course you are jelly, who wouldn't be?!

One shitty day here, so you made my day. Thank you.
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Banned for ASSuming I am jelly
Banned for making me laugh!

Of course you are jelly, who wouldn't be?!

One shitty day here, so you made my day. Thank you.
Banned for not making your day un-shitty by humping your car
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Banned for making me laugh!

Of course you are jelly, who wouldn't be?!

One shitty day here, so you made my day. Thank you.
Banned for your 'said' day being made.
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Banned for not making your day un-shitty by humping your car
Banned for not considering paint job!

I haven't even driven it for a week. It collects dust.
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Banned for your 'said' day being made.
You fucktard!

Banned for being so nice that now I feel obligated to give you pointers on how to get back with Billup. My Peter has four holes, so I'd suggest trying to make more for you and he'll run straight back to you!
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