What do you keep in your glovebox?

Mywifes335 · 05-16-2016, 10:56 PM

LED flashlight, asp, box cutter, tissues, hand sanitizer.

eluded · 05-17-2016, 01:23 AM

I keep a pile of euros in my glove box

Oh sorry officer, let me open my glove box and get out the registration papers.....

jtodd_fl · 05-17-2016, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

LED flashlight, asp, box cutter, tissues, hand sanitizer.

Sorcery

Sidewinderpb · 05-17-2016, 08:11 AM

Old Grizzly tin filled with change.

muddtt · 05-17-2016, 12:03 PM

In my glove compartment I usually just keep some dental floss and a pen aside from the normal paperwork. I also have a double walled vacuum thermos in the trunk with a flashlight, some pain reliever, contact lenses. That protects those items from the heat/cold. Also have a multitool somewhere in the car.

Needbmwpartzz · 05-17-2016, 12:08 PM

Boobie trap for any who dare open!

Mywifes335 · 05-17-2016, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Sorcery

Dude! Wtf is that?

jtodd_fl · 05-17-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dude! Wtf is that?

I dunno... when I googled thread necromancer, this came up (among other things). Recommend quotes, because "necromancer thread" brings up other stuff.

kprocivic · 05-17-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dude! Wtf is that?

banned for not knowing who little wayne is.

Mywifes335 · 05-17-2016, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I dunno... when I googled thread necromancer, this came up (among other things). Recommend quotes, because "necromancer thread" brings up other stuff.

I thought that was Baba Yaga!

Mywifes335 · 05-17-2016, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kprocivic

banned for not knowing who little wayne is.

Banned for not knowing the difference between Lil Wayne and Wiz Khalifa.

jtodd_fl · 05-17-2016, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I thought that was Baba Yaga!

Wait... did you say... Baba Yaga...

Mywifes335 · 05-17-2016, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wait... did you say... Baba Yaga...

If you got it, and I think you did. Eye to eye man!

Best post response of the day.

John Wick.

Taskmaster · 05-17-2016, 03:55 PM

A Kimber 1911 .45, Condoms - ribbed for my pleasure, matches, a forged Canadian Passport, Carbonite combat knife, a melted pack of gum and a document titled "Mission report, December 16, 1991"

jtodd_fl · 05-17-2016, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

A Kimber 1911, .45 Condoms - ribbed for my pleasure, matches, a forged Canadian Passport, Carbonite combat knife, a melted pack of gum and a document titled "Mission report, December 16, 1991"

Fixed that comma for you.

Taskmaster · 05-17-2016, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Fixed that comma for you.

Thanks dude.

jtodd_fl · 05-17-2016, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Thanks dude.

No problem. I didn't even know they made .45 Cal condoms though.

*For the slow people.

Taskmaster · 05-17-2016, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No problem. I didn't even know they made .45 Cal condoms though.

*For the slow people.

natedog7700 · 05-17-2016, 11:15 PM

Registration & Insurance
Phone Charger
Logging cable
"Because race car" sticker (to cover license plate when street racing)

1LRM3 · 05-18-2016, 05:48 AM

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I recetnly lost my original leather man from like 15 years ago. So i got a new one. Literally, the day my new one arrived i saw that my wife jacked the original one to keep in her jeep.

This is the one i got, which is pretty stinking awesome for a multi tool.

aww man... I have my original silver leather man from the mid 90's!!! it was a gift. love it! though, the pics you share are pretty sick! they have come a long way

Axius · 05-18-2016, 01:21 PM

Leather gloves for winter, three pairs of Oakleys, handgun, extra magazine, gum from 2011, a strawberry laffy taffy, and Bubbles my beloved blowup girlfriend.

silvergray545 · 05-18-2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

A Kimber 1911 .45, Condoms - ribbed for my pleasure, matches, a forged Canadian Passport, Carbonite combat knife, a melted pack of gum and a document titled "Mission report, December 16, 1991"

Excellent choice. I also have a Kimber in my glovebox.

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eluded 2JZ-GTE 3183 Rep 4,163 Posts Drives: 340 6MT, 50e, others Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Sofia iTrader: (0)	I keep a pile of euros in my glove box Oh sorry officer, let me open my glove box and get out the registration papers..... __________________ A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
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muddtt Second Lieutenant 111 Rep 213 Posts Drives: BMW 135i (E88) Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: san, jose, ca, USA iTrader: (0)	In my glove compartment I usually just keep some dental floss and a pen aside from the normal paperwork. I also have a double walled vacuum thermos in the trunk with a flashlight, some pain reliever, contact lenses. That protects those items from the heat/cold. Also have a multitool somewhere in the car.
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Taskmaster Banned 2482 Rep 9,004 Posts Drives: M235i 6MT / E92 328 Msport 6MT Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (6)	A Kimber 1911 .45, Condoms - ribbed for my pleasure, matches, a forged Canadian Passport, Carbonite combat knife, a melted pack of gum and a document titled "Mission report, December 16, 1991"
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natedog7700 Captain 715 Rep 780 Posts Drives: 07 335i RB's 625whp Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: milwaukee wi iTrader: (0)	Registration & Insurance Phone Charger Logging cable "Because race car" sticker (to cover license plate when street racing) Last edited by natedog7700; 05-18-2016 at 12:12 AM..
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Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Leather gloves for winter, three pairs of Oakleys, handgun, extra magazine, gum from 2011, a strawberry laffy taffy, and Bubbles my beloved blowup girlfriend.
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