post the best non-sexual feelings itt

bmwmthree · 03-10-2011, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelinIsRich08

Pressing the M button on my X5M.

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Originally Posted by AngelinIsRich08

Read some books. Get advice. I've been options trading since I was a teen and am now a multi-millionaire.

Seriously, no matter if you triple your money by the end of the month it wouldn't matter unless you have some sort of financial education. And I've been making money shorting stocks and buying put options. I'd long CSCO right now though. It's trading at 52 week lows and the company's prospectus shows it'll go up eventually. Whatever you do, don't get too involved with penny stocks. Ive been trading and investing for years and all i can say is those tempting stocks are so risky! I bought one called CPOW and I'm losing thousands, it's value has gone down 55% since I purchased it.

Haha. Oh well. Just get some financial education first and professional advice IMHO. Good luck and tell us what you'll do!

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Originally Posted by AngelinIsRich08

Haha. It's $200,000, yes? I've already spent $100,000 on an X5M... I'm still a really young guy so I'm not a multi-millionaire yet and cannot afford that one yet. It's still an amazing car (the 5.2 R8)

you became a multi-millionare in 2-3 weeks?

MontegoGoGoGo · 03-10-2011, 10:28 PM

I thought Dan was sweet.

Quick6EF · 03-10-2011, 10:34 PM

one wipers

Year's_End · 03-10-2011, 10:37 PM

the cleanest quickest most massive solid shit ever where you feel like you could feast afterwards because it freed up so much space, and you look at your shit in the toilet and wonder how that didn't hurt as it came out

BTM · 03-10-2011, 10:48 PM

behind the back shot off the wall into the garbage can

immiketoo · 03-10-2011, 10:58 PM

The exact moment the criminal confesses during an interview, despite the fact that he/she swore to themselves they would never do that.

TiAg335i · 03-10-2011, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Quick6EF

one wipers

+1

BobKingerman · 03-10-2011, 11:36 PM

Hitting a behind the back shot in beer pong at a party, everyone thinks you are the man for 30 sec

Want · 03-10-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

the cleanest quickest most massive solid shit ever where you feel like you could feast afterwards because it freed up so much space, and you look at your shit in the toilet and wonder how that didn't hurt as it came out

Until you take a shit just like that, look in the bowl and see nothing, not even a streak! Then you go to wipe, and again nothing!

Most excellent poop.

jlspeed29 · 03-10-2011, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Want

Until you take a shit just like that, look in the bowl and see nothing, not even a streak! Then you go to wipe, and again nothing!

Most excellent poop.

i believe you are referring to a Gold Medal

a shit soo good and perfect that you dont even have to wipe

TK-421 · 03-10-2011, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

the cleanest quickest most massive solid shit ever where you feel like you could feast afterwards because it freed up so much space, and you look at your shit in the toilet and wonder how that didn't hurt as it came out

samwoo?

M3Bahn · 03-10-2011, 11:57 PM

Killer slice of pizza with a glass of coke with crushed ice

Quick6EF · 03-11-2011, 12:06 AM

when youre pregaming and the first shot goes down like water

graider · 03-11-2011, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by gun6slinger9

pissing after holding it in until you are about to pee yourself

ditto. or sh1tting after holding it. one time on my way to work and i needed to sh1t so bad, stucked on the crowed street car for half an hour. when i got to my office, it felt like fwcking heaven.

LOL

Year's_End · 03-11-2011, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

samwoo?

iseewatyoudidthur

sf313 · 03-11-2011, 01:17 AM

Breaking out into VFR on top.

Spoolin335 · 03-11-2011, 01:46 AM

Taking a epic dump.

Verbiage · 03-11-2011, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

i feel like im the only OT regular that doesnt recognize anything significant by dan. pretty sure i skipped over most of his posts for no particular reason

He was a neutral guy, didn't seek attention/altercations like other retards here, troll or not.

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Originally Posted by TK-421

samwoo?

mpimping?

Augenbrauezug · 03-11-2011, 09:25 AM

Going to a construction site in the middle of the night, knowing that the workers really are stupid enough to leave the keys to a giant mfing dump truck, in the cab.

Wrecking said vehicle.

Laying a buddy out during a game of tackle football.

Finishing an intense workout, to notice everyone staring at you in disbelief.

Eating a good meal after said workout.

First beer after a long day.

Chasing the dragon.

Jumping in the ocean on a hot day.

Not caring what the thing was that went past your leg after jumping in.

Seeing a homeless guy asking for money, only to drive off, go buy some food, and bring him the food.

Getting the dogs together, and dog pile.

Riding a horse.

Getting chased by a donkey.

Scaring someone really good.

The first scissor cut into a fresh piece of construction paper.

Relocating a joint after dislocating it.

Sticking it to the man.

OH, and winning.

Verbiage · 03-11-2011, 10:10 AM

WINNING.

TunedM2C · 03-11-2011, 10:49 AM

Wife gone, kid gone and just me, the dog, a sixer of Stella and Jackass 3 on a Friday night. Can't f'n wait.....

A real good sneeze. Can't get enough them.

Driving the car after a good wash.

Getting pole position at a stoplight with nothing but open road in front of you.

Lining up with someone you don't know who wants to challenge you to a quick race.

Stepping off the plane to start your vacation.

All you can eat and drink.

Good workout.

Verbiage · 03-11-2011, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuned1

Wife gone, kid gone and just me, the dog, a sixer of Stella and Jackass 3 on a Friday night. Can't f'n wait.....

A real good sneeze. Can't get enough them.

Driving the car after a good wash.

Getting pole position at a stoplight with nothing but open road in front of you.

Lining up with someone you don't know who wants to challenge you to a quick race.

Stepping off the plane to start your vacation.

All you can eat and drink.

Good workout.

This guy has the best shit so far! I can agree with all of them. Except the first one. And probably the last one.

AND he's got a 1M on order. Like a boss.

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MontegoGoGoGo I'm kind of a bitch 398 Rep 895 Posts Drives: Montego/Cream E93 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St. Louis & St. Petersburg iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 [0.00]	I thought Dan was sweet. __________________ E93: Montego/Cream <---- E46 (Coupe): JB/Black <---- E30 (Cabrio): Alpine White/Black
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Quick6EF Lieutenant 93 Rep 489 Posts Drives: E92 Space Gray Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Boston iTrader: (0)	one wipers __________________
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BTM Banned 501 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	behind the back shot off the wall into the garbage can
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BobKingerman Private First Class 89 Rep 197 Posts Drives: 2007 e90 335i, 1969 Mustang Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Cleveland, OH/ Andover, MA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2007 E90 335i [0.00]	Hitting a behind the back shot in beer pong at a party, everyone thinks you are the man for 30 sec __________________ 2007 335i E90 BSM Depo Tail, Matte Grill, AFE DCI, JB4, Debadge, Matte Black Avant Garde M310, Blacked Out Trim, Mtech v3 AE Future Mods: Tint, Catless DPs E90post.com E9x Picture GAME!!! 2 Points Challenges Girl, Office Space
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03-10-2011, 11:57 PM	#100
M3Bahn Lieutenant 335 Rep 483 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: ATL iTrader: (0)	Killer slice of pizza with a glass of coke with crushed ice
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03-11-2011, 12:06 AM	#101
Quick6EF Lieutenant 93 Rep 489 Posts Drives: E92 Space Gray Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Boston iTrader: (0)	when youre pregaming and the first shot goes down like water __________________
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03-11-2011, 01:17 AM	#104
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Spoolin335 Justin Herass 359 Rep 1,205 Posts Drives: X6M / M3 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (7) Garage List 2015 BMW M3 [0.00] 2012 Audi TTRS [10.00] 2012 BMW X6M [9.00] 2007 BMW 335i [9.00]	Taking a epic dump. __________________
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	WINNING. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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TunedM2C Brigadier General 846 Rep 4,190 Posts Drives: 2016 LBB M2 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Earth iTrader: (2)	Wife gone, kid gone and just me, the dog, a sixer of Stella and Jackass 3 on a Friday night. Can't f'n wait..... A real good sneeze. Can't get enough them. Driving the car after a good wash. Getting pole position at a stoplight with nothing but open road in front of you. Lining up with someone you don't know who wants to challenge you to a quick race. Stepping off the plane to start your vacation. All you can eat and drink. Good workout.
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