Parking Lot Morons

Lady Jane · 08-07-2023, 05:27 PM

A+ for effort.

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Lady Jane · 08-07-2023, 07:13 PM

Buys two tickets, gets two spots. A+ for ingenuity.

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RickFLM4 · 08-07-2023, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Buys two tickets, gets two spots. A+ for ingenuity.

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I can see why. Car on one side a little over the line and bus on the other side on the line.

UncleWede · 08-08-2023, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by RickFLM4

I can see why. Car on one side a little over the line and bus on the other side on the line.

cause or effect?

Lady Jane · 08-09-2023, 08:24 AM

I wonder if he got the message.

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UncleWede · 08-09-2023, 03:36 PM

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I wonder if SHE got the message.

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FTFY, Mini-van

wtwo3 · 08-10-2023, 03:42 PM

It's my fault really.....

I should have parked 2 spots away from the 1st spot and on the diagonal. Next time I'm in a GODDAMN WIDE OPEN parking lot, I'll remember to do that.

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Lady Jane · 08-10-2023, 03:53 PM

Credit for being between the lines.

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spazzyfry123 · 08-10-2023, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wtwo3

It's my fault really.....

I should have parked 2 spots away from the 1st spot and on the diagonal. Next time I'm in a GODDAMN WIDE OPEN parking lot, I'll remember to do that.

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"...Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff. And at the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw ours down."

Not to imply that your G80 is garbage of course, but if Arlo Guthrie is of any indication, people tend to be drawn to other objects

Lady Jane · 08-10-2023, 07:26 PM

flybigjet · 08-11-2023, 10:17 AM

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cmyx6go · 08-11-2023, 10:37 AM

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Welcome to yesterday

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Yet we get a bad rap.... I know the BMW assholes exist but the stereotype sucks.

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nazali · 08-11-2023, 01:12 PM

I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

I park away from everyone, then some daggam moron parks next to me

WHY?

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Originally Posted by wtwo3

It's my fault really.....

I should have parked 2 spots away from the 1st spot and on the diagonal. Next time I'm in a GODDAMN WIDE OPEN parking lot, I'll remember to do that.

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flybigjet · 08-11-2023, 02:45 PM

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Welcome to yesterday

Oops.

cmyx6go · 08-11-2023, 02:58 PM

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Oops.

It's all good. It was worth the repost.

Lady Jane · 08-11-2023, 03:07 PM

How about here then?

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UncleWede · 08-15-2023, 10:53 AM

It's a well-known fact in California that if you put on your hazard lights, you may park ANYWHERE regardless or normal rules/regulations.

Llarry · 08-15-2023, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's a well-known fact in California that if you put on your hazard lights, you may park ANYWHERE regardless or normal rules/regulations.

I dunno, Unc, my experience was that Boston was the absolute worst place for parking. It seems to me that double-parking and thereby impeding traffic was the standard everywhere.

UncleWede · 08-15-2023, 11:48 AM

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I dunno, Unc, my experience was that Boston was the absolute worst place for parking. It seems to me that double-parking and thereby impeding traffic was the standard everywhere.

BUT, in Boston you conceivably could be cited for said double-parking? Not true in Cali (or so some people think) Handicapped, fire hydrant, middle of the street because you're too fuckin lazy to pull up against the curb 5 feet in front of you.

And then people wonder why there is road rage

Car-Addicted · 08-15-2023, 12:52 PM

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I dunno, Unc, my experience was that Boston was the absolute worst place for parking.

Worked there for 40 years and be glad the crazies are parking because it is MUCH worse when they drive. Boston drivers are so bad they got their own book.

The Boston Driver's Handbook: Wild in the Streets
https://www.amazon.com/Boston-Driver.../dp/0306813262

Lady Jane · 08-15-2023, 02:38 PM

It could happen...

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Lady Jane · 08-16-2023, 11:59 AM

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08-07-2023, 05:27 PM	#89
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