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      02-03-2016, 11:29 PM   #89
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NICE!!

I hope to have the M supercharged well before May...contrary what shoei and EstorilM think
By MAY??!! YOU ALREADY HAVE IT IN YOUR POSSESSION !!! Why MAY??!

Is there an exasperated throw hands in the air emoji?? <-- this will do for now...
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      02-03-2016, 11:51 PM   #90
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By MAY??!! YOU ALREADY HAVE IT IN YOUR POSSESSION !!! Why MAY??!

Is there an exasperated throw hands in the air emoji?? <-- this will do for now...
well...since you feel this strongly...looking like July now
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      02-04-2016, 12:06 AM   #91
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NICE!!

I hope to have the M supercharged well before May...contrary what shoei and EstorilM think
LMAO. It's still not installed??! At least I have excuses.
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      02-04-2016, 12:07 AM   #92
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i can't wait to see the car once you've completed it!
You might retire before then....
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      02-04-2016, 12:08 AM   #93
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Thinking of starting a sperm donation side business...
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      02-04-2016, 12:11 AM   #94
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Thinking of starting a sperm donation side business...
Sweet I just came up with screwber today..combo of Uber and prostitution. Drivers all put in work. You select a level geo metro 5 dollar handy up to Bentley and some sweet stuff. Signed first driver today.
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Sweet I just came up with screwber today..combo of Uber and prostitution. Drivers all put in work. You select a level geo metro 5 dollar handy up to Bentley and some sweet stuff. Signed first driver today.
How to I sign up?
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      02-04-2016, 12:16 AM   #96
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How to I sign up?
You wanna drive and work for us or be a client? You can have same deal as my other driver. Paid in D and all the free moist towlettes you want.
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      02-04-2016, 12:18 AM   #97
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You wanna drive and work for us or be a client? You can have same deal as my other driver. Paid in D and all the free moist towlettes you want.
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Pick a car and we will give the the equivalent girl.
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      02-04-2016, 12:22 AM   #99
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Pick a car and we will give the the equivalent girl.

What kind of girls can I get if I drive for you guys in this?


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      02-04-2016, 12:27 AM   #100
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You got it twisted the driver is the worker making money for screwber. You'd probably be giving handys to dudes that live in their parents basement for 5 bucks and giving them a ride to comic store.
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      02-04-2016, 12:28 AM   #101
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I'm definitely interested. I have a home that will be vacated near the end of this year that will need a complete reno and I'd like to go with something unique because of its location.

I know what you mean about the dry run. I added 1200 sq ft to a home I lived in about 12 years ago as a dry run to build my masterpiece. I quickly discovered that I don't have the patience to deal with sub-contractors and wisely disabused myself of that notion.

I did all of the design and drafting including mechanical, electrical, HVAC, plumbing, and all structural engineering calculations. I really enjoy doing this kind of work wish I could do it more often. Keep us posted with your progress!
Haha!

I bought a tiny flat with a horrible layout just to practice and to test out a few ideas. Since I'm far from normal, I'm going to move our family in that because that way I will finally have to get rid of most of the stuff I've collected over the years. Since we have no idea where we are moving next, this exercise was mainly done to piss off the kids.

I hope this will finally cure me from my nature themes. The ceiling we put in AND FINISHED PUTTING in yesterday nearly killed me.
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      02-04-2016, 12:29 AM   #102
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You got it twisted the driver is the worker making money for screwber. You'd probably be giving handys to dudes that live in their parents basement for 5 bucks and giving them a ride to comic store.
Im in!
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2 drivers today real progress. Training will begin shortly. Stock up on lube and strengthen your grip and jaw.
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      02-04-2016, 03:06 AM   #105
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What kind of girls can I get if I drive for you guys in this?


Fat chicks.
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      02-04-2016, 05:28 AM   #106
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2 drivers today real progress. Training will begin shortly. Stock up on lube and strengthen your grip and jaw.
I just want to know who is responsible for cleaning the seats. That could change the whole nature of the deal. Especially in that beater Taurus (yes, the "beater beater" you might call it.) I mean, think about it. Giving handys to the passenger and the driver's taking it in ass for payment. It's a double horror up front.

I mean, you know it has cloth seats.
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      02-04-2016, 08:30 AM   #107
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i can't wait to see the car once you've completed it!
All I know is you and ASBSECU E93 have approximately 3 months to prepare yourselves for some shenanigans.


ASB is pretty good at keeping up with me, except on the kart track.
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      02-04-2016, 08:42 AM   #108
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well...since you feel this strongly...looking like July now
Forget Shoei...get that supercharger in. Don't let him @#%$ up the trip!!
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      02-04-2016, 08:44 AM   #109
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All I know is you and ASBSECU E93 have approximately 3 months to prepare yourselves for some shenanigans.


ASB is pretty good at keeping up with me, except on the kart track.
I only need about 2 seconds to prepare for shenanigans!
With 3 months I could plan to invade another country.

Major car action and a ton of, um...other fun. Novices need not apply.
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      02-04-2016, 09:25 AM   #110
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I only need about 2 seconds to prepare for shenanigans!
With 3 months I could plan to invade another country.

Major car action and a ton of, um...other fun. Novices need not apply.
Awwwww shhhheeeitt! I mean, we could travel south, invade Myrtle Beach, steal a bunch of hot blondes, and then throw the biggest bash anyone this side of the Mississippi river has ever seen!


Maybe we should make a trip to the shooting range?
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