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      07-09-2015, 01:25 PM   #10891
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You just like teasing the lil boys on the forum. Hahaha
No, I said in the beginning that when I was single. I'm very taken.

Marriage is paperwork. I have been lucky enough to find against all odds a man in my life, that is enough for me.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      07-09-2015, 01:29 PM   #10892
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Yesterday At Starbucks....

We went to the mall to purchase some stuff, and stopped by starbucks.
Since, it was a kisok, we wanted to know it was franchise or corporate. Corporate stores honor gold card free refill for coffee.

So, we asked, "Do you guys do free refill?" before we ordered. Then we ordered 2 coffee and one frappuccino for my kid.
Found out we got 2 cups of coffee for free.
The employees accidently charged the refill (then discountes to free after gold card). When we told em that this is not a refill, he said we can just have em.

This is how we got a 2 free coffee!

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      07-09-2015, 01:30 PM   #10893
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Blackbook!
I cannot Confirm or Deny even having one.

We do have a thing called "mini book"
It contains all the login/pw of financial accounts+safe combo+some emergency phone #s.







I was just mentioning on suit thread about % satisfactions. haha
http://www.m3post.com/forums/showpos...9&postcount=62
This all is true.
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      07-09-2015, 01:52 PM   #10894
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This is how we got a 2 free coffee!
Some days you're the hammer. Some days you're the nail.
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      07-09-2015, 01:56 PM   #10895
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It just hit me that in 9 days...I will be officially late 20s..

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It just hit me that in 9 days...I will be officially late 20s..

Yes, and in 17 days you get your M6. Please...unbunch your panties and tell me how your life sucks
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It just hit me that in 9 days...I will be officially late 20s..

Yes, and in 17 days you get your M6. Please...unbunch your panties and tell me how your life sucks
It's my quarter life crisis gift to myself, I can feel it.

Oh, don't forget that if its not ready for pick up by the 30th , I won't be able to until I get back from the wedding on August 4th

On the plus side....I don't have work anymore until the 3rd week of August
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It just hit me that in 9 days...I will be officially late 20s..

That's horrible.
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      07-09-2015, 02:09 PM   #10899
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It's my quarter life crisis gift to myself, I can feel it.
I think I mentioned this before, but you deserve it...

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Oh, don't forget that if its not ready for pick up by the 30th , I won't be able to until I get back from the wedding on August 4th
Want to borrow M6C's?

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On the plus side....I don't have work anymore until the 3rd week of August
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      07-09-2015, 02:09 PM   #10900
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It just hit me that in 9 days...I will be officially late 20s..


that's effed up !!!
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      07-09-2015, 02:11 PM   #10901
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Some days you're the hammer. Some days you're the nail.
Some days your the dog...some days your the tree
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      07-09-2015, 02:16 PM   #10902
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Some days your the dog...some days your the tree
They don't teach punctuashin to you suthen boys, now do they?
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They don't teach punctuashin to you suthen boys, now do they?
You're a grammar asshole...better JK of course...my attempt at a witty comeback...

Actually - I spend my time counting rather than reading
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You're a grammar asshole...better JK of course...
Suzy spellchecker

If it wasn't for grammar my SAT score would have been in the negatives.

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Math is yucky
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MrPrena - at the lake with the Puppy yesterday after work...he's about 95 lbs...a machine when it comes to playing fetch in the water!

I use the 'chucker stick' and can throw the tennis ball half way across the lake. He never stops...he'll retrieve for hours
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      07-09-2015, 02:43 PM   #10906
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Damn iPhone auto correct...yea, that's what happened

If it wasn't for grammar my SAT score would have been in the negatives.



Math is yucky
Blasphemer - MATH IS AWESOME!!!!
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MrPrena - at the lake with the Puppy yesterday after work...he's about 95 lbs...a machine when it comes to playing fetch in the water!

I use the 'chucker stick' and can throw the tennis ball half way across the lake. He never stops...he'll retrieve for hours
Chessie with a docked tail?
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Chocolate Lab - just the timing of the pic...

I have 3 Chocolates at the moment. Chesapeake Retrievers (so I have been told) are a little aggressive in packs...

I have always had at least one Lab in the fold...In the pet thread I posted many of the past and present fur babies.
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Chocolate Lab - just the timing of the pic...

I have 3 Chocolates at the moment. Chesapeake Retrievers (so I have been told) are a little aggressive in packs...

I have always had at least one Lab in the fold...In the pet thread I posted many of the past and present fur babies.
I take back the regionally offensive remark and any future comments about trailers and family trees. Anyone with a lab, let alone 3, can't be all bad

Here's mine...all 8 months of her:



ETA service pup in training...
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I take back the regionally offensive remark and any future comments about trailers and family trees. Anyone with a lab, let alone 3, can't be all bad

Here's mine...all 8 months of her:



ETA service pup in training...
GREAT looking puppy! You should post in the pet thread! I also have 2 cats (one is about 25 lbs) and a 'Guard' donkey
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      07-09-2015, 03:24 PM   #10912
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I take back the regionally offensive remark and any future comments about trailers and family trees. Anyone with a lab, let alone 3, can't be all bad

Here's mine...all 8 months of her:



ETA service pup in training...
Ohh wow man , your dog looks really amazing and in top shape !
Love to see this !
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