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      03-15-2016, 11:07 PM   #1057
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That looks so.....crispy.
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That looks so.....crispy.
I think maybe you are crispy this evening.
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      03-15-2016, 11:09 PM   #1059
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Crispy is the last thing you need in a situation like that lol
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Back in the day, crispy was a good thing.
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In today's young, ambitious (fucked in the head) world; crispy is exactly what it sounds like.
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But that's enough about me (for now).

Grimy, when you awake from your slumber, provide a sitrep on the situation.
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Yeah grimmy, stop being such a sourpuss.
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Har Har Har Hee Hee Hehhhhh Heheheheee.
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But that's enough about me (for now).

Grimy, when you awake from your slumber, provide a sitrep on the situation.
That's redundant, cuz the sit in sitrep actually means situation.
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      03-15-2016, 11:19 PM   #1066
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But that's enough about me (for now).

Grimy, when you awake from your slumber, provide a sitrep on the situation.
That's redundant, cuz the sit in sitrep actually means situation.
...f***...
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      03-16-2016, 12:13 AM   #1068
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so Aatish really takes care of a girl like nobody's business?
how does one insinuate this into the convo to tempt them?
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Great, a premature ejaculator that doesn't go down?
isn't premature ejaculation something that only happens to teenagers? if it still happens there's prob a reason for it [sits back in shrink chair]
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Statistically you're improbably? Oh lord.
not as improbable as u of course
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      03-16-2016, 12:19 AM   #1071
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Now, if she'd blow something else, we'd have something to talk about. So far, all we have is more blue balls and more talk.
if blue balls is an issue.. u'd want to avoid this thread.. i don't antipate actually getting ANY until prob triple digits page count, if it can persist

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Me, Mike., Axius, etc can't be the only one with stories of things that actually happened. Like most of mine were made up anyway.


Not really but still.
u guys want stories of things that actually got to happen? the thread is young, and i see Aat has started us off good
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      03-16-2016, 12:20 AM   #1072
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Hot girls get me every time lol.
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But that's enough about me (for now).

Grimy, when you awake from your slumber, provide a sitrep on the situation.
so she sobered up after blasting me/misunderstanding me by sending a "mm" (chinese noise character) about 1hr after.. i had logged off. haven't replied since

funny, after i had time to think about it, it reminded me of my college crush - totally head over heels for her, but in the end turned out she was massively manipulative and basically led me on the entire way, until i had to spill my feelings for her, and she ran immediately into the arms of another guy
totally played. she used me for confidence to boost herself up.. to get the guy she was 'aspiring' for

if i had been just reacting, rather than pausing to consider, i would just be repeating it with this new girl
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Hot girls get me every time lol.
very interesting hot indian girls, like on the outside they have to be all conservative and stuff.. so give us the low down, what r they really like?
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I hear way too much about girls leading guys on to get with other guys.

In the world of hot Indian girls, the following is what holds true:

80% of Indian girls of today (at least in the states) are not conservative in anyway, shape, or form. Distance themselves from the culture and tradition as much as possible. For the most part they are hoes. Basic as bleach. Not a bad lay, but man they act and try to look white. Not a bad thing, but def not my cup of tea.

Most of these chicks like guys that aren't Indian. Or at least ones that don't act like cultured, Indian boys (somewhat like me).

The other 20% are the real gems. Cultured in the traditions, but have American values. You can tell she a gem if she actually speaks Hindi/Gujarati/Punjabi. That's the key. Problem with them is that they aren't looking for relationships usually. Marriage or GTFO.
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As far as "bang bang skeet skeeting" goes; it's all the same. Haven't ran into problems with hair, so that's good.
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this popped up on my youtube.. wtf, im enthralled, halfway through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtjO...-a2quTB6rhqCxw
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I hear way too much about girls leading guys on to get with other guys.

In the world of hot Indian girls, the following is what holds true:

80% of Indian girls of today (at least in the states) are not conservative in anyway, shape, or form. Distance themselves from the culture and tradition as much as possible. For the most part they are hoes. Basic as bleach. Not a bad lay, but man they act and try to look white. Not a bad thing, but def not my cup of tea.

Most of these chicks like guys that aren't Indian. Or at least ones that don't act like cultured, Indian boys (somewhat like me).

The other 20% are the real gems. Cultured in the traditions, but have American values. You can tell she a gem if she actually speaks Hindi/Gujarati/Punjabi. That's the key. Problem with them is that they aren't looking for relationships usually. Marriage or GTFO.
well thats not a prob if u just want to give them what they want
prob is for them later, who r they going to settle down with?..
Indian guys, no one is wondering what they're like.. but Indian girls, maybe because u never see them in porn or anything.. the curiosity is there
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