Tinder/Dating Apps

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 10:16 PM

Since it is Tuesday, I guess a throwback story is appropriate.

Hit it off with this chick after working with her one day. Wasn't my type at all, but she was hawt. Grabbed some food, brought her back to the pad, got her comfortable and did the deed.

Woke up satisfied; made some pancakes and tea; she was an environmentalist so we showered together, too save some water.

Next week, while I was getting coffee with her, some pipe cleaner walked up to the table. Her boyfriend.

Haven't seen her since.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 10:18 PM

How many times did you make her cum?

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 10:21 PM

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How many times did you make her cum?

She finished me off. I finished her off. Kept things nice and level.

jtodd_fl · 03-15-2016, 10:27 PM

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She finished me off. I finished her off. Kept things nice and level.

Of COURSE you came first.... newb.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 10:28 PM

Have you ever made a girl cum by eating her vagina before.

jtodd_fl · 03-15-2016, 10:31 PM

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Have you ever made a girl cum by eating her vagina before.

Pro tip: Try not to actually eat it. It is supposed to still be attached and functional when complete.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 10:32 PM

You always gotta one up me, dad.

I suppose I should correct my post in the ask a girl anything thread.

jtodd_fl · 03-15-2016, 10:33 PM

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You always gotta one up me, dad.

I suppose I should correct my post in the ask a girl anything thread.

Too late. Called you out AND quoted you. #emokyloren

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 10:43 PM

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She finished me off. I finished her off. Kept things nice and level.

Of COURSE you came first.... newb.

I was still learning the ropes lol.

In all fairness, she was probably one of the hottest Indian chicks I have ever seen.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 10:45 PM

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Have you ever made a girl cum by eating her vagina before.

Tried eating one out once; bad taste. Never again.

I call it the sour dough incident

jtodd_fl · 03-15-2016, 10:45 PM

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I was still learning the ropes lol.

In all fairness, she was probably one of the hottest Indian chicks I have ever seen.

And THAT's her reward? Nice.

Thank you for - OH - for being so... OMG... *snores*

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 10:46 PM

*snores into vagina*

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 10:47 PM

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I was still learning the ropes lol.

In all fairness, she was probably one of the hottest Indian chicks I have ever seen.

And THAT's her reward? Nice.

Thank you for - OH - for being so... OMG... *snores*

I mean, I could have thrown up on her like my friend did a few weeks back. Wouldn't have needed the down comforter

jtodd_fl · 03-15-2016, 10:47 PM

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Tried eating one out once; bad taste. Never again.

I call it the sour dough incident

Great, a premature ejaculator that doesn't go down?

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 10:47 PM

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*snores into vagina*

It cured my insomnia; true story

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Have you ever made a girl cum by eating her vagina before.

Tried eating one out once; bad taste. Never again.

I call it the sour dough incident

Oh no! That's terrible.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 10:57 PM

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Tried eating one out once; bad taste. Never again.

I call it the sour dough incident

Great, a premature ejaculator that doesn't go down?

Lol.

One of the first chicks in the history of Aatish.

Heard my friend say it was gross, but he couldn't stop. So naturally, my teenage self I was intrigued.

I had been with this chick for 2 months or so, and things were heating up. She was baby sitting someone's kid at her house, I just so happened to stop by. Kids asleep, night is young, shenanigans ensue.

After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't.

Finished off with the two fingers. Raided the bathroom for mouthwash. Left her to grab a milkshake from McDs.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 10:58 PM

I'm about to post that in the ask a girl anything thread to see if we can get an explanation for such vileness.

jtodd_fl · 03-15-2016, 11:00 PM

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Lol.

One of the first chicks in the history of Aatish.

Heard my friend say it was gross, but he couldn't stop. So naturally, my teenage self I was intrigued.

I had been with this chick for 2 months or so, and things were heating up. She was baby sitting someone's kid at her house, I just so happened to stop by. Kids asleep, night is young, shenanigans ensue.

After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't.

Finished off with the two fingers. Raided the bathroom for mouthwash. Left her to grab a milkshake from McDs.

I am trying to decide if I have become dumber or smarter by reading this. I am afraid I probably know.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 11:01 PM

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Lol.

One of the first chicks in the history of Aatish.

Heard my friend say it was gross, but he couldn't stop. So naturally, my teenage self I was intrigued.

I had been with this chick for 2 months or so, and things were heating up. She was baby sitting someone's kid at her house, I just so happened to stop by. Kids asleep, night is young, shenanigans ensue.

After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't.

Finished off with the two fingers. Raided the bathroom for mouthwash. Left her to grab a milkshake from McDs.

I am trying to decide if I have become dumber or smarter by reading this. I am afraid I probably know.

Probably the former than the later.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 11:01 PM

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I'm about to post that in the ask a girl anything thread to see if we can get an explanation for such vileness.

Do it

jtodd_fl · 03-15-2016, 11:05 PM

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I'm about to post that in the ask a girl anything thread to see if we can get an explanation for such vileness.

Below is the question, preformatted for your convenience.

WHYYYYYYY?????

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