Tinder/Dating Apps

grimlock · 03-15-2016, 03:13 AM

Sure thing. I've always wanted to, now thanks to u, i can shamelessly.

grimlock · 03-15-2016, 04:18 AM

so i msged her, this is how it went:

<continuation from previous>

"ai, you are so cute"

"ha ha"

"it's not a trick is it"

"are you sick?" (translate: f-off)

"i don't mean it like that."
"you are very real"

"alright"

"[smile] i don't know how to express myself"

okay let me find a place to bury myself

Nkc · 03-15-2016, 04:25 AM

Please post the real screen cap. I can read Chinese.

Axius · 03-15-2016, 07:36 AM

Damn it Grimmy. I've got nothing. It's too early for this shit.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 07:43 AM

Axius how am I supposed to wait until May to see her? Halp.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 07:45 AM

I think he's lying.

Axius · 03-15-2016, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Axius how am I supposed to wait until May to see her? Halp.

Just jerk off, you'll get over it. May isn't that far away.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Just jerk off, you'll get over it. May isn't that far away.

I found some old videos of her I recorded when we were doing nasty things. Currently sifting through my data recovery software to retrieve them.

Axius · 03-15-2016, 08:33 AM

That's the spirit, go get em' tiger.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 08:40 AM

Couldn't find a fucking keygen for it though, SMH. Ended up needing to buy it.

Saved 30% though. We ballin' outchea.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 10:59 AM

That convo sounds straight out of a bad porno

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 11:42 AM

Found Grimy

grimlock · 03-15-2016, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Please post the real screen cap. I can read Chinese.

can't be bothered. also have to X out to much stuff. u can trust my translation

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

Damn it Grimmy. I've got nothing. It's too early for this shit.

but u already know not to be drinking anything when reading anything I wrote..

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I think he's lying.

statistically, im improbably. but anything is possible.. embrace the weirdness

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

That convo sounds straight out of a bad porno

does it carry porno overtones?
shit, i really couldn't think of anything else to say. I was thinking "follow the feeling" and once again it was my dick talking

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Found Grimy

guy comes off as quite uncouth, and excessively loud

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 08:33 PM

Statistically you're improbably? Oh lord.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

does it carry porno overtones?

shit, i really couldn't think of anything else to say. I was thinking "follow the feeling" and once again it was my dick talking

guy comes off as quite uncouth, and excessively loud

Somewhat. Reminded me of that one scene from Boogey Nights or whatever that movie is called.

So my friend just hit me up. Informed me that coffee date chick has been blowing his phone up...

jtodd_fl · 03-15-2016, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Somewhat. Reminded me of that one scene from Boogey Nights or whatever that movie is called.

So my friend just hit me up. Informed me that coffee date chick has been blowing his phone up...

Now, if she'd blow something else, we'd have something to talk about. So far, all we have is more blue balls and more talk.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

Somewhat. Reminded me of that one scene from Boogey Nights or whatever that movie is called.

So my friend just hit me up. Informed me that coffee date chick has been blowing his phone up...

Now, if she'd blow something else, we'd have something to talk about. So far, all we have is more blue balls and more talk.

Me, Mike., Axius, etc can't be the only one with stories of things that actually happened. Like most of mine were made up anyway.

Not really but still.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

Somewhat. Reminded me of that one scene from Boogey Nights or whatever that movie is called.

So my friend just hit me up. Informed me that coffee date chick has been blowing his phone up...

Now, if she'd blow something else, we'd have something to talk about. So far, all we have is more blue balls and more talk.

Pretty sure their wouldn't be any talking from her if she was blowing something else...

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

Somewhat. Reminded me of that one scene from Boogey Nights or whatever that movie is called.

So my friend just hit me up. Informed me that coffee date chick has been blowing his phone up...

Now, if she'd blow something else, we'd have something to talk about. So far, all we have is more blue balls and more talk.

Me, Mike., Axius, etc can't be the only one with stories of things that actually happened. Like most of mine were made up anyway.

Not really but still.

There are other success stories, but I focus on what's in front

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 09:55 PM

I suppose that's what a forum is for, anyway. Talking.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I suppose that's what a forum is for, anyway. Talking.

Talking, dick measuring, etc

jtodd_fl · 03-15-2016, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I suppose that's what a forum is for, anyway. Talking.

fo·rum
ˈfôrəm/ noun
1.a place, meeting, or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.

03-15-2016, 03:13 AM	#1013
grimlock Colonel 723 Rep 2,003 Posts Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	Sure thing. I've always wanted to, now thanks to u, i can shamelessly.
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03-15-2016, 04:18 AM	#1014
grimlock Colonel 723 Rep 2,003 Posts Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	so i msged her, this is how it went: <continuation from previous> "ai, you are so cute" "ha ha" "it's not a trick is it" "are you sick?" (translate: f-off) "i don't mean it like that." "you are very real" "alright" "[smile] i don't know how to express myself" okay let me find a place to bury myself
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03-15-2016, 04:25 AM	#1015
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03-15-2016, 07:36 AM	#1016
Axius Banned 4205 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Damn it Grimmy. I've got nothing. It's too early for this shit.
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03-15-2016, 07:43 AM	#1017
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Axius how am I supposed to wait until May to see her? Halp. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-15-2016, 07:45 AM	#1018
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I think he's lying. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-15-2016, 08:33 AM	#1021
Axius Banned 4205 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	That's the spirit, go get em' tiger.
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03-15-2016, 08:40 AM	#1022
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Couldn't find a fucking keygen for it though, SMH. Ended up needing to buy it. Saved 30% though. We ballin' outchea. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-15-2016, 10:59 AM	#1023
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03-15-2016, 11:42 AM	#1024
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03-15-2016, 08:33 PM	#1026
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03-15-2016, 09:55 PM	#1032
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I suppose that's what a forum is for, anyway. Talking. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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