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      07-03-2015, 06:50 PM   #10121
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      07-03-2015, 06:57 PM   #10122
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Some days you don't feel pretty when you don't have make up on. Happy now?
Sara you are a very beautiful woman , with a perfect working metabolism !
Catwalk model , congrats Sara
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      07-03-2015, 07:28 PM   #10123
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Oh not this shit again.
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      07-03-2015, 07:38 PM   #10124
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5H1T comes usually from somewhere else .
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      07-03-2015, 07:41 PM   #10125
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Sara you are a very beautiful woman , with a perfect working metabolism !
Catwalk model , congrats Sara
Advice...Stick with BMW .
Old perv!
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      07-03-2015, 07:48 PM   #10126
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5H1T comes usually from somewhere else .
Probably the same place your humour comes from.
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      07-03-2015, 07:50 PM   #10127
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Geez, what an afternoon. I'm worn out. So much test driving.

I went to Audi (2 cars) then Mercedes (5 cars) finally ended up purchasing an X5 today.

From Toys R Us. Cheapest car I've ever purchased.


Seriously I liked the ML350 but it was pretty boring to drive. I'm sticking with BMW
Bimmette wants to know which sugar daddy is paying for this one.
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      07-03-2015, 07:55 PM   #10128
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Old perv!
Who is old ?
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      07-03-2015, 08:06 PM   #10129
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Probably the same place your humour comes from.
Did I said to you that your metabolism was working perfect ? => # 2006
In that case you should post a pic too..
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Probably the same place your humour comes from.
M Power has provided me with more laughs in OT than anyone else...
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      07-03-2015, 08:30 PM   #10131
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///M Power-Belgium, you sound like her BMW sales rep!

Actually that corny sh1t works. Add some "Shyness" on it, and you just sold a car to a gal PLUS a date. That is how I sold the 98' Eclipse GS-T to one gal.




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Sara you are a very beautiful woman , with a perfect working metabolism !
Catwalk model , congrats Sara
Advice...Stick with BMW .
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M Power has provided me with more laughs in OT than anyone else...
Not just in OT, you need to follow him on the E9X M3 engine section,that's where he spends most of his time and he's just as funny. But he actually knows his shit when it comes to determining rod bearings undesirable clicking.
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      07-03-2015, 08:47 PM   #10133
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Oh not this shit again.
You, Lups and Bimmette are prolly also thinking...."oh, not this shit again. God! what do all these men see in her?"
I know how girls can get jealous of a popular chick.
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///M Power-Belgium, you sound like her BMW sales rep!

Actually that corny sh1t works. Add some "Shyness" on it, and you just sold a car to a gal PLUS a date. That is how I sold the 98' Eclipse GS-T to one gal.
That's only because we are on BIMMERPOST my friend !
Shyness ?
The problem that I have is lack on shyness and that's because someone said to me yesterday on here ...You need sarcasm that's another language of English , and think now that sarcasm needs some balls .
I'm already happy it sounds not creepy ..
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      07-03-2015, 08:54 PM   #10135
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You, Lups and Bimmette are prolly also thinking...."oh, not this shit again. God! what do all these men see in her?"
I know how girls can get jealous of a popular chick.
Wait now...one minute , is Nkc female ? And a chick from Hong Kong ?
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      07-03-2015, 08:58 PM   #10137
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I have a video footage of Sara's best friends from LSU at London. Trying to catch some dudes on Shitty looking Ferrari.

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Oh not this shit again.
You, Lups and Bimmette are prolly also thinking...."oh, not this shit again. God! what do all these men see in her?"
I know how girls can get jealous of a popular chick.
Uhhh definitely not jealous.

Edit: Jealous of her donut eating ability, yes.
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Wait now...one minute , is Nkc female ? And a chick from Hong Kong ?
Feel free to hit on her.
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      07-03-2015, 09:06 PM   #10140
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Uhhh definitely not jealous.

Edit: Jealous of her donut eating ability, yes.
Lol meh, I prefer cheeses.
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Feel free to hit on her.
Oughhh...Now I see why my comment was 5H1T .
Like I said...She should post a pic too .
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