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03-29-2023, 06:43 AM | #993 |
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A cheese-monger's shop in Paree Collapsed to the ground With a thunderous sound Leaving only a pile of de brie. |
04-04-2023, 01:06 PM | #998 |
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I've attended 3 conferences on electricity so far this year.
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04-04-2023, 05:22 PM | #1000 |
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04-05-2023, 05:57 PM | #1002 |
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Inspecting mirrors is a job I can see myself doing....
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04-05-2023, 09:28 PM | #1003 |
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I have far too many of these..
Sweden recently started putting barcode on their fleet of ships. It's so they can Scandinavian. I was in a band called The Hinges. We opened for The Doors Just finished reading a book on how to fall down the stairs. It's a step by step guide I got into a fight with my wife on an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels The man who invented the umbrella was first planning to name it “brella”. But he hesitated.
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04-07-2023, 06:03 PM | #1006 |
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How to explain a difficult task
"That's more difficult than picking fly crap out of a pepper shaker while wearing boxing gloves."
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04-07-2023, 08:17 PM | #1007 |
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Commercial fishing operation has an immediate opening for baiting hooks. After 6 months of
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04-08-2023, 04:42 PM | #1008 |
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"Just a little update on the situation with my son because some of you have been pretty concerned. Thank you for that.
He's taken going to jail pretty hard. He's refusing all food, he's swearing and screaming and is highly unpleasant with anyone who comes near him. He's graffitied the walls and is refusing to wear clothes. As a family we're pretty united in our decision never to play Monopoly with him ever again " |
04-09-2023, 03:21 AM | #1009 |
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If you stay calm while all around you is chaos,then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
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04-11-2023, 11:22 AM | #1010 |
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I'm great at multitasking.
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time. |
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04-13-2023, 02:39 PM | #1012 |
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I just bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
I know it's authentic, because there's a bit of veneer missing. |
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