Tinder/Dating Apps

PoorLurker · 03-13-2016, 09:24 PM

grimlock is an interesting fellow, haha

If the girl is unfamiliar with HK maybe you could have used her question about directions to ask if she'd like for you to show her some places.

HK is a hectic place where people could easily become overwhelmed.

Take her to Australian Dairy Company in Jordan... Then you will look like prince charming full of manners compared to those guy waiters there haha

Aatish · 03-13-2016, 11:47 PM

Poorluker's strategy works. Just make sure you know a place well before taking a girl there.

Don't take her to an Indian restaurant and try to hit it in tha donk afterwards; if it's a first time thing. It's a lose-lose situation.

If she's a hardened veteran; proceed with standard operating procedure.

jtodd_fl · 03-14-2016, 07:33 AM

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Did you include a stop at Tsui Wah? Meet her there and get some milk buns.

I feel like "milk buns" is some sort of Asian fetish porn. And, I'm kinda interested. Like maybe some obscure Hentai sub-genre.

Axius · 03-14-2016, 07:35 AM

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I feel like "milk buns" is some sort of Asian fetish porn. And, I'm kinda interested. Like maybe some obscure Hentai sub-genre.

Asians blurr out the vajayjay in pornos and hoard all the sideways vaginas to themselves. I don't get why there isn't more public outrage about this.

jtodd_fl · 03-14-2016, 07:38 AM

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I'm sure it's just a reminder of how old jtodd_fl really is. Not my fault I can appreciate the same cars he had growing up in the 1970's.

Get off my lawn before I call the sheriff.

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 07:50 AM

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Get off my lawn before I call the sheriff.

Morning Dad!

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 07:56 AM

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Asians blurr out the vajayjay in pornos and hoard all the sideways vaginas to themselves. I don't get why there isn't more public outrage about this.

I thought I was the only one upset about this.

Axius · 03-14-2016, 07:58 AM

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I thought I was the only one upset about this.

Want to start a petition with me?

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 07:59 AM

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Want to start a petition with me?

Yes!

How do you say petition in Chinese/Mandarin? grimlock

jtodd_fl · 03-14-2016, 08:25 AM

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Want to start a petition with me?

If we get enough signature the White House is required to address it. I want to see the administration's official position on blurring out the vagina in Asian porn. Would be worth a read.

jtodd_fl · 03-14-2016, 08:28 AM

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Morning Dad!

Eww... Although, I will say, that my daughter accuses me of making dad jokes all the time. Although today before school, when discussing what a Spoonerism was for English, I did tell her the following joke, but only because I could not think of a cleaner example.

What is the difference between a nun and a woman in the bathtub. The nun has hope in her soul. But, to make it more fatherly, I told her not to tell her mom I told her that joke.

If you have ever seen "How To Get Away With Murder", she accuses me of being the middle-aged Asher.

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 08:33 AM

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Eww... Although, I will say, that my daughter accuses me of making dad jokes all the time. Although today before school, when discussing what a Spoonerism was for English, I did tell her the following joke, but only because I could not think of a cleaner example.

What is the difference between a nun and a woman in the bathtub. The nun has hope in her soul. But, to make it more fatherly, I told her not to tell her mom I told her that joke.

If you have ever seen "How To Get Away With Murder", she accuses me of being the middle-aged Asher.

Out of everyone she could have compared you with on that show, she picked Asher.

US///M3 · 03-14-2016, 08:56 AM

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Would own this with no regrets

or

Nice!

Axius · 03-14-2016, 09:04 AM

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If we get enough signature the White House is required to address it. I want to see the administration's official position on blurring out the vagina in Asian porn. Would be worth a read.

I definitely want to make sure that this gets sent into the WH once the new POTUS hits office. Would make for a great starter package.

"Feel the BERN, now with unblurred Asian twat!"

US///M3 · 03-14-2016, 09:12 AM

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I definitely want to make sure that this gets sent into the WH once the new POTUS hits office. Would make for a great starter package.

"Feel the BERN, now with unblurred Asian twat!"

MKSixer · 03-14-2016, 09:54 AM

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Want to start a petition with me?

This is, 'Stuff'. Completely filling our mandate!

Axius · 03-14-2016, 10:42 AM

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This is, 'Stuff'. Completely filling our mandate!

The important stuff that needs heros like us to stand up for!

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 10:42 AM

blah blabbity blah bleeeer.

MKSixer · 03-14-2016, 10:49 AM

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The important stuff that needs heros like us to stand up for!

The stuff we do for people. We really are heroes.

Verbiage ... jtodd_fl haven't forgotten about you.

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 10:50 AM

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The stuff we do for people. We really are heroes.

Verbiage ... jtodd_fl haven't forgotten about you.

What if I proposed to either of your daughters with a ring equating to 9 months of my salary?

Axius · 03-14-2016, 11:00 AM

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The stuff we do for people. We really are heroes.

Verbiage ... jtodd_fl haven't forgotten about you.

Did you get your new business cards in? I just got mine the other day and someone decided it would be funny to have penis impressions stamped on the upper right corner.

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 11:01 AM

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I just got mine the other day and someone decided it would be funny to have penis impressions stamped on the upper right corner.

03-13-2016, 09:24 PM	#969
PoorLurker Custom User Title 1139 Rep 675 Posts Drives: a bicycle Join Date: May 2015 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	grimlock is an interesting fellow, haha If the girl is unfamiliar with HK maybe you could have used her question about directions to ask if she'd like for you to show her some places. HK is a hectic place where people could easily become overwhelmed. Take her to Australian Dairy Company in Jordan... Then you will look like prince charming full of manners compared to those guy waiters there haha
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