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      12-01-2015, 04:33 PM   #969
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It's imaginative.

And yours?
You're a new OT member, so I gave you your very first reputation. I know who you are by the way. I'm not fucking stupid.
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      12-01-2015, 04:33 PM   #970
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It's imaginative.

And yours?
It's fun, especially on the 73.
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      12-01-2015, 04:34 PM   #971
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You're a new OT member, so I gave you your very first reputation. I know who you are by the way. I'm not fucking stupid.
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      12-01-2015, 04:35 PM   #972
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73 octane? Isn't that dangerous to the manifold?
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      12-01-2015, 04:35 PM   #973
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It's imaginative.

And yours?
You're a new OT member, so I gave you your very first reputation. I know who you are by the way. I'm not fucking stupid.
I'm just trying to make these days go by a little faster.

Long time lurker, finally got the balls to join. :
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      12-01-2015, 04:35 PM   #974
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The last thing I said was that I'm not fucking stupid. Are you fucking serious right now.



I'm good at math. 1 + 2 is 5. So just let me be, hun.
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Long time lurker, finally got the balls to join. :
Makes me think of Reddit GoneWild.

"[F]irst time poster, here's my asshole LOL"
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      12-01-2015, 04:41 PM   #976
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Long time lurker, finally got the balls to join. :
Makes me think of Reddit GoneWild.

"[F]irst time poster, here's my asshole LOL"
Well...in that case
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      12-01-2015, 04:50 PM   #977
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it's just bad... there's no other way to slice it...

call me when this segment of BP is over and we can resume to our regularly scheduled program...

I can't even tell if that's Tonka's rear or front - and I don't plan on examining it any further...

If it's your rear, you need to do more squats and if it's your front - uhmmm, it must be cold where you are??

He's got bigger balls than yours for posting them on here, so here's to hoping you live in the tundra
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      12-01-2015, 04:55 PM   #978
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That is the best you could come up with??!! That feeble attempt at reverse psychology??!! I expect more out of our resident hairy little neuro-genius...

</3 two days in a row now...

Keep it up though - all your fellow ladies have thrown up shots - it's been awful quiet from the east coast side, in perhaps an area where sweater vests and argyle socks are always in fashion??
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      12-01-2015, 05:40 PM   #979
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I can't do FRONT front shots. It'd be going against BP rules.
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      12-01-2015, 06:08 PM   #980
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I can't do FRONT front shots. It'd be going against BP rules.
I do appreciate the text I've gotten.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-01-2015, 06:19 PM   #981
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I made a BP version since Tonka thought he could show me up.
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      12-01-2015, 06:22 PM   #982
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I made a BP version since Tonka thought he could show me up.
Is that a vagina in the center of your chest?
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Is that a vagina in the center of your chest?
Yes.
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      12-01-2015, 06:43 PM   #984
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Is that a vagina in the center of your chest?
Your knowledge of the human anatomy impresses me.

Ax presented me with fruits, and you discover holes in solid muscle walls.

Please continue you two!.
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      12-01-2015, 06:45 PM   #985
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Yes.
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Your knowledge of the human anatomy impresses me.

Ax presented me with fruits, and you discover holes in solid muscle walls.

Please continue you two!.
He's the man, i knew i could count on him!
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He's the man, i knew i could count on him!
Stop it.
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He's the man, i knew i could count on him!
Well, I just appreciated your photogenic ways.
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      12-01-2015, 07:48 PM   #989
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Is that a vagina in the center of your chest?
I fought over for less....
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      12-01-2015, 07:50 PM   #990
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I fought over for less....
I don't quite understand this... but i'm guessing i'll agree with it.

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