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      07-01-2015, 03:01 PM   #9857
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Hate her genetics... How much do you weigh?
You cannot ask her that!
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      07-01-2015, 03:05 PM   #9858
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In life, it's the small things that give us the most joy. I have always wanted to own a M3 - literally since I fully understood what a M3 is. I am financially secure to where I have all my needs met, but it's the 'wants' that make us smile the biggest.

Every time I drive my M, I smile from ear to ear.

Don't postpone joy. If you want the pearls - stop being a wussy and buy yourself a proper gift.
You're right naturally but ... Meh, I'll spend the money in something that'll help me sleep at night.
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      07-01-2015, 03:05 PM   #9859
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And you weigh like 105 pounds and don't go to the gym. Grrr I hate you
Hate her genetics... How much do you weigh?
I'm not answering that! But I have to work hard to maintain my weight.
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      07-01-2015, 03:16 PM   #9860
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Yo. That's a lot of sugar and cream

I met someone last week who likes to water down their coffee with water. True story....I was so confused at what he was doing when I first saw it. Thought it was Vodka or something hah.
I like a 'punch'.
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      07-01-2015, 03:19 PM   #9861
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I'm not answering that! But I have to work hard to maintain my weight.
Next question - how old are you...

JK of course
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Today's cure. 6 inches.

A beautiful woman in high heels is so damn sexy.
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      07-01-2015, 03:58 PM   #9863
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As Dad's I'm sure a lot of you have very young children. Anyone use a Graco Milestone car seat? She's ready for a big girl seat and I saw this one at Target today that I liked. It faces rear and forward.

Anyone have it?

http://www.target.com/p/graco-milest..._xcaAglh8P8HAQ
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      07-01-2015, 03:59 PM   #9864
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A beautiful woman in high heels is so damn sexy.
Where in the hell did you find that quote, I looked back 5 pages..
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      07-01-2015, 04:01 PM   #9865
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As Dad's I'm sure a lot of you have very young children. Anyone use a Graco Milestone car seat? She's ready for a big girl seat and I saw this one at Target today that I liked.

Anyone have it?

http://www.target.com/p/graco-milest..._xcaAglh8P8HAQ
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      07-01-2015, 04:03 PM   #9866
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Probably wouldn't have had to add fake engine noises into the cabin, either.
That was yucky. I unplugged the ASD and now...problem solved.
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      07-01-2015, 04:03 PM   #9867
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You cannot ask her that!
I can always ask and she can always tell me to pound sand
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I'm not answering that! But I have to work hard to maintain my weight.
You're doing fine...
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A beautiful woman in high heels is so damn sexy.
Where in the hell did you find that quote, I looked back 5 pages..
Haha you missed it by a page.
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      07-01-2015, 04:24 PM   #9870
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Where in the hell did you find that quote, I looked back 5 pages..
Here we go, bud!

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      07-01-2015, 04:33 PM   #9871
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I sit really close to the wheel lol
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      07-01-2015, 04:37 PM   #9872
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I got a really good deal, $95, free shipping.

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      07-01-2015, 05:00 PM   #9873
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Here we go, bud!

Haha I don't want to come off as some kind of foot fetish type of person... But this is such a cool shot! More needed! These totally remind me of a pair of Christian Louboutin pumps I got for my ex, haha. #dangerousheels
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You're right naturally but ... Meh, I'll spend the money in something that'll help me sleep at night.
with a $2k - as you mentioned, you should be able to find a fantastic freshwater strand easily...
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      07-01-2015, 05:14 PM   #9875
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Here we go, bud!

Size 6...?
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Hell yea. That's my story and i'm sticking to it

I am literally eating ice cream as I type things about healthy eating habits smh.
I am literally eating BBQ as I read your post...
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      07-01-2015, 05:18 PM   #9877
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with a $2k - as you mentioned, you should be able to find a fantastic freshwater strand easily...
Haha, yeah, buuuuut I got over it again. It's always my birthday and Christmas I go through this dance.

I have a great set of old pearls. Their lock is broken (which gave me a reason to realize they put mirrors into cars for vanity too!) so I need to pick a new lock and get them knotted again. You can just send me links to these two posts of yours when Christmas comes and I do this again.
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      07-01-2015, 05:21 PM   #9878
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I sit really close to the wheel lol
Those shoes look like weapons or something you'd need a permit to have
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I am literally eating BBQ as I read your post...
Brisket I hope?

Balanced the ice cream with a weak ass salad for lunch. My stomach hurts now though...

You should see the portions some of the players grab from the eating 'center'; honest to god it's enough to feed a family for several days. I'll grab a picture next time the OL group is in the building.
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