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      12-21-2015, 12:08 AM   #9549
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That's it. You're out of my inner circle.

I fucking send you these in confidence I thought we shared and you think it's funny?! Funny???!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOOTHPASTE HURTS IN THE EYE?!

I'm done. I'm going to pm Phil the shots of your latest bikini shoot now. And he thinks its funny how the casing burned your left double D!! I fucking laughed!

I'm done with you and your Dion listening ass.
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I'm done. I'm going to pm Phil the shots of your latest bikini shoot now. And he thinks its funny how the casing burned your left double D!! I fucking laughed!

I'm done with you and your Dion listening ass.
Why is it I only have a left DD and why am I listening to Celine? I don't even like German singers...
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Why is it I only have a left DD and why am I listening to Celine? I don't even like German singers...
Swiss Canadian!

Your right one is DD too. It just wasn't burned. Teaches you to wear more clothes fast.
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Why is it I only have a left DD and why am I listening to Celine? I don't even like German singers...
I think she's French Canadian.
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I think she's French Canadian.
So dual citizenship?
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Swiss Canadian!

Your right one is DD too. It just wasn't burned. Teaches you to wear more clothes fast.
Oh that's right...they legalized pot in WA
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Oh that's right...they legalized pot in WA
I really should've tried it! Next time around I'll grow my own to know for sure what I'm getting.

Still mad. Toothpaste hurts and you have no respect for my pain.
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So dual citizenship?
I think she only has Canadian citizenship.

French speaking Canadians born and raised in Quebec are also referred to as French Canadians. They like being different, a lot of them are separatists.
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You and me in the gym ?
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You and me in the gym ?
My legs are longer and I have the ass of a 13 year old boy. Runner, remember?
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My legs are longer and I have the ass of a 13 year old boy. Runner, remember?
Of course I remember .
Last night I had a erotic dream of you ..
So now I know how your ass looks like ,and I need to say it was the perfect ass and very tight .....I like that
Note : In your video I look like shit , I'm taller and at least I have a hard muscle
Actually we both are the same..we care our body , but I need to say we are also different... because I really like desserts and you not
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My legs are longer and I have the ass of a 13 year old boy. Runner, remember?
Of course I remember .
Last night I had a erotic dream of you ..
So now I know how your ass looks like ,and I need to say it was the perfect ass and very tight .....I like that
Note : In your video I look like shit , I'm taller and at least I have a hard muscle
Actually we both are the same..we care our body , but I need to say we are also different... because I really like desserts and you not
It's like, we're watching Fatal Attraction play out before our very eyes...

So gross but also like watching a train wreck... You just can't turn away...
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It's like, we're watching Fatal Attraction play out before our very eyes...

So gross but also like watching a train wreck... You just can't turn away...
It's ok...I'm heavily armed and my car is faster.
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It's ok...I'm heavily armed and my car is faster.
I saw.. even your dog is armed for the moment
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It's like, we're watching Fatal Attraction play out before our very eyes...

So gross but also like watching a train wreck... You just can't turn away...
Unbelievable... people can take my shit for serious.
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It's ok...I'm heavily armed and my car is faster.
I saw.. even your dog is armed for the moment
That's not my dog.

This one is...
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