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      07-26-2014, 12:03 PM   #925
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Long sleeves to cover the crib notes on your forearms.
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      07-26-2014, 01:24 PM   #926
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Long sleeves to cover the crib notes on your forearms.
Haha, that's not a bad plan.
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      07-27-2014, 02:19 PM   #927
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      07-27-2014, 02:43 PM   #928
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      07-28-2014, 09:54 AM   #929
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since I got some new ink on my arm (forearm), I'm sitting at work in a long sleeve shirt....

I'm fucking hyperventilating and feel claustrophobic.....

I'd rather have ebola than wear this long sleeve CONTRAPTION !!!!!!
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      07-28-2014, 10:45 AM   #930
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I'd rather have ebola than wear this long sleeve CONTRAPTION !!!!!!
Hmm, don't know about that one. Go read the ebola thread. Nastiness. Wouldn't wish that on anyone.
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      07-28-2014, 12:16 PM   #931
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My regular barber was out of town. This lady jacked up my hair so bad I almost had to take the day off. I look like a Porcupine.
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Hmm, don't know about that one. Go read the ebola thread. Nastiness. Wouldn't wish that on anyone.
that sarcasm came from that thread HAHA !!!!
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My regular barber was out of town. This lady jacked up my hair so bad I almost had to take the day off. I look like a Porcupine.
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My regular barber was out of town. This lady jacked up my hair so bad I almost had to take the day off. I look like a Porcupine.
Somehow I ended up with a "style adviser" who does a great job on what's left of my hair and also passes judgment on my clothing, my beard, my choice of restaurants, etc. Her judgment so far appears to be sound.
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Somehow I ended up with a "style adviser" who does a great job on what's left of my hair and also passes judgment on my clothing, my beard, my choice of restaurants, etc. Her judgment so far appears to be sound.
You should leave the judging to us!
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my chipped credit card is getting rejected, and I have to explain to the merchants to swipe it instead, which they oblige. It makes me wonder how secure chipped cards are (it is declined, and so they simply go around that?), and I can't stop wondering why the financial world is so corrupt and or non chalant about your money
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      07-28-2014, 03:16 PM   #941
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oo yeah, that is bad.
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      07-28-2014, 05:18 PM   #942
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my chipped credit card is getting rejected, and I have to explain to the merchants to swipe it instead, which they oblige. It makes me wonder how secure chipped cards are (it is declined, and so they simply go around that?), and I can't stop wondering why the financial world is so corrupt and or non chalant about your money
Your financial institution should replace that for free. But here in 'Murica it's much worse; not many terminals support chipped cards.
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      07-29-2014, 03:58 PM   #943
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I would like to take the bus to work. But the station is across the street from my office.
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Every time I wash my hands after using the restroom at work, the motion sensor on the soap dispenser never works right away. So I have to stand there waving my hand underneath it to get some damn soap
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Our office restrooms only have the Dyson air blade hand dryer and I feel that it never properly dries my hands or takes too long.
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      07-29-2014, 09:00 PM   #946
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