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      06-18-2015, 12:45 PM   #9285
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It does sound healthy with the word salad and I wouldn't care either.

Hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com Billie, I keep the inbox full for a reason.
I should put bacon on it next time. That would take it to it's optimum level of awesomeness. *LIGHTBULB*!


...., how'd you know I tried to PM you. It still tells you, even though your box is full?
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      06-18-2015, 12:48 PM   #9286
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I should put bacon on it next time. That would take it to it's optimum level of awesomeness. *LIGHTBULB*!


...., how'd you know I tried to PM you. It still tells you, even though your box is full?
Yup! It does, I could take the setting off but I find it hilarious when someone tries to pm me 30 times in a row.
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      06-18-2015, 12:51 PM   #9287
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Yup! It does, I could take the setting off but I find it hilarious when someone tries to pm me 30 times in a row.
Hmmm, interesting. I guess it's true, you really do learn something new everyday!


Those first two words remind me of Bimmettes interviews when she asks what people drive, then she goes;

"Oh...., interesting." so nonchalantly. LOL. It made me chuckle, and really made my day.
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Hmmm, interesting. I guess it's true, you really do learn something new everyday!


Those first two words remind me of Bimmettes interviews when she asks what people drive, then she goes;

"Oh...., interesting." so nonchalantly. LOL. It made me chuckle, and really made my day.
Haha, I'll show you what I mean when you mail me
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      06-18-2015, 01:59 PM   #9289
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I woke up late and all this happened.....
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I woke up late and all this happened.....
I climbed a tree to proof I'm the shit and got zero respect. Your morning wins!

Oh, I remembered yet an other huge Anna dating incident. The 0.5? I saw him for a few months to ease up to single life (yes, men get used too) and he blew a fuse because I never remembered his name. Apparently I was disrespectful.
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      06-18-2015, 03:30 PM   #9291
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Man, first my thread gets shut down and now a member sends me a pic of me and my car being used to sell someone else's bumper and lip on Craigslist. And coincidentally my lip was lost/stolen but I don't think he's the one who took it. But I dunno.
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I climbed a tree to proof I'm the shit and got zero respect. Your morning wins!

Oh, I remembered yet an other huge Anna dating incident. The 0.5? I saw him for a few months to ease up to single life (yes, men get used too) and he blew a fuse because I never remembered his name. Apparently I was disrespectful.

Yeah. Some younger days, guys can be really sensitive at times.
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I was rofl ing until I read that your bumper was lost/stolen.


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Man, first my thread gets shut down and now a member sends me a pic of me and my car being used to sell someone else's bumper and lip on Craigslist. And coincidentally my lip was lost/stolen but I don't think he's the one who took it. But I dunno.
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      06-18-2015, 03:40 PM   #9294
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Man, first my thread gets shut down and now a member sends me a pic of me and my car being used to sell someone else's bumper and lip on Craigslist. And coincidentally my lip was lost/stolen but I don't think he's the one who took it. But I dunno.
Yeah. The ad just says it's "silver" and mine is grey so I don't know. I could've arranged to see it but he's not that close to me.
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Yeah. The ad just says it's "silver" and mine is grey so I don't know. I could've arranged to see it but he's not that close to me.
Yeah, most likely he copy/pasted the footage from YouTube or photo server.
You can flag it if you don't what that seller to use your footage.
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      06-18-2015, 07:00 PM   #9296
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Man, first my thread gets shut down and now a member sends me a pic of me and my car being used to sell someone else's bumper and lip on Craigslist. And coincidentally my lip was lost/stolen but I don't think he's the one who took it. But I dunno.
No ! Your lip was stolen ?!?!
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      06-18-2015, 11:30 PM   #9301
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We need a new topic "Interview V2"
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yep...665 miles on a tank of fuel...LOVE my TDi....


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WOW! YOU WIN! 1km!
I ran out of gas 3 times so far, and it isn't fun.
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WOW! YOU WIN! 1km!
I ran out of gas 3 times so far, and it isn't fun.
On the plus side, have you fucked up this royally and timed it this well?

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1140531

Yeah, I was on a roll
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