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      11-13-2015, 12:19 AM   #8999
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At the risk of getting banned - I bring you possibly the most EPIC thread ever.....enjoy

Be warned - Pg 2 is NSFW

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      11-13-2015, 12:19 AM   #9000
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Oh wow...

I wonder what park rangers would say, if someone is taking a nutscape and got caught.
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      11-13-2015, 12:22 AM   #9001
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Oh wow...

I wonder what park rangers would say, if someone is taking a nutscape and got caught.
Pg 2 though....
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Pg 2 though....
That was funniest part. 2.5"

ETA: reminds me of a rap called "Eazy-E - Nutz on Ya Chin"
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      11-13-2015, 12:32 AM   #9003
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You probably don't want to check out that link either
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      11-13-2015, 12:38 AM   #9004
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EALm4

You probably don't want to check out that link either
welllllllll..... I did click on it of course out of curiosity. Wants me to log in and my current credentials do not work.
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welllllllll..... I did click on it of course out of curiosity. Wants me to log in and my current credentials do not work.
DAMMIT!!!!!
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At the risk of getting banned - I bring you possibly the most EPIC thread ever.....enjoy

Be warned - Pg 2 is NSFW

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DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW!!!!!

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=536866
Premise of the thread as follows:

How to Nutscape:

1. Find yourself somewhere awesome
2. Turn your back to the awesome scene
3. Drop your pants
4. Bend over and shoot Nutscape through your legs

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      11-13-2015, 12:51 AM   #9008
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So I can take pictures of my car with nuts as foreground and post?
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apparently the OT thread over there goes to DARK PLACES
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apparently the OT thread over there goes to DARK PLACES
I can't access it. Please post more pics here
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am I the only one who uses this worthless app?
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am I the only one who uses this worthless app?

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He's hiding for the moment because it's the real thing over here .
So for the moment his showtime is over !
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