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      06-12-2015, 11:51 AM   #8933
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Nothing looks as good as the M4.




I have issues I know, but I don't actually like how the M4 looks like. I mean, white hides its flaws by making it boring enough for the dentists, but any other color besides Ss and you're screwed. Mode carbon on speed dial screwed.

M6 looks like whippet that's not been run over thoroughly enough, M5 looks like the fat kid who's picking his nose, M235i is designed by plastic surgeons to make mine by fixing it. 1M looks like my old math professor who I still use to squash any unwanted excitements that do happen even at this old age.

I know. Issues.
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      06-12-2015, 11:53 AM   #8934
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Are you trying to make me compromise?

Fine, you can have all the Ferraris in the world, as long as you keep them out of my way.
Yes. Yes I am, and I thank you for giving me one of the two things I want in this.


I'm getting all excited just looking at this beaut!
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Oh dear coffee thats ugly as a corvette.
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Oh dear coffee thats ugly as a corvette.
Lups, my dear, why are you doing this to me?
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      06-12-2015, 12:00 PM   #8937
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Lups, my dear, why are you doing this to me?
Friends gave to be honest. You need to be obese to drive that Billup.
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Friends gave to be honest. You need to be obese to drive that Billup.
Fat people gross me out. I couldn't imagine being fat. I saw this big black girl walking down the street the other day, and she looked like she was about to keel over and die walking up a 2º incline.
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      06-12-2015, 12:03 PM   #8939
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Friends gave to be honest. You need to be obese to drive that Billup.
Fat people gross me out. I couldn't imagine being fat. I saw this big black girl walking down the street the other day, and she looked like she was about to keel over and die walking up a 2 incline.
LOL

So candid.
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Billup, I got your bad luck today! My front aero lip is gone! I scraped last night and it musta fallen off later. Arrrrgh. Looks like shit now.
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Billup, I got your bad luck today! My front aero lip is gone! I scraped last night and it musta fallen off later. Arrrrgh. Looks like shit now.
Guhhhh!!! See, that's why we can't have nice things. On top of the world, and it gets stripped out right from under us (literally).
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LOL

So candid.
Bravo

Her shirt was SOAKED. Looked like she just got done swimming. I'm not trying to be completely mean, but being obese can not comfortable in hot weather...., winter maybe..., but not summer.
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Billup, I got your bad luck today! My front aero lip is gone! I scraped last night and it musta fallen off later. Arrrrgh. Looks like shit now.
Why u no pay attention?
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      06-12-2015, 12:08 PM   #8944
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Fat people gross me out. I couldn't imagine being fat. I saw this big black girl walking down the street the other day, and she looked like she was about to keel over and die walking up a 2º incline.
I have nothing against fat people, or skinny people. My cooking hobby will make me a whale one day for sure. I'm just listing things that would make you fit the car.

I hate everything today. This ruined my morning.

https://instagram.com/p/31cxikQB0D/

Come on, Romans mom. Argh
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Billup, I got your bad luck today! My front aero lip is gone! I scraped last night and it musta fallen off later. Arrrrgh. Looks like shit now.
Why u no pay attention?
I paid attention. I always drive in that parking lot and scrape a little every time. My car is pretty low. Sigh.
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Fat people gross me out. I couldn't imagine being fat. I saw this big black girl walking down the street the other day, and she looked like she was about to keel over and die walking up a 2 incline.
I have nothing against fat people, or skinny people. My cooking hobby will make me a whale one day for sure. I'm just listing things that would make you fit the car.

I hate everything today. This ruined my morning.

https://instagram.com/p/31cxikQB0D/

Come on, Romans mom. Argh
Hahahaha ps- I'm going to spam your page with likes now
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Fat people gross me out. I couldn't imagine being fat. I saw this big black girl walking down the street the other day, and she looked like she was about to keel over and die walking up a 2 incline.
I have nothing against fat people, or skinny people. My cooking hobby will make me a whale one day for sure. I'm just listing things that would make you fit the car.

I hate everything today. This ruined my morning.

https://instagram.com/p/31cxikQB0D/

Come on, Romans mom. Argh
Hahahaha ps- I'm going to spam your page with likes now
Lups has Instagram? Hahahahahahaha wow
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Hahahaha ps- I'm going to spam your page with likes now
You turned my phone into a vibrator. Next time warn me sooner and I'll put it in the hands of the sil.
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Hahahaha ps- I'm going to spam your page with likes now
You turned my phone into a vibrator. Next time warn me sooner and I'll put it in the hands of the sil.
....do I want to know what or who "Sil" is?

Oh fuck it- I do.
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I have nothing against fat people, or skinny people. My cooking hobby will make me a whale one day for sure. I'm just listing things that would make you fit the car.

I hate everything today. This ruined my morning.

https://instagram.com/p/31cxikQB0D/

Come on, Romans mom. Argh
I don't in reality, people are who they are, I'm just teasing like an inconsiderate asshole. It really grinds my gears when they say it's not their fault or that it's a disease.

No mother fuckers. Fatness isn't a disease. Ebola is a disease. The clap is a disease. Eating unhealthy food and not exercising is not a disease, it's called "lazy".

Either way, I still get my Ferrari in your ruled universe, so I'm a happy camper.
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I haven't used my Instagram in forever. I do snapchats now.
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