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      01-12-2025, 05:23 PM   #8801
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The first line says, "I have six eggs"!

The rest is past tense.
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All 3 statements are for the same 2 eggs, broke to fried and eat them.
Exactly.
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But it's the Hulk we're talking about... he doesn't understand "loosely".
Well make sure you do. Or you’ll be sorry.
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^^ Or use the other hand. You can call it the Bruce Banner hand.
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I'm still working up a response to the peanuts post.....maybe some more rum first.
We have to work so hard with our responses to some member's posts. If not moderated, this whole thing would probably go in the crapper in a hurry.

While tempting to just let the keyboard fly, with or without rum, we want to live to play another day in this wonderful group.

Anyway, it's a little early for rum here in the West Coast. Maybe bourbon instead.
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Tricky little riddle isn't it? There are a couple of solutions based on how it's interpreted. So before you all die of a brain aneurism for over thinking:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN3ZIxLxntU
Since this turned into grammar test verse math test. The question in video uses “have” so present tense and question in post uses “were” past tense so the question is different and analysis in the video does not answer the question. Plus the use of period and commas are different.

This is like kids game telephone where you tell the first kid a saying, after each kid tells the next kid the saying, by the time it gets to last kid the saying no longer make sense.
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I love peanus. When I start, I can't stop.

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In that case, you may also enjoy eating a bag of Dick's!

https://dickspotatochips.com/

(PS, they are actually pretty good!)
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In that case, you may also enjoy eating a bag of Dick's!
We're getting a lot of mileage out of that meme, aren't we.
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Air Show Disaster at West SWICK'S ISLAND PARK , BELLEVILLE , ONTARIO , CANADA

This is tough to see. It just shows the dangers of attending these events.

The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings.

One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.

No one was killed, but it probably scared the crap out of them.


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One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.

No one was killed, but it probably scared the crap out of them.
I had to write a motorsports incident report for the event insurance carrier for a car that went out of control and hit an occupied porta-potty. The occupant was not physically injured, but was transported to the hospital by ambulance because they were covered in blue goo and poo.....
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Air Show Disaster at West SWICK'S ISLAND PARK , BELLEVILLE , ONTARIO , CANADA

This is tough to see. It just shows the dangers of attending these events.

The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings.

One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.

No one was killed, but it probably scared the crap out of them.


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We used to live near a lake and one day we were out in the driveway BS'ing with some friends when all of the sudden... BALLOON! Scared the crap out of us - it just popped out above us out of the tree line. We hopped in the truck and drove after it to see what was happening. Right as we got to the boat ramp we watched this balloon skip across the water and somehow came to a stop on the shore maybe three feet from the water. I'm sure the pilot made it seem as if they meant the end result, but we knew he was just a few feet from disaster as there is a significant drop off under the water at that beach.
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Gentlemen, suffering from dysesthesia or hyperhidrosis? Follow this simple hack and keep the undercarriage cool.

Follow me for more clinically proven ideas.


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Gentlemen, suffering from dysesthesia or hyperhidrosis? Follow this simple hack and keep the undercarriage cool.

Follow me for more clinically proven ideas.


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