Favorite Quotes

Suprgnat · 01-10-2022, 09:21 PM

"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best." Oscar Wilde

Dino GT · 01-11-2022, 09:24 AM

"A wise person is quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry"

Tambohamilton · 01-11-2022, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

"A wise person is quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry"

Damn!

3.0L · 01-12-2022, 10:34 AM

"He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with a faucet on the toe and directions on the heel."

happyjack · 01-12-2022, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

"He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with a faucet on the toe and directions on the heel."

gotta be slim pickens?

floridaorange · 01-12-2022, 12:13 PM

“The opposite of faith is not doubt, the opposite of faith is certainty."

M_Six · 01-13-2022, 08:55 AM

"The maximum effective range of an excuse is zero meters."

-Old Army saying

Addbuyer · 01-13-2022, 09:07 AM

To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better...Confucius

Dino GT · 01-13-2022, 09:19 PM

Time is a commodity. To say "I don't have time, is like saying, I don't want to"

3.0L · 01-14-2022, 10:57 AM

"Jeepers Mr. Science, if wasn't for the wheel, my dad would have to drag his car to work."

Dino GT · 01-15-2022, 01:28 PM

"The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth "

3798j · 01-15-2022, 01:56 PM

''Jerry, just remember it’s not a lie if you believe it."...George Costanza

3.0L · 01-15-2022, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

"The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth "

And the most dangerous lies are half-truths.

Esteban · 01-15-2022, 05:38 PM

"My father taught me many things here. He taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close but your enemies closer."

Michael Corleone

The last part has been attributed Sun Tzu and sometimes to Petrarch.

evil-G-nius · 01-15-2022, 06:26 PM

"Relax motherfucker, if you hear the shot it wasn't meant for you"

Darius Kincaid

jsf721 · 01-15-2022, 07:10 PM

If it moves and it shouldn’t -duct tape

If it does not move and it should - WD40

Dino GT · 01-16-2022, 09:47 PM

"Having no emotions has nothing to do with manliness"

Esteban · 01-16-2022, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by vanguard13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esteban

"My father taught me many things here. He taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close but your enemies closer."

Michael Corleone

The last part has been attributed Sun Tzu and sometimes to Petrarch.

I've had to modify this saying:

"Keep your enemies close but your sisters closer."

Don't ask

Okay, I won't… (I'm curious, though)

Tambohamilton · 01-17-2022, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Okay, I won't… (I'm curious, though)

Curious about his sisters? Steady....

Esteban · 01-17-2022, 02:45 PM

Damn, vanguard13, that's some serious drama. Sorry about your mom and big bro.

Tambohamilton · 01-17-2022, 03:32 PM

Man. That sucks! Why folk got to be so greedy??

cmyx6go · 01-17-2022, 05:04 PM

@vanguard13. Sorry to hear those stories. I can’t imagine a sibling screwing you over like that. Very sad.

01-10-2022, 09:21 PM	#859
Suprgnat Слава Украине! 2669 Rep 2,527 Posts Drives: 2013 128i LMB 6MT ZMP Slicktop Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: California iTrader: (8) Garage List 2013 128i [9.54]	"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best." Oscar Wilde __________________ Inertia is the enemy! My car's photo history: https://www.1addicts.com/forums/show....php?t=1570551
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01-11-2022, 09:24 AM	#860
Dino GT Enlisted Member 35078 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"A wise person is quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry"
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01-12-2022, 10:34 AM	#862
3.0L Colonel 11697 Rep 2,013 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with a faucet on the toe and directions on the heel." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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01-13-2022, 08:55 AM	#865
M_Six Free Thinker 19769 Rep 7,561 Posts Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Foothills of Mt Level iTrader: (0)	"The maximum effective range of an excuse is zero meters." -Old Army saying __________________ Mark markj.pics "Life is uncertain, eat bacon now." -UncleWede
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01-13-2022, 09:07 AM	#866
Addbuyer Lieutenant 867 Rep 459 Posts Drives: X3MC Join Date: May 2020 Location: U.K. iTrader: (0)	To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better...Confucius
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01-13-2022, 09:19 PM	#867
Dino GT Enlisted Member 35078 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	Time is a commodity. To say "I don't have time, is like saying, I don't want to"
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01-14-2022, 10:57 AM	#868
3.0L Colonel 11697 Rep 2,013 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"Jeepers Mr. Science, if wasn't for the wheel, my dad would have to drag his car to work." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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01-15-2022, 01:28 PM	#869
Dino GT Enlisted Member 35078 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth "
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01-15-2022, 01:56 PM	#870
3798j Fleet Mechanic 13445 Rep 1,984 Posts Drives: E86 3.0si Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Susquehanna Valley iTrader: (0) Garage List '19 VW Golf R [10.00] '55 Ford F100 [0.00] '08 Z4 3.0SI [8.50] '66 Triumph TR4A [0.00] '85 Corvette [0.00] '64 Corvette [0.00] '68 Triumph GT6 [9.50]	''Jerry, just remember it’s not a lie if you believe it."...George Costanza
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01-15-2022, 05:38 PM	#872
Esteban Major General 56904 Rep 7,241 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	"My father taught me many things here. He taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close but your enemies closer." Michael Corleone The last part has been attributed Sun Tzu and sometimes to Petrarch.
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01-15-2022, 06:26 PM	#873
evil-G-nius Broke A$$ Super Hero 2261 Rep 248 Posts Drives: Infiniti G37 S Coupe Join Date: Jan 2021 Location: PSL Florida iTrader: (0)	"Relax motherfucker, if you hear the shot it wasn't meant for you" Darius Kincaid
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01-15-2022, 07:10 PM	#874
jsf721 Captain 1177 Rep 919 Posts Drives: 2019 540i X M Sport Join Date: May 2019 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (0)	If it moves and it shouldn’t -duct tape If it does not move and it should - WD40
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01-16-2022, 09:47 PM	#875
Dino GT Enlisted Member 35078 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"Having no emotions has nothing to do with manliness"
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01-17-2022, 02:45 PM	#878
Esteban Major General 56904 Rep 7,241 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	Damn, vanguard13, that's some serious drama. Sorry about your mom and big bro.
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01-17-2022, 03:32 PM	#879
Tambohamilton Brigadier General 3232 Rep 4,125 Posts Drives: E91 330d Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: Herefordshire iTrader: (0)	Man. That sucks! Why folk got to be so greedy??
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01-17-2022, 05:04 PM	#880
cmyx6go Colonel 16967 Rep 2,092 Posts Drives: 2022 X6///M Comp Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: NYC iTrader: (2) Garage List 2019 X6 ///M [10.00]	@vanguard13. Sorry to hear those stories. I can’t imagine a sibling screwing you over like that. Very sad.
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