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      01-15-2018, 06:31 AM   #859
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"Trainers" who have obese people doing the same damn machine exercise every day that has you sit stationary and move a tiny little muscle...
or make them do those ridiculous excercise movements nobody does
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Trainers... that are as fat or small as their clients...
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Where TF can you take the pins from a machine and use outside of the gym???? It is so aggravating to find an open machine, get the seat all adjusted, then go for the weight stack and there is no pin.
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Where TF can you take the pins from a machine and use outside of the gym???? It is so aggravating to find an open machine, get the seat all adjusted, then go for the weight stack and there is no pin.
maybe on the yard...probably makes a good shank na'mean?
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      01-17-2018, 12:05 AM   #864
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Literally was sooooo distracted with all the new hawt chicks walking around with their yoga/GymShark pants everywhere. I try to look away left, right, up, down all around yoga pants everywhere! did get a pretty good break your neck work out. lol forgot this is the "Things that annoy you thread" so actually not annoying but a "Very Thank You thread!"
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      01-17-2018, 04:10 AM   #865
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      01-17-2018, 05:29 AM   #866
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Fukin nasty!!!
i hate guys who don't wipe their $hit down after they use it and expect someone else to do it
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Fukin nasty!!!
Is that like crotch sweat... it’s not even the shape of an ass
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Where TF can you take the pins from a machine and use outside of the gym???? It is so aggravating to find an open machine, get the seat all adjusted, then go for the weight stack and there is no pin.

The world is plotting against you telling u to stop using machines. Lol
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      01-17-2018, 08:18 AM   #869
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Is that like crotch sweat... it’s not even the shape of an ass
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Fukin nasty!!!
Is that like crotch sweat... it’s not even the shape of an ass
Nut sack sweat.

I always wipe things down before and after I use it. Trying not to catch the flu or whatever else people have as they are walking around hacking and spitting, wiping their mouth/nose and then putting their hands on something.
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The world is plotting against you telling u to stop using machines. Lol
Old, so . . . I have never been able to do much weight for shoulders, other than shrugs. Want to strengthen the extended arm for goalkeeping duties in the next couple of months. Drives me crazy when I get a hand on the ball, but it still goes in the net
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I swear, I know that dude from my gym. Spends a shit-ton of time there, always working hard on machines, stringy AF muscles.
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Old, so . . . I have never been able to do much weight for shoulders, other than shrugs. Want to strengthen the extended arm for goalkeeping duties in the next couple of months. Drives me crazy when I get a hand on the ball, but it still goes in the net
It drives the rest of the team crazy too
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It drives the rest of the team crazy too
Then some of those younger people should step up to the goal and let the geezer wheeze on the sidelines
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You guys keep posting pics of the old dude blow drying his balls... I’m starting to think you guys like seeing this.
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You guys keep posting pics of the old dude blow drying his balls... I’m starting to think you guys like seeing this.
And how does that make you feel?
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Okay so this is my last rant since its usually this time of the year with all the New Year Resolution members when you see crazy stuff. So this literally made me SICK and before i could say or do anything another member must have said something because one of the staff had to tell this dude he was totally dressed inappropriately and was immediately escorted to the front of the gym. now i know some of you guys wear compression pants with gym shorts over it which is fine but this dude was not wearing shorts and the white compression pants he was wearing was so tight you can clearly see his junk it was gross and talk about puking he was standing by the dumbells racks doing 15lb shoulder presses and of course there's mirrors all along that wall and you can see all the guys around with sour looks on their faces
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And how does that make you feel?
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Okay so this is my last rant since its usually this time of the year with all the New Year Resolution members when you see crazy stuff. So this literally made me SICK and before i could say or do anything another member must have said something because one of the staff had to tell this dude he was totally dressed inappropriately and was immediately escorted to the front of the gym. now i know some of you guys wear compression pants with gym shorts over it which is fine but this dude was not wearing shorts and the white compression pants he was wearing was so tight you can clearly see his junk it was gross and talk about puking he was standing by the dumbells racks doing 15lb shoulder presses and of course there's mirrors all along that wall and you can see all the guys around with sour looks on their faces
: how can you have so little awareness to not realize your junk's in plain view...unless he was aware and wants everyone to see his shit, in which case, stupid boy
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Okay so this is my last rant since its usually this time of the year with all the New Year Resolution members when you see crazy stuff. So this literally made me SICK and before i could say or do anything another member must have said something because one of the staff had to tell this dude he was totally dressed inappropriately and was immediately escorted to the front of the gym. now i know some of you guys wear compression pants with gym shorts over it which is fine but this dude was not wearing shorts and the white compression pants he was wearing was so tight you can clearly see his junk it was gross and talk about puking he was standing by the dumbells racks doing 15lb shoulder presses and of course there's mirrors all along that wall and you can see all the guys around with sour looks on their faces
15lb shoulder presses should tell you all you need to know.
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