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10-21-2013, 06:07 PM | #71 | |
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So tell me.... just how many women have your crushed? RGrubbaballs???
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thread definitely delivered more than anticipated
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Billup, I have never laughed so hard at something on the internet that I cried, until seeing these pictures. You're fucking awesome!
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not trying to be cocky or big headed (puns intended) but are sex tips really necessary, i feel like its all really self explanatory. Just watch more porn and reenact.
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that's exactly what I've been trying to do but for some reason my gf thinks it's weird for me to want to electrocute her nipples while having her tickle my asshole with a feather!
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HAHAHAH love this drawing dude, so funny!
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Did you take off the nipple electrocution device before you placed her in the trunk? You wouldn't want to accidentally burn the carpet.
Wait that wasn't you. When you placed that other guys girlfriend who had her nipples electrocuted while she was feathering his anus ... Are you guys sleeping with the same woman? |
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I'm sorry but this is really inspiring, I hope you don't mind that I use this. I never heard you mention your girlfriend, so I went with Asian. Let me know if I need to make a revision. I would also like to note the extraneous amount of detail in the feather.
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Love the OOOOOOOO face!!
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I hope this helps anyone who has confusion about these two statements.
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WOW! That's all I can say Billup...
I hope you're not creating the little works of art at work. I can only imagine the look on a co-workers face as they walk be and see your drawings!
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