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      09-15-2010, 05:19 PM   #67
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      09-15-2010, 06:13 PM   #72
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probably less than an hour a week.

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      09-15-2010, 07:34 PM   #75
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      09-15-2010, 07:51 PM   #76
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I was a brand new UC officer in the unit and I was working a guy for 5 lbs of hydro. I went to his house to buy 3 oz to check it out and as I was standing in his kitchen, my Glock 27 started to slide out of the waistband of my cargo shorts. I knew I couldn't let it fall out of my shorts on the floor and muff the deal, so I affected a stricken look, grabbed my ass like I just sharted and asked if I could use his bathroom. The look of disgust on his face matched the look of panic on mine as I penguin walked my way backwards toward his bathroom. I spent several minutes in there furiously thinking of what to do. So, I stuck my gun into my underwear this time, went back out and apologized profusely. I told him I was drinking the night before and stopped for a burrito on the way home(True), and that it was not agreeing with me (Not true). I looked like a complete asshole, but he still did the deal.

The rest of the unit was listening, and couldn't understand the whole thing until I told them what happened. After the tears of laughter, I received equal parts shit and admiration.

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paddle but i want that third pedal.

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I was a brand new UC officer in the unit and I was working a guy for 5 lbs of hydro. I went to his house to buy 3 oz to check it out and as I was standing in his kitchen, my Glock 27 started to slide out of the waistband of my cargo shorts. I knew I couldn't let it fall out of my shorts on the floor and muff the deal, so I affected a stricken look, grabbed my ass like I just sharted and asked if I could use his bathroom. The look of disgust on his face matched the look of panic on mine as I penguin walked my way backwards toward his bathroom. I spent several minutes in there furiously thinking of what to do. So, I stuck my gun into my underwear this time, went back out and apologized profusely. I told him I was drinking the night before and stopped for a burrito on the way home(True), and that it was not agreeing with me (Not true). I looked like a complete asshole, but he still did the deal.

The rest of the unit was listening, and couldn't understand the whole thing until I told them what happened. After the tears of laughter, I received equal parts shit and admiration.

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I got a perfect score on a test that 80% of the people that took it weren't even able to pass at the time.

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Hell yeah. But only if I had AIDS or hid a bomb in it.

Would you take $1 million if it meant someone somewhere in the world had to die?
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Eh. Feels like I am at the wrong school with the wrong major (management). I want nothing more than to be an entrepreneur. Well I guess that is what an MBA is for.

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Eh. Feels like I am at the wrong school with the wrong major (management). I want nothing more than to be an entrepreneur. Well I guess that is what an MBA is for.

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