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      01-19-2009, 09:35 PM   #67
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pfft,you guys gotta get creative with this shit:

Angry Pirate - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on someone. With exquisite aim, you launch your load into their eyeball. You then swiftly kick them in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one-eyed, one-legged "Angry Pirate".

FYI who didnt know about the houdini:
Houdini (aka "Deak", "Phantom", "Sneak Attack", "Spit Trick") - When you¹re doing a girl doggystyle, then you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, ³Abracadabra beyotch!² also known as the "David Copperfield" and the "David Blaine".
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^somebody either loves Patrice ONeal or has been on urban dictionary recently

if ur into the feel of anal, but don't want to feel gay because it is what guys do, why not try a "chili dog"

chili dog (definition)- A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a woman's breasts and then proceeds to please himself with her breasts, using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog, the waste is the chili, and of course the breasts are the buns.

Same lube, same between flesh feel... what's not to like?
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      01-19-2009, 10:32 PM   #69
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To the OP. Just try it. If she has prepared for it properly then you wont get shit on you. Plus it makes them feel skeezy and they get into it sometimes. Plus its different. I wouldn't put it on par with vagina, but its w.e
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      01-19-2009, 11:20 PM   #70
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many women will have a very intense orgasm if done properly...usually with a vibrator on the clit at the same time....try some anal beads to begin with...
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      01-20-2009, 02:43 AM   #71
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dude haven't you seen road trip..."Did I say 2 fingers? Better make it three!"
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      01-20-2009, 09:39 AM   #72
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many women will have a very intense orgasm if done properly...usually with a vibrator on the clit at the same time....try some anal beads to begin with...
i dont know about the beads but the wife gets off everytime
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      01-20-2009, 01:02 PM   #73
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Been there, done that,.... liked it a lot, would do it again... that simple.

Specially if it's new! LOL
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i dont know about the beads but the wife gets off everytime
where did you find her?
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where did you find her?
match.com

just put anal beads under preferences
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where did you find her?
match.com!!!! It really does work
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match.com!!!! It really does work
lol. did you request anal pleasures on your profile?
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      01-22-2009, 12:58 AM   #78
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lol. did you request anal pleasures on your profile?
im looking for a sensitive woman who likes walking on the beach. Holding hands, hot chocolate and ANAL PLEASURE!!! Ok I will settle for someone who is not completley insane and loves her anal.
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Tried it with an old GF... didnt like it one bit, felt like there was a RING around my.... Felt kinda bad after seeing her crying haha

Worth a try just to experience it, but I personally wont do it again.

Good head > Vagina
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what? shut up addy. this thread is anal go or no go! i did not think that what i said was that bad.. its obvious you dont know my wife she does not care what i do on here. and the photos from the wedding i thought she looked pretty good that day she does not have many pics of herself so i posted them ya big girl!!! pick on some one else nancy.
Okay well since you want to talk shit, I hate to break it to you but you’re flaunting your wife and she's not NWS worthy

Also, you reek of douchebagary (quote from fellow member Blake) with your imbecile posts that hardly make any fucking sense what so ever.

Oh and you remind of these guys


Now please do us and yourself a favor and STFU
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she would tell you the same thing. she loves it!
She has the look of a girl who LOVES anal, probably with minimal lube
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      01-22-2009, 07:22 AM   #84
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Okay well since you want to talk shit, I hate to break it to you but you’re flaunting your wife and she's not NWS worthy

Also, you reek of douchebagary (quote from fellow member Blake) with your imbecile posts that hardly make any fucking sense what so ever.

Oh and you remind of these guys


Now please do us and yourself a favor and STFU
SHUSH!!!
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      01-22-2009, 07:26 AM   #85
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there is no need to be that much of a jerk off is there? you should take a pill or something. it was all in good fun untill you wrote that last one ADDY.
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just trying to be funny jag off! im done with you its clear that your here to start shit.
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