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      07-18-2008, 01:45 PM   #67
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Its just completely unrealistic to even consider getting an animal of that size. Unless you have a tremendous estate and can replicate a jungle/their natural surroundings in your backyard, it really doesnt make sense.

Id love to get a snow leopard or tiger, someday if I can afford to do that ^, I will.
Tis true.

I've never been a cat guy. But I've always wanted to have a pet leopard or tiger, just so I can have a sign that says "Beware of Cat". Anyone tries to creep in the yard......:
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      07-18-2008, 01:47 PM   #68
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Tis true.

I've never been a cat guy. But I've always wanted to have a pet leopard or tiger, just so I can have a sign that says "Beware of Cat". Anyone tries to creep in the yard......:


Theyre beautiful animals.
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      07-18-2008, 01:49 PM   #69
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      07-18-2008, 02:26 PM   #70
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Tell her to lay off the weed.
No, just the opposite. Ask her to empty all of the stash into her lungs immediately. Then maybe she will forget about the whole thing.
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      07-18-2008, 02:42 PM   #71
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dude. thats when you are 10. not twentysomething. got a pic of ur monkey?
Can I be the first one to take this out of context? Awesome.
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      07-18-2008, 04:35 PM   #72
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"Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man."

You're asking for trouble.
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      07-18-2008, 06:34 PM   #73
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      07-19-2008, 01:05 AM   #74
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Can I be the first one to take this out of context? Awesome.
your not the first one. and who said i was talking about the animal?

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No, just the opposite. Ask her to empty all of the stash into her lungs immediately. Then maybe she will forget about the whole thing.
excellent fucking idea!
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      07-19-2008, 01:41 AM   #75
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Kiemyster, you know why your gf is acting the way she's acting? She's probably smoking too much of your pot.
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      07-19-2008, 02:12 AM   #76
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Hahahahahaha

I love E90Post...A pet monkey doesn't sound fun at all. I could barely stand them "Saru" Japanese monkeys for 5 min. Lil annoying $ihts they are.
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      07-19-2008, 10:49 AM   #77
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Kiemyster, you know why your gf is acting the way she's acting? She's probably smoking too much of your pot.
no if she was smoking my pot, her shit would be in order. lol
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      07-25-2008, 09:48 PM   #78
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no if she was smoking my pot, her shit would be in order. lol

get her this thing to shut her up. lol

http://www.orange.co.uk/news/quirkie...toryId=2941186
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      07-26-2008, 12:28 AM   #79
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get her this thing to shut her up. lol

http://www.orange.co.uk/news/quirkie...toryId=2941186
ROFLOLMFAOWTF?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?1???!?!!?1?!?!?!? ?

awesome find ahahahahaha thats some scary shit bro. would get it for her, but i dont think customs would let it through
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      07-28-2008, 05:04 AM   #80
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remind her they throw their own feces around, and as the woman, she's gonna have to clean up
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      10-13-2008, 03:42 PM   #81
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hahah yeah ive seen that... thanks for posting it. shes gonna see this thread eventually so i can prove that i win and she looses. thats how it always is ahahaha
how is she going to see it? will you show it to her?
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      10-13-2008, 03:52 PM   #82
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are you just bumping up random kie threads?^
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      10-13-2008, 08:27 PM   #83
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are you just bumping up random kie threads?^
yeah, the ones i haven't seen before. he's a good friend, so i'm just checking out the stuff he's been posting. He;s always on E90post during class so i always wonder exactly what he's doing on there for so long.
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      10-13-2008, 09:53 PM   #84
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insane....a orangutan...hilarious tho!
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      10-14-2008, 12:32 AM   #85
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you're crazy for questioning it...
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      10-14-2008, 01:13 AM   #86
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you're crazy for questioning it...
i know.... i was just seeing if there was any hope.... lol

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are you just bumping up random kie threads?^
he's like my cheerleader. watches all my threads, replies to my every post... etc. you know the drill.


why? 'cause im ill
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      10-14-2008, 01:21 PM   #87
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Well orangutans aren't bad as a pet....
They are smart and funny..
but don't they smell like shit, pick their hair all the time, rude on babies, need constant care??? LOL
I think she has judgement problem, i mean, they are definately cool pet but...
Unless she's going to stay home all day with that monkey, she's being dumb.
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      10-14-2008, 07:00 PM   #88
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i know.... i was just seeing if there was any hope.... lol



he's like my cheerleader. watches all my threads, replies to my every post... etc. you know the drill.


why? 'cause im ill
I mainly like to reply just so you know i've seen it and i like to read your comments because you usually keep the thread "interesting"
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