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      04-08-2008, 11:01 PM   #67
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Stopped reading at page one..
Bunch of haters on this board, everyone needs to calm down..
I guess most of you that replied negatively in this thread are old men that haven't opted to try anything new in your lifetime.

Unlike all of you, some people like to have a little fun sometimes.

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hahaha i agree
it really is fun, i dont see why people are flaming this guy; and to that burn to death or whatever comment, go kill yourself
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      04-08-2008, 11:52 PM   #68
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ive honestly found that when you have sex in the car you always find a way to make it work no matter what car it is.
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      04-09-2008, 02:19 AM   #69
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I fell bad for the 1 series owners lol is going to be hard for them
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      04-09-2008, 02:34 AM   #70
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I fell bad for the 1 series owners lol is going to be hard for them
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      04-09-2008, 04:17 AM   #71
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Go die in a fire daddy's boy.
not funny esp if something happened to him. wtf?
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      04-09-2008, 09:20 AM   #72
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get a e93... Infinite head room
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      04-09-2008, 10:21 AM   #73
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I fell bad for the 1 series owners lol is going to be hard for them
where there's a will, there's a way
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      04-09-2008, 02:02 PM   #74
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get a e93... Infinite head room
+1 never thought of that one....hahah..........

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      04-09-2008, 02:12 PM   #75
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It's easy in e90 to just reach over and lift her skirt, daddle a little on the way home.

It's also so embarrassing when that light comes in your fogged windows, and you have to crack it for an officer who says the same thing: "Get a room."
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      04-09-2008, 02:56 PM   #76
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i stopped that shit... Did it in my first car when i was like 16/17 but my last car and current helllll no

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      04-09-2008, 03:29 PM   #77
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this thread should be in the e46 forum
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      04-09-2008, 04:56 PM   #78
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      04-10-2008, 03:26 AM   #79
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I just push the passenger seat down and all the way back and do it like that... but yah... most of the time, house

never had to do this.. but I can always put the top down...
it is my dream to do it while it's converted lol
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      04-10-2008, 10:11 PM   #80
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I love my e90 but the one thing I hate about it is that you cannot have sex in this car. There is no head room and you can never get a good position. Also, it is easier to do it in the front seats than the back. It is so much better in my honda civic, more head room and just all round better. Who would have ever thought that a honda civic is better than a bmw for having sex.

Are you from Surrey?
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      04-11-2008, 03:29 AM   #81
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Are you from Surrey?
New Westminister. Why?
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      04-11-2008, 08:05 PM   #82
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why would you want to get love stains in your car?
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      04-12-2008, 09:31 AM   #83
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Usually people who make threads like this are the ones not getting any...


I am 99% positive the OP has never seen a vagina outside of his Dell computer..
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      04-12-2008, 09:42 PM   #84
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lol... at least you guys HAVE a backseat
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      03-22-2009, 02:23 AM   #85
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where there's a will, there's a way


As this is an upscale car forum, you're gonna get the occasional uptight douchebag who try to make themselves feel better by putting you down ("Carpoor"? Are you serious?)

But its your car man do whatever you wanna do with it. Just make sure you clean that shit up after. I recommend:
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      03-22-2009, 02:56 AM   #86
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I am 99% positive the OP has never seen a vagina outside of his Dell computer..
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      03-22-2009, 04:54 AM   #87
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get a towing hitch and tow along a civic just in case the opportunity arises
now this type of information is helping a thread. none of that daddys boy shit. haters
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      03-22-2009, 05:06 AM   #88
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If you're gointa to have sexx ini the car.. you should bet a bigeger car... like a 5er... or a vert would be ok to i think. Fuck, i think the 3er wlll get the girl, if the's shallow, but not allow you to fully use thepotentail of rhe sex.
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