Help! Went to strip club and now I have a zit on my face...

JoeClothing · 02-26-2008, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by nmulax

Next time use this

shit that's the funniest thing I've ever seen

lovemyBimmer · 02-26-2008, 03:09 AM

haha, this thread is hillarious...

garyhgaryh · 02-26-2008, 03:46 AM

Because of patient/doctor privacy laws, your doctor cannot mention anything to your family. You might want to remind her about that when you see her.

And you probably got herpes

... but it's not fatal or anything. You just have it for the rest of your life and it probably more of an annoyance than anything else... Did your lips touch her "lips"

. You don't have to answer that - only you need to know...

E(@M# · 02-26-2008, 03:49 AM

priceless....lol

could be a number of things....if it continues or worsens, then consult a doctor

asdflkijd · 02-26-2008, 04:07 AM

rofl, this thread... damn hope its nothing serious, I'd go back and find out of the stripper is infected @_@, or you can just go to the doc.

KL2DC · 02-26-2008, 09:17 AM

Any updates Spoolio?...hope its all just shits and giggles, let us know

Spool · 02-26-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KL2DC

Any updates Spoolio?...hope its all just shits and giggles, let us know

hmmm i put clearasil on it last night before i went to bed, the zit is still the same size and hasn't grown exponentially larger as FrankoQ feared. i think im over reacting, maybe the stress of losing $1200 in 10 minutes there and the 2 hours of sleep in two nights played apart in the formation of the zit also

MadDog · 02-26-2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

hmmm i put clearasil on it last night before i went to bed, the zit is still the same size and hasn't grown exponentially larger as FrankoQ feared. i think im over reacting, maybe the stress of losing $1200 in 10 minutes there and the 2 hours of sleep in two nights played apart in the formation of the zit also

WTF ?? You paid $1200 to get a zit on your face ??

Spool · 02-26-2008, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

WTF ?? You paid $1200 to get a zit on your face ??

worded it wrong, i gambled at the Borgata and lost that money then got frustrated and went to drink and see some tittays!

MadDog · 02-26-2008, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

worded it wrong, i gambled at the Borgata and lost that money then got frustrated and went to drink and see some tittays!

You had me worried Spool.

FrankoQ · 02-26-2008, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

hmmm i put clearasil on it last night before i went to bed, the zit is still the same size and hasn't grown exponentially larger as FrankoQ feared. i think im over reacting, maybe the stress of losing $1200 in 10 minutes there and the 2 hours of sleep in two nights played apart in the formation of the zit also

Glad to hear that thing didn't grow overnight...
I was afraid you would wake up today like the sick boy from the Van Wilder movie.

achien · 02-26-2008, 10:43 AM

Spool, as much as we like you, we have to ask you to leave this forum indefinitely until your zits go away to prevent any outbreak in the e90post forum.

In the meantime, you are free to roam any MB, Audi, or Jap. car forum and spread the goodness of your newly acquired zits.

Good luck!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

Went to Bare Exposure in Atlantic City over the weekend, I paid for some lap dances and this one stripper got butt naked and she sat on my face. I was really drunk so I just sat and relax but now i woke up today and i have a zit on my cheek. I never get zits.

Is this something i should consult a doctor about? Or just put toothpaste on it and call it a day?

Ru$$ell · 02-26-2008, 10:45 AM

hahaha,spool,your the fucking greatest,rofl

phantom330 · 02-26-2008, 10:48 AM

I wouldn't worry, it was probably just some stank greasy butt juice oil that got on your face causing the zit. Then again you could have an STD growing on your cheek. Just put some windex on it.

Couch · 02-26-2008, 10:49 AM

Just leave it alone. Put the Clearasil on it in the morning and at night before bed.

And make sure you was your face in the morning and at night prior to it. And use actual face soap, not just hand soap.

You're a lucky sob to have never had zits. Paybacks a bitch!

FrankoQ · 02-26-2008, 01:18 PM

Kill that zit Spool...

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Spool · 02-26-2008, 01:23 PM

Ewwww

that thing looks like it will explode, mine dont look like that, a little smaller with puss already showing. I plan on buying rubbing alcohol tonight and pop it after i disinfect the area

Desi · 02-26-2008, 02:36 PM

I used to know a stripper, they rub baby oil all over themselves to get a certain feel and look going. The zit was probably caused by all that oil piling up on your face. I'm prone to acne, and the one time I went the 'rippers I had a breakout the next day from the oil.

Pro tip to deal with the zit. Pop that fucker, squeeze it as dry as you can get it, wash it thoroughly, wait about 5 minutes, wash it again and then put some cheap alcohol based aftershave (I just use the gillete gel) on it. The aftershave will sting like a motherfucker for a few seconds. This will stop the bleeding and minimize the scarring. You may have to pick off a bit of a scab and re-aftershave it in a few hours but it shouldn't cause any permanent marks.

BayAreaE92 · 02-26-2008, 02:54 PM

HAHAHAHAHA
Best thread ever!
You don't got no STD's
If it were on your lips you'd have a right to be worried...and HIV don't give you zits lol

Dleo · 02-26-2008, 02:58 PM

I have been to Bare Exposure before

I say get that looked at ASAP!!!

Dleo · 02-26-2008, 03:04 PM

BTW, it might not be a stretch for STD's, we have all seen Spool's "crazy night out" photos before:

BayAreaE92 · 02-26-2008, 03:31 PM

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phantom330 Captain 18 Rep 892 Posts Drives: e93 335i Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: OH iTrader: (0)	I wouldn't worry, it was probably just some stank greasy butt juice oil that got on your face causing the zit. Then again you could have an STD growing on your cheek. Just put some windex on it.
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Desi Lieutenant 17 Rep 441 Posts Drives: 2014 435i M-Sport X-Drive Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ottawa, Canada iTrader: (4)	I used to know a stripper, they rub baby oil all over themselves to get a certain feel and look going. The zit was probably caused by all that oil piling up on your face. I'm prone to acne, and the one time I went the 'rippers I had a breakout the next day from the oil. Pro tip to deal with the zit. Pop that fucker, squeeze it as dry as you can get it, wash it thoroughly, wait about 5 minutes, wash it again and then put some cheap alcohol based aftershave (I just use the gillete gel) on it. The aftershave will sting like a motherfucker for a few seconds. This will stop the bleeding and minimize the scarring. You may have to pick off a bit of a scab and re-aftershave it in a few hours but it shouldn't cause any permanent marks. __________________ 2014 BMW 435i XDrive M-Sport - Delivered May 2014 2007 BMW 323i - Delivered April 2007
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