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      06-04-2015, 03:37 AM   #8449
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At least you didn't find out the horrible way; the medical examiner was somehow only able to find the address of the house I bought in my heyday and sold shortly after my business collapsed (3 years prior to my dad's death)... So I found out by email, on the morning of waiting for a court procedure, borrowing the phone of a random gentleman at Starbucks since I had T-Mobile prepaid at the time and the account was suspended since you can't even be late an HOUR (which did the night before and I was going to take care of it after court... But wound up just getting a 2 year contract with Verizon as the big F-U instead). Imagine testifying against your former employer for patient privacy law violations and trying your damnedest to keep your game face on.

Also for my mom, it has to do with the fact that I'm part Asian, and filial piety (or being one step short of worshipping your parents) is a HUGE part of Asian culture, so I'm stuck with having to explain myself to Asian people the most on why I can't be near my mom, and even after a whole rundown of every single scary incident and justification that will make any other race cry, they still try to think of ways to get her closer to me and it's a never-ending discussion...

...When I tell other races "Well, my mom has a few diagnosed mental orders, including one where I have papers from the doctor's office saying she is histrionic, OCPD, severely antisocial, and the worst case of passive-aggressiveness he has ever seen in his 25 years of practice. She tried to jump out of my car once and and stole from me twice"...

...That's good enough for them to not pursue it, or at least after more stories where she tried to stab a girl I was on the verge of establishing a serious relationship with for her spending too much time with me (OF COURSE, WHY NOT after you've been pestering me for grandchildren?!?), or the other time she broke into my house and tried to get me arrested for smoking weed (it was my hookah; thank God the cop wasn't dumb either AND just laughed it off, but I was impressed that she was able to assemble it almost perfectly) simply because I wasn't spending enough time with her (how is spending entire Sundays with her AND and running errands a couple times a week with a business owner's busy schedule "not enough"?).

Sorry, just had to rant a bit. I know I'm known for long posts, but I just needed to get it off my chest.
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      06-04-2015, 07:04 AM   #8450
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Going to be a long day. Woke up irritated still. Got to work and went to the little store in the front for my coffee. There's no creamer. Fuck.

Luckily my coworker has a box of hot chocolate that works as a pretty good substitute. Now if only I had some whiskey.
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      06-04-2015, 07:40 AM   #8451
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Soundboard keeps overheating preventing me from getting any work done.

I'm going to hurt the next person who doesn't let it cool down after a long session

Edit 5:01 am, we're back in business. Phone off now.
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Going to be a long day. Woke up irritated still. Got to work and went to the little store in the front for my coffee. There's no creamer. Fuck.

Luckily my coworker has a box of hot chocolate that works as a pretty good substitute. Now if only I had some whiskey.
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Soundboard keeps overheating preventing me from getting any work done.

I'm going to hurt the next person who doesn't let it cool down after a long session

Edit 5:01 am, we're back in business. Phone off now.
That looks awesome! Being an engineer and a musician myself, i love this type of stuff.
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      06-04-2015, 08:57 AM   #8453
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You need a vacation my friend!
You have no idea how bad I'm yearning for a vacation. I have one planned to go home and meet my first niece the end of July, but I need to get out of here like..., today. I really want to go back to Vegas.
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Jenner thread is fading into the rear view mirror.

Just sayin'.
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Jenner thread is fading into the rear view mirror.

Just sayin'.
Should I go troll in it again? Just to spark things up a bit?
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Is there any way we can get this thread to 100 pages before the "other" thread? What can we do to make this happen?

Just trying to help out as much as I can. It's 8:05am local time.
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Is there any way we can get this thread to 100 pages before the "other" thread? What can we do to make this happen?

Just trying to help out as much as I can. It's 8:05am local time.
All we can do is post our every OT thoughts here & Pray her secret weapon aren't partial nudes.

If it is- game over.
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I loved "anger management".

Fun fact... I was an extra in this movie. It was during the scene at Yankee Stadium.
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I don't know, but that "other" thread is atrocious.
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All we can do is post our every OT thoughts here & Pray her secret weapon aren't partial nudes.

If it is- game over.
The garbage truck just came and my dog started barking.
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I don't know, but that "other" thread is atrocious.
Let's get this one to 100!!! We need all HANDS ON DECK!!!
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All we can do is post our every OT thoughts here & Pray her secret weapon aren't partial nudes.

If it is- game over.
The garbage truck just came and my dog started barking.
Man, speaking of garbage trucks,

In Mexico when they pass to pick it up- they honk their obnoxious horn all morning long as to say "get your trash out people" starting at 6 am

I seriously dread being out there Monday mornings and try to avoid it as much as possible
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Man, speaking of garbage trucks,

In Mexico when they pass to pick it up- they honk their obnoxious horn all morning long as to say "get your trash out people" starting at 6 am

I seriously dread being out there Monday mornings and try to avoid it as much as possible
We have three wheelie bins here: one for garden items, one for recyclables and one for regular garbage. Three different trucks pick it up, plus also come back again for the people across the street. That is six trucks going by my house every Thursday. Dog goes bonkers all damn day.
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We only have two, one for regular trash and one for recyclables. Two different trucks pick them up. It seems like the recycle truck comes bi-weekly? None of the neighbors had theirs out with the main trash on Monday.
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Man, speaking of garbage trucks,

In Mexico when they pass to pick it up- they honk their obnoxious horn all morning long as to say "get your trash out people" starting at 6 am

I seriously dread being out there Monday mornings and try to avoid it as much as possible
We have three wheelie bins here: one for garden items, one for recyclables and one for regular garbage. Three different trucks pick it up, plus also come back again for the people across the street. That is six trucks going by my house every Thursday. Dog goes bonkers all damn day.
Yikes...your poor dog. That must seriously piss it off to all hell.

My bullie isn't a barker unless someone rings the doorbell. He's all bark no bite though. I was curious to see what he would do if someone he didn't know entered the condo (I gave my friend the key in the elevator and waited) and as soon as she entered, he stopped barking and was all cuddles.

He's cute and all, but useless as a guard dog -_-
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I really need to wash out the inside of my garbage cans, they smell terrible tossing trash in there. Makes me want to puke.
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Soundboard keeps overheating preventing me from getting any work done.

I'm going to hurt the next person who doesn't let it cool down after a long session

Edit 5:01 am, we're back in business. Phone off now.
All you ever do is post excuses. The m6 isn't on the ship, the soundboard is overheating. Wah wah wah. Where's this music you're working on? No wonder you are religious. You live in fantasyland.
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