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LOVE the tattoos from back in the day!
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07-26-2024, 07:25 PM | #8252 |
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...when 150+ people showed up on a Friday afternoon to say goodbye as you picked up your retirement rocking chair.....
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07-26-2024, 08:05 PM | #8253 |
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Kudos! (And condolences?)
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You know you're old when your mind makes a promise your body can't keep. Yes I stole that from Little Feat.
Well, off our rockers, actin' crazy And with the right medication we won't be lazy Doin' the old folks boogie down on the farm Wheelchairs, they was locked arm in arm Paired off pacemakers with matchin' alarms Gives it jus' one more chance To spin one more yarn And you know that you're over the hill Mind makes a promise that your body can't fill Doin' the old folks boogie and boogie we will 'Cause to us the thought's as good as a thrill Back at the home no time is your own Facillities there, well they're all out on loan The bank forclose and your bankruptcy shows And your credit creeps to an all-time low So you know that you're over the hill When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill, whoa Yeah, try and get a rise from an atrophied muscle And the nerves in your thigh just quivers and fizzles So you know, that you're over the hill When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill |
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07-27-2024, 12:23 PM | #8257 |
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07-27-2024, 01:35 PM | #8259 |
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Knot really. You just held it above the pinch and let the receiver spin/dangle as you walked it down with your fingers.....
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07-28-2024, 02:18 PM | #8261 |
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07-28-2024, 09:06 PM | #8264 |
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You know you’re old if…
You placed pennies (or other coins, washers, slugs, etc.) on the Railroad tracks.
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07-28-2024, 09:36 PM | #8265 |
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Dime on a penny on a nickel. All smashed into one.
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There was a manufacturing plant near our RR tracks that produced steel
office desks. One day, we found a huge pile of oily 1/4” discs out back. We figured it was left-overs from machines that punched holes for the bolts. Anyway, we loaded our pockets with the 1/4” pieces and walked the short distance to the RR tracks. We placed hundreds of the discs in long rows on the rails, then ran off into the bushes and waited. Much to our delight, a freight train pulled into the yard, flattening the discs. After the train passed, we scooped up dozens of discs that ended up about the size of pennies and dimes. Next, we boogied up the street to the bowling alley and proceded to clean out the bubble gum machine and then play pinball.
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I'm always early. I call it being on Army time (10-15 minutes before the advertised time of a meeting is "on-time"). I'd rather be 30 minutes early than 1 minute late!
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