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      06-02-2015, 02:40 PM   #8185
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"Well..., this guy over here has a dick and tits, and this one over here has a vagina, and this lady over here has a dick and a vagina, and this one over here has three titties, so I guess take your pick on whichever version best suits your needs in a partner."
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Haven't had to deal with CT drivers. In fact..., is there anything in CT that would be worth a vacation to see? I can't recall anything interesting there, other than you that is.
The only reason why CT is still relevant is because of me obviously. Other than that, there isn't shyt here. We have the casinos but that gets old quick plus it's too far from 90% of CT residents. People here are a bunch of New York wanna-bes OR Boston Wanna-bes. They have no identity. They're turn between NY Yankees and Boston Red Socks. They're not sure whether to root for Patriots or Giants.
As soon as i get a job i'm leaving this state. I don't mind taking a pay cut. It's getting unbearable now.
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      06-02-2015, 02:47 PM   #8187
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"Well..., this guy over here has a dick and tits, and this one over here has a vagina, and this lady over here has a dick and a vagina, and this one over here has three titties, so I guess take your pick on whichever version best suits your needs in a partner."
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      06-02-2015, 02:49 PM   #8188
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The only reason why CT is still relevant is because of me obviously. Other than that, there isn't shyt here. We have the casinos but that gets old quick plus it's too far from 90% of CT residents. People here are a bunch of New York wanna-bes OR Boston Wanna-bes. They have no identity. They're turn between NY Yankees and Boston Red Socks. They're not sure whether to root for Patriots or Giants.
As soon as i get a job i'm leaving this state. I don't mind taking a pay cut. It's getting unbearable now.
Interesting, so you basically solidified my ideology of what CT would be like, except you added in that little bit about the "locals". Well, thanks for sparing my time, I can now check CT off as a state I wish NOT to visit.
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Interesting, so you basically solidified my ideology of what CT would be like, except you added in that little bit about the "locals". Well, thanks for sparing my time, I can now check CT off as a state I wish NOT to visit.
There are some cool people here but that's very few.

And truct me, you're not missing anything here. The only relevant thing CT has is Yale university.
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      06-02-2015, 03:03 PM   #8191
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      06-02-2015, 04:33 PM   #8193
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Interesting, so you basically solidified my ideology of what CT would be like, except you added in that little bit about the "locals". Well, thanks for sparing my time, I can now check CT off as a state I wish NOT to visit.
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There are some cool people here but that's very few.

And truct me, you're not missing anything here. The only relevant thing CT has is Yale university.
Some decent pizza and a very cool motorcycling road up in the northwestern area (Rte. 7).
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      06-02-2015, 04:38 PM   #8194
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      06-02-2015, 05:13 PM   #8196
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      06-02-2015, 05:20 PM   #8197
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Oh yeah, perhaps mother nature should make a transgender planet. Venars, then ship them there
"Well..., this guy over here has a dick and tits, and this one over here has a vagina, and this lady over here has a dick and a vagina, and this one over here has three titties, so I guess take your pick on whichever version best suits your needs in a partner."
Sounds like a perverted version of that movie running man.......guess the three titties made me think of that one lol.....but really good movie Idea,well for those into that kinda thing.

Um err....total recall....can't recall lol!
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      06-02-2015, 06:41 PM   #8199
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..ever have one of those days at work where you simply want to choke the life out of someone? And I don't mean like a euphemism, I mean literally choke them until they turn blue and cease to exist? Simply to prevent them from populating the plant with any more of their kind..you know - stupid people?

LLLOOOONNNNGGG day today...
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Can you translate that? Or do I need to gets Lups to do it?
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..ever have one of those days at work where you simply want to choke the life out of someone? And I don't mean like a euphemism, I mean literally choke them until they turn blue and cease to exist? Simply to prevent them from populating the plant with any more of their kind..you know - stupid people?

LLLOOOONNNNGGG day today...
I've spent my day planning a murder. I completely understand you.

My sister-in-law does not pause even for a second. She just talks. And there is no point, no beginning and nothing ties the sentences together. If I wasn't so damn tired I'd drive away again by the kids would kill me I i left them with her company so soon again.
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I'll just leave this here...

.....discuss.
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