[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Darth One

It’s better than my idea, which was cmypgo

@vreihen16 was about to claim that one

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

@vreihen16 was about to claim that one

Sure, pick on the person who needs 5 pills worth of vitamin pee (diuretics) every single day just to stay alive!

FWIW, I'm still using the screen name from a car that I haven't owned since the 20th century. I see no need for cmyx6go to change hers.....

[Darth One]

Is there an incontinence story that I missed/needs retelling! Let's have it!

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Is there an incontinence story that I missed/needs retelling! Let's have it!

I'll grab my popcorn.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Is there an incontinence story that I missed/needs retelling! Let's have it!

If you're asking about me, I need massive quantities of diuretics (that make you pee) to stay alive. I'm even in the driver's lounge every 1-2 hours at night.

One side effect of that dosage of vitamin pee is that no moisture follows the solids route through my intestines. I am chronically plugged solid from being too dry, and even Outback and Taco Bell won't break the plug out.....

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

If you're asking about me, I need massive quantities of diuretics (that make you pee) to stay alive. I'm even in the driver's lounge every 1-2 hours at night.

One side effect of that dosage of vitamin pee is that no moisture follows the solids route through my intestines. I am chronically plugged solid from being too dry, and even Outback and Taco Bell won't break the plug out.....

Sorry to hear...

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

If you're asking about me, I need massive quantities of diuretics (that make you pee) to stay alive. I'm even in the driver's lounge every 1-2 hours at night.

One side effect of that dosage of vitamin pee is that no moisture follows the solids route through my intestines. I am chronically plugged solid from being too dry, and even Outback and Taco Bell won't break the plug out.....

How long has this been an issue?

[Dang3r]

I confess that I'm at the moment absolutely wet in tears, went to the doctor with my remaining budgie Bibo yesterday, because since last weekend he was just stumbling through his cage and I got to let check this out.
The devastating diagnosis was heavy gout at one of this legs and this isn't operable caused by his high age of 14, he won't survive the anesthesia.
So I got medicine to ease the pain and suffering for him but this is unfortunately not the solution, the only way to release him would be to put him down. The tragic behind this tragic is, that on 2nd July the first annual day of death of his sidekick Pietry would appear and this is at the moment just too much for me.
So I'd cancelled all appointments and will spend all my next time with him to get prepared for his last and final lap...

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

How long has this been an issue?

More or less since they sent me home from the hospital to die in 2016. My primary care doctor sent me for an abdominal scan a few years ago, which unsurprisingly revealed that I'm just full of crap (literally!) and there's nothing wrong. My intestines even laughed at a colonoscopy prep kit.

Anyway, i just live with it and (don't tell my doctors!) skip a diuretics dose or two every few days to make things move. What comes out will usually has the consistency of stone, which is why a commercial-grade toilet is near the top of my feature list for our new garage/house design.....

[vreihen16]

I confess that I'm thinking about creating a new FML thread here!

There was a knock on the door about an hour ago, while I was in the driver's lounge. They left before I could get to the door. Off to the security camera system, because NVR. TL;DR - It was our town police patrol SUV, and the town's ambulance went by lights off right after that.

I called the non-emergency dispatch number, to see if they were here to let me know about the verdict in the murder-1 trial. The dispatcher had no idea that they were here.

My DW called the dispatcher from work, and they told her that there was another incident of some sorts on our road today. Why do I have a feeling that I'll be downloading more videos and heading off to court as a witness AGAIN in the near future? Like I said, FML!

Oh, no verdict yet that I know of.....

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

I confess that I'm thinking about creating a new FML thread here!

There was a knock on the door about an hour ago, while I was in the driver's lounge. They left before I could get to the door. Off to the security camera system, because NVR. TL;DR - It was our town police patrol SUV, and the town's ambulance went by lights off right after that.

I called the non-emergency dispatch number, to see if they were here to let me know about the verdict in the murder-1 trial. The dispatcher had no idea that they were here.

My DW called the dispatcher from work, and they told her that there was another incident of some sorts on our road today. Why do I have a feeling that I'll be downloading more videos and heading off to court as a witness AGAIN in the near future? Like I said, FML!

Oh, no verdict yet that I know of.....

Go for it. I could fill a few pages with FML posts.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Go for it. I could fill a few pages with FML posts.

Same here! Link us.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Go for it. I could fill a few pages with FML posts.

Speaking of, what the latest on your car, or did I miss where you posted about it?

Have you got it back?

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Speaking of, what the latest on your car, or did I miss where you posted about it?

Have you got it back?

No, I don't have it back yet. As of yesterday they were still putting it back together. I told them not to rush, I'll wait until Tuesday.

I don't remember if I posted it here, but I spoke to my sales guy Wednesday morning. I let them know I would take mine back after the repair. If all was well, I'm good. If any other issue, I want an allocation for a new one. They agreed.

Here is the link to the thread if anyone is interested so I don't overwhelm this thread with my vehicle woes.
https://g05.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1922693

[vreihen16]

The officer who knocked on our door late yesterday afternoon was on our street for a medical emergency 911 call at a neighbor's house, and was apparently just checking in to see if we heard anything about the jury reaching a verdict yet.....

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

No, I don't have it back yet. As of yesterday they were still putting it back together. I told them not to rush, I'll wait until Tuesday.

I don't remember if I posted it here, but I spoke to my sales guy Wednesday morning. I let them know I would take mine back after the repair. If all was well, I'm good. If any other issue, I want an allocation for a new one. They agreed.

Here is the link to the thread if anyone is interested so I don't overwhelm this thread with my vehicle woes.
https://g05.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1922693

It's good that you're acting adult about this. A lot of people would be on the floor kicking and screaming. I'm sure they appreciate it. Shit happens and they sound like they're taking care of you.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Esteban

It's good that you're acting adult about this. A lot of people would be on the floor kicking and screaming. I'm sure they appreciate it. Shit happens and they sound like they're taking care of you.

What am I going to do? Having a hissy fit never helps. It is what it is. There's no way I'm going to rush them. Let them take their time and do it right.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

What am I going to do? Having a hissy fit never helps. It is what it is. There's no way I'm going to rush them. Let them take their time and do it right.

You are right, of course, but as I'm sure you know, not everyone would handle it this way.

[vreihen16]

...because soap on a rope for many, many years!!!!!

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

More or less since they sent me home from the hospital to die in 2016. My primary care doctor sent me for an abdominal scan a few years ago, which unsurprisingly revealed that I'm just full of crap (literally!) and there's nothing wrong. My intestines even laughed at a colonoscopy prep kit.

Anyway, i just live with it and (don't tell my doctors!) skip a diuretics dose or two every few days to make things move. What comes out will usually has the consistency of stone, which is why a commercial-grade toilet is near the top of my feature list for our new garage/house design.....

That’s a bad deal. Well i hope it can be managed and you have a bunch of good years ahead despite this

[Darth One]

I also would participate in a FML thread. There should also be a “I don’t get it” thread where we discuss all the inexplicable things that this world and its collection of humans have to offer…

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Darth One

There should also be a “I don’t get it” thread where we discuss all the inexplicable things that this world and its collection of humans have to offer…

Like why a bag of all natural potato chips (contents: potato, olive oil, sea salt, and nothing else) are labeled "NOT FOR SALE IN CALIFORNIA" (all capital letters are theirs)?

I already looked up the answer, but can't post it because the BP-OT P&R section is permanently closed.....