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      10-19-2016, 02:10 PM   #793
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Dude i asked for tips and for insight. No applications either way needed.
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      10-19-2016, 02:25 PM   #794
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Do they have to be Canadian unicorns? Can the rainbow be coming out of its butt? Bonus for double rainbow? How about a double unicorn?
Depends on whether you want a superior unicorn or not. If not, then sure, they don't have to be Canadian.

I'm sure you'll be one of the first to "taste the rainbow". Mmmm...Skittles.
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      10-19-2016, 02:42 PM   #797
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Or maybe it should be obvious and I don't care to elaborate???
What happened? you seem so angry lately.
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      10-19-2016, 02:47 PM   #798
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Or maybe it should be obvious and I don't care to elaborate???
What happened? you seem so angry lately.
My health insurance carrier stopped covering my Zoloft. Times are rough.
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My health insurance carrier stopped covering my Zoloft. Times are rough.
Can you still buy the lube through your HSA?
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Can you still buy the lube through your HSA?
I totally see what you did there and I approve (though naturally not if luvs is involved, I'm these days the ladies man of the ot!)
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Can you still buy the lube through your HSA?
I totally see what you did there and I approve (though naturally not if luvs is involved, I'm these days the ladies man of the ot!)
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*redacted because I apparently don't know stuff and this may or may not have been insensitive*
I would apologize, but I am not Canadian.
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*redacted because I apparently don't know stuff and this may or may not have been insensitive*
I would apologize, but I am not Canadian.
You know, if you weren't a member of ssott, I'd invite you there.
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You know, if you weren't a member of ssott, I'd invite you there.
I try not to associate with any establishment that would accept me as a member.

(Go ahead, someone play with my use of the word member. Who wants to play with my member... I'll wait)
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(Go ahead, someone play with my use of the word member. Who wants to play with my member... I'll wait)
Gross.
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Hahahaha

And i thought maybe it had to do with men driving you crazy.
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(Go ahead, someone play with my use of the word member. Who wants to play with my member... I'll wait)
Ewww... That's so memberish!
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Hahahaha

And i thought maybe it had to do with men driving you crazy.
Idiot. Men are not allowed to drive anything, even crazy.
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Idiot. Men are not allowed to drive anything, even crazy.
No need to get saucy. Lol
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No need to get saucy. Lol
Dude please gimme the saucy, I'm totally screwed here right now.

If only I could post pics, I'd show you why I complain daily here.

As my tip of the day: Anything sold to you as traditional Finnish architecture: Just stay the fuck away!
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