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      12-05-2024, 06:17 PM   #8097
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Look, you told us to find the second cow. I found it. Now you are telling me to find the first cow too? You are soooo demanding!
Okay, show us where the second cow is.
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OK, I will start the bidding ....
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      12-05-2024, 07:33 PM   #8101
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Why does the one banana have eyes on the side of his head? Is this banana from a tree/plant in Chernobyl or something? Why can't his eyes be normal like the other bananas...
It’s art, maaaaaan. You wouldn’t understand.

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      12-05-2024, 08:56 PM   #8102
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According to Shania, size doesn't matter.

ps. No aplogies for lousy humor or photoshopping.
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      12-05-2024, 09:03 PM   #8103
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Okay, show us where the second cow is.
I've already told you where the second cow is. She is right in the middle of the photo.

If you are asking me where the first cow is, I don't have a clue. I'm hoping that you will take us less intelligent people out of our moosery. The suspense is udderly killing me. (corrected that's to the eagle eye of vreihen16)

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      12-05-2024, 09:29 PM   #8104
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The suspense is uDDerly killing me.
Fixed that for you.....
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      12-05-2024, 09:37 PM   #8105
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Fixed that for you.....
Thank you. I really messed up that one. I'll go back and edit my post. I was going to check the spelling but then I forgot. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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      12-05-2024, 09:58 PM   #8106
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I've already told you where the second cow is. She is right in the middle of the photo.

If you are asking me where the first cow is, I don't have a clue. I'm hoping that you will take us less intelligent people out of our moosery. The suspense is udderly killing me. (corrected that's to the eagle eye of vreihen16)
Left side middle, hiding by the tree
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      12-05-2024, 10:56 PM   #8107
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Yep, was about to say the same, left side at the tree line, in the dark with just the head showing.
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Left side middle, hiding by the tree
I was thinking that looked like something out of Star Wars
Are the cows standing in a line? Either head to head or head to tail? Looks like maybe an extra set of legs behind the first cow.
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      12-06-2024, 12:00 AM   #8109
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I was going to check the spelling but then I forgot.
It passed the spelling/grammar check as written (correctly!), but not the pun test for cow anatomy.....





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      12-06-2024, 07:06 AM   #8110
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Given the past few years I'd say this is a fair question.
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Given the past few years I'd say this is a fair question.
My brain normally gets confused when we get a break mid week but for the start of the new year...

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No vax required. You just renew your membership every year. Brilliant...!


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I'm not a fan of camo wrap but I have to give this guy an A+.


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      12-06-2024, 06:33 PM   #8117
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I'm not a fan of camo wrap but I have to give this guy an A+.


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