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      08-18-2016, 10:46 AM   #8031
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A part of me wants to believe that Sara is just trolling the dudes to show them how stupid they sound when posting up screenshots from tinder...

But I'm realistic...

I'm just confused because one minute it's - "Boston is great, I lurve him, just bored and passing time" to "effing Cassie I will kill her / paul fucked up he ain't getting none of this now..."

I feel we have just perpetuated the cycle... Come full circle... We're all witnesses !!!
I think Paul killed Casie
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      08-18-2016, 10:48 AM   #8032
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I think Paul killed Casie
And possibly ate her.
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      08-18-2016, 10:50 AM   #8033
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A part of me wants to believe that Sara is just trolling the dudes to show them how stupid they sound when posting up screenshots from tinder...

But I'm realistic...

I'm just confused because one minute it's - "Boston is great, I lurve him, just bored and passing time" to "effing Cassie I will kill her / paul fucked up he ain't getting none of this now..."

I feel we have just perpetuated the cycle... Come full circle... We're all witnesses !!!
I think Paul killed Casie
Does it really matter? You were planning on killing her anyways... Last night / this morning, arbitrary when you are dead?
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      08-18-2016, 10:51 AM   #8034
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Guys she really not here and her phone goes straight to VM. I'm so glad I didn't join them at the bar. Who knows what he slipped in her drink.
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Considering she was stuffing her breasts in his mouth, I highly doubt he needed to put anything in her drink...
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If she's not here by noon, I'm driving to her house.
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      08-18-2016, 11:06 AM   #8037
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If she's not here by noon, I'm driving to her house.
Um. No. Call someone.

Have you not seen any slasher movies?
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Um. No. Call someone.

Have you not seen any slasher movies?
Who?
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      08-18-2016, 11:07 AM   #8039
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Who?
Her relatives. The cops.
Did you run a top level backgrounder on this guy?
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Here relatives. The cops.
Did you run a top level backgrounder on this guy?
I'm sure she didn't. He's in town until
Sunday
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      08-18-2016, 11:12 AM   #8041
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Text her and check social media activity on both of them.
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They are in bed sweating on each other, relax.
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Text her and check social media activity on both of them.
He can have her. Never really wanted him to begin with
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Um. No. Call someone.

Have you not seen any slasher movies?
This! Very much this!

That is EXACTLY how everyone in a horror movie dies.
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AND he's Belgium. Philippe, you know this guy?
In the last 3 weeks I saw only Japanese people at work while I worked my ass off on another new project with a Japanese deadline .
I had also a couple chicks and an ex from the past in my bed , of course only in the weekends because on workdays I have no time for sex...

About your guy "Belgium" I don't know him ...Never saw this guy and he don't looks like a Belgian.
I'm sorry...

Thank you sweetie for calling me Philippe and not Belgium .
And of course...I'm sure you know that I still love you
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Um. No. Call someone.

Have you not seen any slasher movies?
This! Very much this!

That is EXACTLY how everyone in a horror movie dies.
Not exactly... The girl is brushing her teeth in panties and the shortest t-shirt she owns... And then hears a weird noise in the house / outside the house but goes to investigate... Barefoot... And then some misogynist type (matching description of a few members on the forums actually, no names needed, you know who you are) commits murder death kill... Toothbrush falls to ground, covered in enamel decaying cheap fluoride of some sort...
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He can have her. Never really wanted him to begin with
Cool. Let me know when the funeral is.
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Good shit!
Hi Bhai ..How are you ?
Any updates about Sweetie ?
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Not exactly... The girl is brushing her teeth in panties and the shortest t-shirt she owns... And then hears a weird noise in the house / outside the house but goes to investigate... Barefoot... And then some misogynist type (matching description of a few members on the forums actually, no names needed, you know who you are) commits murder death kill... Toothbrush falls to ground, covered in enamel decaying cheap fluoride of some sort...
Or when she hears a loud noise and goes towards it instead of away from it when she's clearly scared.

Are you TRYING to get yourself killed?!
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Not exactly... The girl is brushing her teeth in panties and the shortest t-shirt she owns... And then hears a weird noise in the house / outside the house but goes to investigate... Barefoot... And then some misogynist type (matching description of a few members on the forums actually, no names needed, you know who you are) commits murder death kill... Toothbrush falls to ground, covered in enamel decaying cheap fluoride of some sort...
Wait, wait, wait. Didn't I read this in your police report?
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Not exactly... The girl is brushing her teeth in panties and the shortest t-shirt she owns... And then hears a weird noise in the house / outside the house but goes to investigate... Barefoot... And then some misogynist type (matching description of a few members on the forums actually, no names needed, you know who you are) commits murder death kill... Toothbrush falls to ground, covered in enamel decaying cheap fluoride of some sort...
Wait, wait, wait. Didn't I read this in your police report?
Yeah, you caught me... I wear panties and a midriff when brush my teeth...

Hashtag comfy things
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Yeah, you caught me... I wear panties and a midriff when brush my teeth...

Hashtag comfy things
Embrace it.
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