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      08-18-2016, 08:37 AM   #8009
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You are slightly crazy, arent you? I like that
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Nailed it
Copycat. I used that meme a day or two ago

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      08-18-2016, 10:21 AM   #8012
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Copycat. I used that meme a day or two ago
So it's funny, thanks
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      08-18-2016, 10:24 AM   #8014
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Why don't you just tell him you aren't a real blond and be done with it?
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      08-18-2016, 10:26 AM   #8015
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Why don't you just tell him you aren't a real blond and be done with it?
I told him I had 5 kids. Even that didn't scare him off. I really hope Casie didn't get drunk and tell him where we work. I'd die if he shows up.
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If he does, I can send a guy with a particular set of skills over...
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A cross dressing stripper isn't gonna help
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      08-18-2016, 10:36 AM   #8018
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If he does, I can send a guy with a particular set of skills over...
Even jtodd wouldn't leg hump that obviously...

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A cross dressing stripper isn't gonna help
I don't think he was planning to personally go over. I think he's saying he knows a guy that knows a guy...
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I'm not sending you.
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I'm not sending you.
Well that could actually work, poor planning.
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Even jtodd wouldn't leg hump that obviously...

ASBSECU E93 and me have just strengthened our agreement to not let you get any of my stuff. You're out. All your fault.
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ASBSECU E93 and me have just strengthened our agreement to not let you get any of my stuff. You're out. All your fault.
Seeing as how there appears to be a spot open, might you consider my application?
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Well that could actually work, poor planning.
If cross dressing, tranny Thursday creators are the order of the day, you are it. Anything else...nope.
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Tell you what I will take all your stuff and protect it.
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Tell you what I will take all your stuff and protect it.
I'm still waiting on my beer.
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It's in my belly. Wait what beer. Just give me your stuff if you know what's good for you.
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A part of me wants to believe that Sara is just trolling the dudes to show them how stupid they sound when posting up screenshots from tinder...

But I'm realistic...

I'm just confused because one minute it's - "Boston is great, I lurve him, just bored and passing time" to "effing Cassie I will kill her / paul fucked up he ain't getting none of this now..."

I feel we have just perpetuated the cycle... Come full circle... We're all witnesses !!!
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So it's 945 and Casie should have been here at 830.........
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Yes I'm a bit confused and would stay away from that brand of crazy. Who is casie? Is that Boston or some other victim?
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