[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

3rd person omniscient.

Please provide a play-by-play if possible because that sounds awesome.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Please provide a play-by-play if possible because that sounds awesome.

As Aatish strolled into the Starbucks, he weighed upon the pros and cons of having a Gigi Hadid as a mistress. Once mentally satisfied, he placed his order for a grande dark roast.

"How you doin'. I'd like a tall, dark, and black", Aatish said.

The barista, who was pondering why she worked at Starbucks with her masters degree in finger painting, asked Aatish for his name.

"Sam", Aatish responded.

The barista nodded in approval and wrote Sam on the cup, all while wondering whether "Sam" was really Aatish's name.

Aatish paid for his coffee, while wondering why the fuck he didn't get a stick shift for his bimmer. He picked up his coffee from the counter, entered into his automobile, and departed the coffee establishment while bumping "Ether" by Nas.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Naz24

just jumped back on the single train...today..

Do i dare redownload tinder and bumble?

The moment naz was friend zoned - captured for preservation...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I think Friday will be my last first person interaction for a while...

Giving up jerking it?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by EALm4

he send you a dick pic yet?

He asked for my number but he's 26. Never gonna happen.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

As Aatish strolled into the Starbucks, he weighed upon the pros and cons of having a Gigi Hadid as a mistress. Once mentally satisfied, he placed his order for a grande dark roast.

"How you doin'. I'd like a tall, dark, and black", Aatish said.

The barista, who was pondering why she worked at Starbucks with her masters degree in finger painting, asked Aatish for his name.

"Sam", Aatish responded.

The barista nodded in approval and wrote Sam on the cup, all while wondering whether "Sam" was really Aatish's name.

Aatish paid for his coffee, while wondering why the fuck he didn't get a stick shift for his bimmer. He picked up his coffee from the counter, entered into his automobile, and departed the coffee establishment while bumping "Ether" by Nas.

This was nothing short of a masterpiece, good sir.

[Sara]

Poor Tony. I need 7 figures not 6.

[Sara]

You can tell he writes this to every match

[Banana Hammock]

Send the poor guy a Gatorade or some coconut water, he's obviously parched.

[Sara]

He's pretty easy on the eyes

[Sara]

AND he's Belgium. Philippe, you know this guy?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Poor Tony. I need 7 figures not 6.

Goodness, men are pathetic on tinder.


My usual initiation when I really want to bang a girl is the finger pointing to the right emoji, followed by the "a-ok" hand gesture, followed by a question mark.

Generates two responses. "Yup." Or they unmatch me. Simple.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Goodness, men are pathetic on tinder.


My usual initiation when I really want to bang a girl is the finger pointing to the right emoji, followed by the "a-ok" hand gesture, followed by a question mark.

Generates two responses. "Yup." Or they unmatch me. Simple.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Poor Tony. I need 7 figures not 6.

Dear Sara,
We've been down this road before - SMH....
Sincerely,
BImmerpost OT

[Sara]

Wtf Paul! I am not that kind of girl!!! Must be a Belgium thing

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Dear Sara,
We've been down this road before - SMH....
Sincerely,
BImmerpost OT

Dear Bimmerpost. It's okay. Bostons got me covered I'm just simply passing the time.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Goodness, men are pathetic on tinder.


My usual initiation when I really want to bang a girl is the finger pointing to the right emoji, followed by the "a-ok" hand gesture, followed by a question mark.

Generates two responses. "Yup." Or they unmatch me. Simple.

This is me:



Generates two responses. They'll either shoot me down right off the bat or on a good day, they'll have pity and put me down gently.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by EALm4

Why waste time? Girls on tinder are the ones you meet at bars. Hell no am I going to waste my time anymore than I need to, ya feel me bruh?

[smoosh]

Isn't being on Tinder and chatting with dudes when you're in a relationship cheating :

Maybe I'm a little out of it here, someone clarify...

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Why waste time? Girls on tinder are the ones you meet at bars. Hell no am I going to waste my time anymore than I need to, ya feel me bruh?

I would never go to a bar!!

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I would never go to a bar!!

Photos with axius prove otherwise

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Isn't being on Tinder and chatting with dudes when you're in a relationship cheating :

Maybe I'm a little out of it here, someone clarify...

I gotchu bro.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Catfishing