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      04-28-2022, 05:58 PM   #7811
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I think the chocolate smear is in the P car.
I suspect you are right. But its ok, I've got access to bleaching chemicals that would have made Michael Jackson jealous.
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      04-28-2022, 05:59 PM   #7812
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Depending on whose ass is actually in the seat will determine the smear. If it's Laura's, it'll be a vanilla smear. Rejoice in her smear. . All remnants shall be……evidence of ……satisfaction.
You guys are so fucked up. Lol.
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      04-28-2022, 05:59 PM   #7813
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Depending on whose ass is actually in the seat will determine the smear. If it's Laura's, it'll be a vanilla smear. Rejoice in her smear.
I was referring to your Chalk coloured beauty post... or maybe it was TMI.
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      04-28-2022, 06:00 PM   #7814
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@aguywalksintoabar can you provide a sample of your art, say a summary of OT this week. Would help confirm/deny your lurker status

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      04-28-2022, 06:01 PM   #7815
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Depending on whose ass is actually in the seat will determine the smear. If it's Laura's, it'll be a vanilla smear. Rejoice in her smear. . All remnants shall be……evidence of ……satisfaction.
You guys are so fucked up. Lol.
HR has been notified of said satisfaction surveys
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      04-28-2022, 06:07 PM   #7816
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Depending on whose ass is actually in the seat will determine the smear. If it's Laura's, it'll be a vanilla smear. Rejoice in her smear. . All remnants shall be……evidence of ……satisfaction.
You guys are so fucked up. Lol.
HR has been notified of said satisfaction surveys
No surveys until AFTER she leaves California.

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      04-28-2022, 06:12 PM   #7817
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I'm not stealing photos of anyone's schlong or sack so maybe go looking for that tranny

What happened to Joe and Upstatedoc??
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      04-28-2022, 06:14 PM   #7818
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I think it's a nice community here. If you'll have me I'd like to stay a part of it. I will try ease off resurrecting old threads I never got to join because that hasn't done me any favors.. and may be make new ones of my own. There it is. That's me. Group hug?!
Don't fall for the previous responses. The only requirement to staying is being able to take people's shit and give it right back
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      04-28-2022, 06:16 PM   #7819
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I'm not stealing photos of anyone's schlong or sack so maybe go looking for that tranny

What happened to Joe and Upstatedoc??
Joekerr got a full ban. Upstatedoc has been MIA since the beginning of March. I hope he’s ok.
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      04-28-2022, 06:17 PM   #7820
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Don't fall for the previous responses. The only requirement to staying is being able to take people's shit and give it right back
I enjoy the latter much more than the former. But yes.
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      04-28-2022, 06:23 PM   #7821
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Don't fall for the previous responses. The only requirement to staying is being able to take people's shit and give it right back
I enjoy the latter much more than the former. But yes.
But

He ASKED for permission. Strike 1!
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      04-28-2022, 07:04 PM   #7822
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Joekerr got a full ban...
But he is back...
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I'm not stealing photos of anyone's schlong or sack so maybe go looking for that tranny

What happened to Joe and Upstatedoc??
Joekerr got a full ban. Upstatedoc has been MIA since the beginning of March. I hope he's ok.
I hope he is too. Kinda concerning.


Maybe Elon Musk should buy Bimmerpost so we can have the old gang back
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      04-28-2022, 07:35 PM   #7824
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…..as long as you're not a criminal defense attorney getting bad guys out of jail.
Many moons ago, I was a member of another car forum. One of the regulars behaved like Beavis and Butthead, and everyone thought that he was a kid. Turns out that he was a lawyer, venting his frustration with the legal field by letting his alter-ego forum persona post stuff that he couldn't say in real life. Sound familiar?

Anyway, he would actually travel 100+ miles to defend forum members in traffic court...and the most he ever took was a Big Mac for his professional services. He even hosted a forum gathering at his house, where about 20 of us tinkered with our cars and had a BBQ.....
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…..as long as you're not a criminal defense attorney getting bad guys out of jail.
Many moons ago, I was a member of another car forum. One of the regulars behaved like Beavis and Butthead, and everyone thought that he was a kid. Turns out that he was a lawyer, venting his frustration with the legal field by letting his alter-ego forum persona post stuff that he couldn't say in real life. Sound familiar?

Anyway, he would actually travel 100+ miles to defend forum members in traffic court...and the most he ever took was a Big Mac for his professional services. He even hosted a forum gathering at his house, where about 20 of us tinkered with our cars and had a BBQ.....
I can relate. I've been the Beavis & Butthead in the past, using pseudonyms to vent.
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      04-29-2022, 02:13 AM   #7826
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@aguywalksintoabar can you provide a sample of your art, say a summary of OT this week. Would help confirm/deny your lurker status

Sure thing. Summary as requested for this week:

Where should I trash my dogs poop?


cmyx6go missed out on buying her dream car, a genesis.

Sedan_Clan confirmed the quota. See attached photo.

A virtual pizza party took place.

@rebekhaB escrowed on a private island.

The search party is out for a much loved D.O.C..

Someone is trying to bring crocs back to fashion in the lol thread.

Good vibes all around this week. No fighting or biting. The foot thread remains buried under the forum carpet.

In case you missed it… previously on OT..

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      04-29-2022, 02:15 AM   #7827
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@aguywalksintoabar can you provide a sample of your art, say a summary of OT this week. Would help confirm/deny your lurker status

Sure thing. Summary as requested for this week:

Where should I trash my dogs poop?


cmyx6go missed out on buying her dream car, a genesis.

Sedan_Clan confirmed the quota. See attached photo.

A virtual pizza party took place.

@rebekhaB escrowed on a private island.

The search party is out for a much loved D.O.C..

Someone is trying to bring crocs back to fashion in the lol thread.

Good vibes all around this week. No fighting or biting. The foot thread remains buried under the forum carpet.

In case you missed it… previously on OT..

I dig the recap.
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      04-29-2022, 07:12 AM   #7828
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Hahaha! I just want to see what all of these personalities are like in the flesh. You live two hours from me. You have zero excuse(s).
Long ago I would travel all over with a bunch of people I met on an X5 Forum. My father went batshit that I was going to meet people I met on the internet. Anyway, we went to meets all over the country and a smaller group of us did trips together, went to each others houses. It was good fun.

It was funny though. Some of us were exactly like our online personalities but others - let's just say some of the biggest online assholes and bullies turned out to be wusses in person. Keyboard courage is real.
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Hahaha! I just want to see what all of these personalities are like in the flesh. You live two hours from me. You have zero excuse(s).
Long ago I would travel all over with a bunch of people I met on an X5 Forum. My father went batshit that I was going to meet people I met on the internet. Anyway, we went to meets all over the country and a smaller group of us did trips together, went to each others houses. It was good fun.

It was funny though. Some of us were exactly like our online personalities but others - let's just say some of the biggest online assholes and bullies turned out to be wusses in person. Keyboard courage is real.
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@aguywalksintoabar can you provide a sample of your art, say a summary of OT this week. Would help confirm/deny your lurker status

Sure thing. Summary as requested for this week:

Where should I trash my dogs poop?


cmyx6go missed out on buying her dream car, a genesis.

Sedan_Clan confirmed the quota. See attached photo.

A virtual pizza party took place.

@rebekhaB escrowed on a private island.

The search party is out for a much loved D.O.C..

Someone is trying to bring crocs back to fashion in the lol thread.

Good vibes all around this week. No fighting or biting. The foot thread remains buried under the forum carpet.

In case you missed it… previously on OT..

No drawing skills

Do you clean pools for foreigners ?
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      04-29-2022, 10:04 AM   #7831
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Hahaha! I just want to see what all of these personalities are like in the flesh. You live two hours from me. You have zero excuse(s).
Long ago I would travel all over with a bunch of people I met on an X5 Forum. My father went batshit that I was going to meet people I met on the internet. Anyway, we went to meets all over the country and a smaller group of us did trips together, went to each others houses. It was good fun.

It was funny though. Some of us were exactly like our online personalities but others - let's just say some of the biggest online assholes and bullies turned out to be wusses in person. Keyboard courage is real.
Shots fired, officer down
Oh I'll shoot my shot alright. Come here cmyx6go.

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Oh I'll shoot my shot alright. Come here cmyx6go.

What the hell is it with you CA guys and old ladies? I thought the thigh humping was done. Did Shoei pass you the baton?
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